Imagine Angel and Al pining pre-relationship where theyre practically best friends and clearly want more but both are too chicken to bring it up out of fear of ruining a good thing.Cue Alastor's shadow huffing and puffing that he too has to pine from afar but lo and behold, ANGELS dust becomes animated due to all of his repressed love. What I'm getting at is radiodust shadows cuddling and making out behind Angel and Alastor's backs whenever they're in the same room and sporting grins when caught
THIS IS ABSOLUTE GENIUS.
Technically, Angel does seem to have a shadow that does it's own thing, though it's not as free willed as Alastor's seeing as it only appears once in the actual series doing something other than mirroring Angel to a T.
But yeah, all that repression would give Angel's shadow all the energy it needs to go off and indulge itself in its host's desires. Shadow Al and Angel are done playing games and just wana love all over each other damn it.
I like to think that shadow Al is the one to help coax shadow Angel into being free in the first place. Just seems fitting since SAng clearly likes to play it safe and just stick to its host... that is until bad boy™ SAl makes a move and sweeps SAng off their feet to go off and make out somewhere. Now Angel has to put up with a disobedient shadow who refuses to be apart from shadow Alastor for too long. It's frustrating for him because he's over here trying NOT to think of his object of affections in a less than platonic way.
Angel: Listen, ya can't go out and expose me like that. I've got a reputation to uphold and hell's whore ain't about to fall head over heels for some fucking cannibalistic lunatic—
SAng: (rolls their eyes)
Angel: Did you just roll your eyes at me you fucking good for nothing twat? I'll show you what's for and kick yer ass if you're gonna go out and do what you want! You're making me look bad!
SAng: (crosses their arms)
Angel: (sighs) Alright, I went off a bit, my bad. Since you're clearly not gonna do jack shit for me and help resolve this issue—
SAng: (angrily taps their foot and turns their head with their chin up in a huff)
Angel: What do ya mean I'm the one holding us back?! You're holding me back! I ain't repressing SHIT. Ya got that, you smart ass, lanky fuck??
Angel: ...
Angel: Fine. Ya can go meet up with your shitty boyfriend. Just don't do anything crazy out in the open, ya got that? The last thing I need is seeing you two have kinky shadow sex while Al and I are just tryna have a drink at the bar. Again.
Alastor, chiming in from behind Angel: That is not how you keep your shadow under control.
Angel: (whips his head around and faces Alastor with wide eyes, clearly embarrassed to have been caught talking to his own shadow)
Alastor: (gently patting him on the shoulder, understanding the struggle in taming their shadows) You need to put your foot down. Show them who's boss and assert your authority.
Angel: (looks over Alastor's shoulder and watches as his and Al's shadow wander out of the room in a fit of flirty giggles) Ya mean like that?
Alastor: (turns around and catches a glimpse of their shadows running off together) OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
(Alastor and Angel bolt out of the room after them before they do unspeakable things in front of the hotel staff)
OH MY GOD🤣💕 THIS IS AMAZING✨
THE ROMANCE! THE SHENANIGANS! This is too fucking good 😂💖
I want to see more of this SO BADLY! Alastor and Angel getting annoyed, flustered,and a bit Jealous of their shadows going off and doing whatever they please them constantly having to chase them down or reel them back in when S.Al and S.AG start going way to far and everyone is just wtf is happening?
Hazbin character: So when did you guys start dating?
Alastor: Why my dear (sir) I gave no idea what your talking about! :)
*S.Al and S.AG in the wall behind him hugging giving each other a peck*
Not noticing, Alastor: Angel and I are merely good acquaintances! :))
*S.AL and S.AG slowly making out more and more passionately*
Still oblivious, Alastor: In fact I'll go as far to say we are the Best Acquaintances :)))
*S.Al and S.AG frisking and grabbing each other while kissing roughly*
Alastor (aka boo boo the fool): THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO FEELINGS OF THE ROMANTIC SORT BETWEEN US! 🤡 :))))
*S.AL and S.AG basically dry humping each other getting really f*cking sexual on the ground now*
Alastor: Why my dear (fellow)?
Hazbin Character (Wide-eyed, not even looking at Alastor anymore and just staring at the raw pure destructive Sex power unraveling on display): UHHH?!?! That! *Points behind him*
Alastor finally turns around: ?.....
"OH HELL N- ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT!!!!"
Angel Dust comes in from around the corner sees S.AL and S.AG about to sex: *flustered* WHA DA FUCK!!! WE TALKED ABOUT THIS YA CHEEKY SONNA OF BITCH!!!
Both Alastor and Angel running over to them fighting to pry their Shadows off of the other and trying to apologize to each other about this, neither knowing why their shadows are acting up like this.
But we know, we know why. 😂✨
