Now Only Dogs Will Follow Me

Is he following?

[jaybler]

JORDY ⋆ 25 ⋆ HE/THEY

I’m an alien 👽

(Minors dni)

[tainaronian]

[viralfrog]

[zoctopode]

im so used to tumblr that i forgot some troglodytes on reddit wouldnt be even surface level familiar with the concept of the robot lesbian

[zoctopode]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[flipchild]

"A lovely squirt of cream just makes the day a dream".

—Sir

[molinaesque]

“You want somethin’ to drink? A little pill, a little coke, a little dope? I got everything!”

- Alfred Molina as Rahad Jackson (1997, Paul Thomas Anderson)

[d-lanx]

[segamascott]

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[thebestcomicbookpanels]

Fritz the Cat by R. Crumb

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[gutsandeverythingg]

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

[mousegirlheart]

Ohhhh i may i need a wee afternoon nap...

[rumoglobalheavyindustry]

the other steps don't matter

[vedurnan-archive]

[crumbduck]

A Xiu Xiu song

*twenty windowpanes shatter in the background with reverb* I-I-I-IIIIIII LIIIIIIIKE TTOOOO J-JUMP LIKE A H—-HORSE