lauren what are you even talking about

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Why is my floor falling apart!? You’re supposed to be a floor… FLOOR!

Lauren (via probsmaybstotesmcgoats)

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Forgetting about the court date and then remembering it 10 mins after I get stoned.

Lauren

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Like, why do you have to be such a nigga!? Hash tag nigga problems, like, seriously.

Lauren

[laurenwhatareyousaying]

yo, i look like a thug right now, like mad bruised and shit. it's a thug thing.

lauren

[laurenwhatareyousaying]

lauren: I'm at 5 and 9 right now

olivia: don't you mean 10 and 2?

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justin beiber is a lesbian.

lauren (via probsmaybstotesmcgoats)

[laurenwhatareyousaying]

"I was Chuck Norris before Chuck Norris was cool."

Lauren

[laurenwhatareyousaying]

I mean, you can sleep in my bed, if that's more desirable...

Lauren

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I'm feeling pregnant trying to open this!

Lauren

[laurenwhatareyousaying]

I just really alcohol.

Lauren

[laurenwhatareyousaying]

It's like, whose line is it anyway?

Lauren

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I might have only kissed the 3 guys i've had sex with this semester...

Lauren

[laurenwhatareyousaying]

I feel like I'm chuck norris when I'm with you. like, I'm one big chuck norris joke.

Lauren

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This girl is my other half. Like, if she were the black to my white she would be my white cus I'm so black.

Lauren

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I feel like a pretzel, just saying.

lauren

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Thats like something my cat would say.

lauren

[laurenwhatareyousaying]

I wish we had jet skis on this.

Lauren