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ATTENTION ALL ZOOMERS WITHIN MY TEAM'S DIVISION IN RGL'S TF2 6S LEAGUE: YOUR ARROGANCE WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL. MY TEAM MAY BE FULL OF PLAYERS IN THEIR LATE 20S AND EARLY 30S AND WE MIGHT NOT SCRIM AND ONLY SHOW UP 2X A WEEK TO PLAY OUR MATCHES BUT WE HAVE SEEN IT ALL BEFORE. YOUR ATTEMPTS AT MIND GAMES DONT WORK (TRUE) AND OUR SUPERIOR GAMESENSE IS BETTER THAN BEING A DM LORD BECAUSE WE ALSO HAVE SUPERIOR DM
FUCK ZOOMERS, FUCK SNIPER MAINS, FUCK ADDERALL AIMERS, YOU ALL CRUMBLE BENEATH THE WEIGHT OF OUR TEAM AND THE COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE WE ALL HAVE
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I recreated Caravaggio’s “Judith Beheading Holofornes” in Kid Pix Studio from 1995 using a mouse. Here's the video I made doing it.
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Freakin’ awesome. We live in anaheim so our boys got to enjoy the all-access Disneyland Daily pass. Our youngest (Tanner) wanted to be an officer. Unfortunately he was too small for the restraints on splash mountain so when the coaster sped up it flung him out and he skidded about 200 feet on the asphalt. Here’s what we’re keeping him in right now:
Disney won’t let us bury on park grounds because of a potential copyright issue with the superman thing.
We miss him a lot, but there’s a cancellation fee on the Daily pass, so we’ve been making the most of it. His brother still enjoys the park and since we chose not to press charges, we’re entitled to one free mickey pancake a day
??? Reading that looked like you tried to copy abd paste 3 differint stories together to make us not realise you just copied and pasted??
First of all: splash mountain is a water log ride. There are no places where it just…speeds…up? Its a fucking water log ride???
BECAUSE its a water log ride it DOESNT HAVE RESTRAINTS….it DOES however have a minimum height requirment of 46 inches to ride the ride, so EVEN IF this kid was too small, they WOULD NOT let them ride.
There is no asphault anywhere near the track itself. The CLOSEST you could come is the big drop at rhe end but again, minimum height requirement of 46 inches tall to ride, the angle of the drop and the speed at which you go it is physically impossible to get ‘launched’.
I feel like this is obvious but theres so much obviously wrong about the second addition i suppose i need to state this.
SUPERMAN. ISNT. DISNEY. Superman is DC. The only theme parks that have licenced DC character based rides is six flags.
Six flags, another park that HAS MINIMUM HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS for rides.
That has restraints on rides in which are necesary. Which again, YOU CANNOT RIDE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE SAFETY GUILDLINES.
Go try to shitpost and ruin the reputation of a differint park, will you? At least make sure your story is even plausable before you open your mis-informed mouth.
@crabwalker Are you seriously explaining to me how Splash Mountain works? Do you think I don’t remember how my son died? Oh, and it’s “physically impossible to get launched?” Guess what, asshole? My SON got launched. This is the last photo we have of him.
You’ve said some cruel things to me, but I’m going to be the bigger person. I’ll be praying, for your sake, that nobody in your family ever gets launched.
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