Jawy1248

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First there is desire, then...passion! Then...suspicion! Jealousy! Anger! Betrayal! 

Moulin Rouge, El Tango de Roxanne

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When love is for the highest bidder, there can be no trust, with no trust, there is no love.

Moulin Rouge, El Tango de Roxanne

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Me: Oh, did you get a haircut?

Friend: Oh yeah, do you like it?

Me: Yeah, but it'll look better in a week like most haircuts ya know?

Friend: I got it a week ago..

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: Well I gotta get to class...

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One time we were sitting in class in fifth grade and our teacher was talking about out PE teacher, and one of my classmates was like "You know what, you kinda look like him." And our teacher got this horrified look and was like "I AM NOT FAT!" Half of my class was on the fucking floor laughing their asses off!!

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Merry Christmas, I wish you all a joyful and happy holidays.

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Christmassy math…

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When your a math nerd

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Haha, what parties...

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Were driving through McDonald's and it's pouring and the cashier just said, "SORRY ABOUT THAT RAIN." I'm still dying!!!

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Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.