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[corsolanite]

I have no idea what’s going on but I love every second of it! 

[vilkalizer]

I gave Myrmidon’t a Hero Crest.

He said he wanted one for his gun, too.

[prozdvoices]

ready player one

[prozdvoices]

this video is currently trending higher on youtube than the actual ready player one trailer, mission complete

[paulthebukkit]

MAJOR SPOILERS

[paulthebukkit]

Finally, we can marry Link

(Download the mod here: gamebanana.com/skins/158914)

[emmablowguns]

[lfdy88]

If I were to get a dog..

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

that’s a beautiful fucking dog, my dream dog

[chasekip]

it took 20 years but you can finally date Nurse Joy in this one

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

in the lorax movie (1970s version) you can’t see the onceler except for his gloves and he has no redeeming qualities.

we could’ve avoided oncest but modern lorax movie creators had to make him visible and sing songs…[speech on how this is modern capitalism]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

really, try and make fanart out of THIS:

[trooth]

bad news

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[sunflowerbutch]

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

my favorite thing about oceiros in DS3 is how he just kinda shows up and has all these distinctive voice lines like he’s incredibly important and you’re supposed to know who he is, but there’s absolutely zero buildup for him and when you kill him he’s never mentioned again by anybody in the game 

like the dude probably thinks he’s the final boss of the game when he’s really some asshole in a basement that you find by accident and nobody in-universe seems to know that he even exists 

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

like i know that the “asshole you find in a basement” thing is actually pretty much every dark souls boss but none of them are even half as chatty and seemingly self-important as oceiros which is really funny considering he’s a completely optional boss 

like he’s mandatory for the true ending but i’m gonna go out on a limb here and say most players playing blind are either not gonna find him at all or find him completely by accident. you just kinda clumsily stumble in to his boss arena and he’s like “So… ignorant slave, you’ve come to take my invisible imaginary baby… well, I won’t let you, for this is my duty…” meanwhile the player is like “who the fuck is this dude” 

[tehdshoemaker-deactivated201803]

[wheel-skellington]

@emily-the-lemon

[animal-factbook]

Timmy was always a bit different from the other ostriches

[00432381-deactivated20180201]

I love him

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[paintedreptile]

I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.

Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[apersnicketylemon]

Pedophilia is bad should not be a radical statement.

[apersnicketylemon]

No really, please reblog this if you can, because this site in general, but fandom spaces especially bad for this, to the point where people are genuinely afraid of harassment they may face for saying ‘Pedophilia is a bad thing and you probably should not encourage it’ or for calling it what it is. Fandom spaces are also especially bad for screaming about how it’s ‘just fiction’ when we know damn well that fiction impacts reality.

[fuckyeahfluiddynamics]

In the Pacific Island nation of Vanuatu, women have a tradition of water music, accompanying their singing with a percussive use of water. This video explores the physics behind this music. Performers use three basic motions – a slap, a plunge, and a plow – that each have distinctive acoustics thanks to the interaction of hand, water, and air. High pitches come from the initial impact on the water, whereas lower pitches come mostly from the collapse of the air cavity in the hand’s wake. By altering the rhythms and patterns of these three building blocks, the musicians create a rich harmony to accompany their singing. (Video credit: R. Hurd et al.)

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

Vanuatu is cool as hell. Walter Lini became a socialist while he was living in Auckland, then went back to help found the Ripablik blong Vanuatu and secure independence from not one but three concurrent colonial governments. His socialist party is still the largest party in the parliament.