This Is My Life

[youlovetoseeit]

more u kno

[knockoffs-and-bootlegs]

[queenofepic]

Oh, the guy who made Two Trucks? Love that artist

[nintwentydo]

[the-meme-curator]

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

Sick fursuit Jeezy-Boi.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Damn baby that iron defiencincy looks so sexy on you… hey wake up

[pinklovehearts]

noo don’t faint ur so pretty haha

[miiriya]

[imactuallyallergictolimes]

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

[softbipolarity-deactivated20220]

[soyouwanttoplaytheviolin]

When someone says classical music is boring

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

[dashaibo]

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

[frowningfox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

[themixtrovert]

“i can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

okay

“you can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

not okay

[birdonahotdog]

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

[kittens-jpeg-blog]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[kosmonin]

[teuer]

[senseitive]

too busy watering my own grass to check if yours is greener

[5starglitch]

real shit

[symphonyinblue1978]

houseplants b like due to personal reasons i will be passing away...

[mozukumi]

this is quite possibly the funniest scene in any movie ever. 

[fiyhi]

this is what boys will be boys means