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Hello. I'm Florin/Morphy and this is my Fuckhouse where we love and apperciate Terunosuke Miyamoto. 25 | Transmasc | TME | White | Australian | ADHD | Epileptic | 🦀 | Bi |Sidebar image by ghiacccio

[bundaskifli]

bogos binted

[phantomknights]

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

[asterism343]

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[virtualgirladvance]

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

[brucebocchi]

[tatangadragon]

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns

[tatangadragon]

post cancelled I've been told the term i used already exists in english and that it means something Very Much Different. english is a wicked language that i regret learning

[mostlyghostly66]

Baba is fridge magnet

[tandytoaster]

Reala Tennis forever

[boybeetles]

Apparently new tomodachi life doesn’t have an age grouping besides ‘adult’ and ‘minor’. So adult miis can only like other adult miis, and minor miis can only like other minor miis. Which in theory seems okay but in practice it means a bunch of teenager miis can develop crushes on Miis that are like babies and pre-teens lmao. I’m seeing it all over Twitter.

If you don’t want the teens to crush on babies you have to make the babies aromatic.

[traaansfem]

Exposing the babies to onions and roasted carrots and strongly scented spices to prevent anybody from liking them

[boybeetles]

[monkeyislandtwo]

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

[equos-bipes]

for your consideration

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches

[krasnoarmeyets]

it seems that a lot of times people telling someone to “get therapy” envision the ideal outcome of this to be essentially like lobotomizing the person in question

[sailatina3]

[kushblazer666]

keep going my fellow soldiers. if we keep this up we can win our war against christianity forever

[wifehaver103947]

[skarchomp]

a lot has been said about how racist it is to treat the australian wilderness as some evil wasteland death world, but it should be noted it's also very hypocritical of americans to pretend australia has a monopoly on dangerous wildlife

[skarchomp]

"australia has spiders and snakes and wild dogs!" girl we have all that too. we're a country with multiple species of bear, get real.

[todaysbird]

late stage capitalism is kicking and screaming and begging for me to buy a gacha game dog toy so my dog can do a instagram live unboxing

[theivorytowercrumbles]

I still get emails from the gay cafe I used to go to all the time and really there's nothing like their Easter week posting

[alivehouse]

i think many people on this site would benefit from taking a step back and looking a the actual words theyre typing out once in a while

[alivehouse]

i think many people would also benefit from considering saying sth along the lines of "sorry, i said something in poor taste while i was mad" every once in a while instead of doubling down as well