Jen.

Enter the pillow fort

[unclefather]

[thebootydiaries]

me: *looks out the window*

me: when will my online purchases arrive

[cat-memes-only]

Not this year

[catchymemes]

Unmute

[snulbug]

walking around the house at night w my cell phone flashlight on instead of turning on the lights feeling like a bronte character with a candle

[horsegirlhob]

I’m a slut for sitting in comfortable silence while both of us do our own thing and occasionally show each other something dumb on our computers like that’s the good shit my dude. 

[rubysevens]

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

[occasionallyomniscient]

Danny is ur dad’s brother and Jeff is ur mom’s

[wonders-of-the-cosmos]

Created using still images taken by the Cassini spacecraft during it’s flyby of Jupiter and while at Saturn. Shown is Io and Europa over Jupiter’s Great Red Spot.

NASA/JPL-Caltech/SSI/CICLOPS/Kevin M. Gill

[annickaarchive]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[pdlcomics]

Beautiful Robot

[valeria2067]

Trump: “The theater should be a safe space for politicians!”

Abraham Lincoln’s ghost:

[ahithaisalad]

Get you a man that can do both 😩

[jjjjjjjjjjohn]

[gothicprep]

17TH RULE OF FIGHT CLUB: PLEASE DON’T PUT YOUR MOM AS YOUR EMERGENCY CONTACT, WE DON’T WANT ANYONE’S MOM SHOWING UP HERE MAKING THINGS WEIRD

[hall--o--ween]

[spikespiegell]

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”