In my mind this all makes sense...

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Why doesn't this shitty effing @hp printer ever work with my @hp 'puter? #NoMoreHP #POS #trash

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Fingers crossed I get salmonella and lose 10 pounds before Thursday's Demi Lovato beach show! #goals #GoldfishSalmonella #beachbody #ac #goldfish #RitzForBreakfast

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25 years later, here we are. @milman71 #oldfriends #youth #GrownAndSexy #adultingishard

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Current mood.

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Breakfast at Michael Vick's house. #puppyplay

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17 people dead but hey ice cream. #alexa #InapproriateAlexa #imbored @amazon

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The universe's way of saying there's nothing you want/need for #PrimeDay. @amazon. #AmazonIsBroken #whywhywhy

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Current mood: "Amazon, take all my monies". #NemesisPrime #amazon #NemesisPax #giza #PowerOfThePrimes #leaderclass #potp #Transformers #evolution

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Saturday night like a boss.

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Yas to mornings like this. #morningrun #morningworkout #2adays #sunrise #dc

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When you have to wear a long sleeve shirt to run in July. #winning

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Free sunrises, while supplies last. #morningrun #dc #USA #fourthofjuly

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It's the most wonderful time of the year! #backtoschool #backtoschoolinjuly

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I just blew next month's beef wad early. #RedMeatOnceAMonth #mediterraneandiet #goodday

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Finn in the corner at Quinn's on the corner. #livingthedream #orangecrushes #dranks #schoolnight #yappyhour