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oktober - toby for short ★ he/him or she/her ★ 22 y/o

autistic music, horror, and video game lover. i work at a gas station. i kno the theme is scary...but i swear i don't bite ! ☀️💖

my selfship sideblog is @clarksdalelove ...

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god is legitimately conspiring against me i was just supposed to do the books and count the cups for my boss and i got the books done way early but the cup count is taking forever because a drug tester guy set up shop in the office for like 30 minutes and now someone is doing shit on the work computer remotely so i can't print out what i need to finish this shit OH MY GOD

#💀#i really could not make this shit up even if i tried

my boss just text me saying "don't worry about coming in until 2 or 3 today" girl i swear she told me i didn't have to come in till 5 today yesterday

#💀#I DON'T WANTTTTT TO TRAIN THE NEW GIRL PLEASEEEEE #guy who explicitly told my boss if she needed me to train them i would voice #it's only gonna be 5 hours working until 8 but this week has been the torment nexus please.

bought brownie mix bc i thought it looked good as hell forgetting how much i Loathe. baking

#💀#even using mix just makes me angry I HATE IT but baked goods are so delicious #i haven't baked in forever

tell me why my coworker just came in here saying i didn't mark the hundred i took and i told her i did on the back. and she went well we have to mark it on the front. and i said i'm pretty sure it doesn't matter. and she went "okay okay i'm wrong i'm sorry just kill me now" 😐❓️

#💀#and i don't feel like she was trying to be funny it's really obvious when she's joking #she always has to argue with me she's so goddamn stubborn. why is it so hard to be like “oh okay sorry”#grown ass 70 something year old woman btw

oh boy i get to work with one of the new people tomorrow night. surely nothing will go wrong.

#💀#i ain't worried about her messing anything up that's ok she's learning #i tweak bc shit always goes awry on my shifts something ALWAYS happens

and WHY was there an invoice from over a week ago in the folder from yesterday. and it's not like it got left in there it had already been put in. sooooo. What

#💀#my only guess is the vendor must have reprinted it for us for some reason?????#but that'd only make sense to me like if we didn't get it paid. but it had been paid for. so. why.

actually fucking tweaking rn why are there so many people coming in at 7:30 AM on a sunday and i have two entire deliveries to hand-type into the books and someone already done pissed me off

#💀#why pray tell do customers think they get to grab our shit and move it around YOU DON'T WORK HERE STOP DOING THAT.#yesterday i saw the wet floor sign we normally have up in the restroom fucking folded and sat against a shelf #STOP

just ran a rescue mission for a tired little bee that was crawling around on the pavement by the back door at work. it didn't want any sugar water but i got it over to a flower patch and it looked like it started chowing down on that flower so i hope it feels better soon

#💀#i saw it while i was taking out garbage and i felt really bad i had to save it

of course both POSs crashed and for some reason one of the pumps just isn't working because why not and we're busy as fuck

#💀#why does god hate me

yay i get to go to the store and get me a starbucks yippie

#💀#i haven't had a starbucks in foreverrrr

i want to make more soup but i don't got no broth

#💀#SIGH #hrmmm maybe i could get my mom to take me quick

power just got shut off while i'm in the bathroom i feel like i'm in a survival horror game now

#💀#i have on my phone flashlight

why tf did a guy just walk in here and try to buy a pack of beer with an ID card that expired THREE YEARS AGO. IN 2023. and when i told him i wouldn't accept it he just went "well everyone else just scans it and doesn't say shit" ... ok. well i am not everyone

#💀#i actually gaf about my job i'm not gonna risk it because you're too lazy to replace a 3 year expired ID #why tf are you even walking around with that as your main/sole form of ID

person at work i hate just quit on the spot today PRAISE BE

#💀#not even worried bc we can replace her in 2 seconds with someone who will be more proficient at the job #she fucking SUCKS she's a lazy ass who does nothing and openly lies about. Everything.#she was fucking saying it's OKAY for her to be late every fucking day???? 😭😭😭

everyone and everything on this godforsaken earth is testing me this week i swear to god

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"there's too much ice in the ice maker you have to look at it" IT'S AN ICE MAKER. YOU'RE GONNA FIND ICE INSIDE. /reference

#💀#i'm fucking so tired of this bitch DO IT YOURSELF #she acts like i simultaneously know everything and have to do everything but also i don't know anything or how to do anything #it's exhausting. please leave me alone. you can handle the fucking ice maker. i promise.

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