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I'm Jackie and sometimes I'm not very active and sometimes I'm on all day it changes

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

twitter makes me so uncomfortable because weirdness on there is so performative…when someone is weird on tumblr you know they’re eating drywall in life for real….

[miiriya]

[aliasxxxx]

😂😂 definitely some shit I’d do

[honeycoacoa-deactivated20201029]

😂😂😂😂

[lickmetilllicecreammmm]

Me lmao

[soulsearcher33]

[powerfulwizard]

The Avengers react to you getting pregnant

Tony Stark:

Steve Rogers:

Natasha Romanoff:

Loki:

Thor:

[thefloatingstone]

[neopoint]

this is so funny

[thisisalsoyou]

woops

[thisisalsoyou]

[babyarea]

i’ve said it before i’ll say it again there’s a difference between lady gaga singing born this way in 2011 and taylor swift singing “shade never made anyone less gay” (whatever the fuck that means) to profit off of it in 2019

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

The difference is that Lady Gaga is bisexual and Taylor Swift is straight

[enigma-boi]

Honestly, even if Taylor came out as gay or bi tomorrow, “You Need To Calm Down” would still be tacky because of tone an content.

Born This Way was, unequivocally, “You are beautiful for being YOU in a world that often tells you you’re not” while “You Need To Calm Down” is basically “Me, and The Gays™, have haters”.

Gaga was singing about celebrating herself with Born This Way. Taylor Swift comes off as comparing homophobia as equivocable the beef she had with Katy Perry.

I feel a better comparison from the early 10s is Same Love by Macklemore. While yeah, the song is clumsy and hokey, at least “I received a lot of misdirected homophobia growing up and I can only imagine how much worse it is for gay folks” is more tasteful than “homophobia is just like when critics say my songs aren’t good or I get snake emoji replies on Twitter.”

Even if she has the best intentions, the final product comes off as, well, tone deaf and a little exploitative.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anxietyproblem]

[meangirlnurse]

so excited about the prospect of finally having an apartment of my own that i got the shakes in the home goods section of a TJ Max

[meangirlnurse]

concerned bystander: ma’am? are you all right? me, on the verge of tears: apardmint…….

[meangirlnurse]

i panicked and bought a set of tasteful novelty dish towels 

[afeelgoodblog]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all those terms for when you dont really like something but someone else does and you respect that… youve heard of “not my cup of tea” and “whatever floats your boat” and now its time for this phrase to shine

[skarchomp]

lars all due respect but no the fuck it isn’t

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sounds like this one just isnt your fav hentai of pennywise and that’s okay

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i know it’s giving myself an awful lot of credit but i would really like to think this post has at least a small hand in verizon’s selling tumblr at a massive loss

[cartooncryptid]

this post was like a slap in the face

[angelicguy]

the fucking gorilla glue logo looks like an ad for gorillas. it has nothing to do with glue

[fodsley]

hate to admit it but Tumblr’s algorithm has my sense of humour nailed down perfectly.

[nullifiesremade-deactivated2021]

tumblr drama

[ka3l]

just go enjoy your life, 

[memescomedy]