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Welcome to the world of girl love! It's slippery when wet!

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[guinifiku]

sometimes i’m gay sometimes i’m extra gay

[2winpeaks]

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

[hardsnake]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[vulture-jack]

The permian is interesting as hell but it is so

so deeply cursed

[vulture-jack]

X

[autumnobile-deactivated20200219]

Capitalizing the first letter while capslocks is on

[vulture-jack]

#delete later dont you dare act like this isnt a perfect addition to this post

[videopriest]

counterpoint

[vulture-jack]

The permian is what happens when you zoom in too far while drawing and then zoom back out and realize your anatomy is fucked to shit

[bunjywunjy]

upon further analysis

[thoodleoo]

me: okay i’ve complained enough about this it’s time to put it to rest

me five minutes later: actually you know what-

[harryedward]

men will literally nut 45 seconds into sex and have the audacity to ask if you came. yeah i came to the wrong house 

[harryedward]

i posted this on twitter and some guy sent me his address

[scottishstraight]

She’s perfect!

[princesstigerbelle]

Meowdy howdy

[imonlyadumpling]

[yeehawlw]

she make my heart explode call that a chestnut

[fistfulofgammarays]

So I got blood drawn today, and left a note for myself last night to remember to fast.

It was much more confusing at 5AM than it was the night before.

[moniquill]

….as a person who works in a medical lab, my initial reaction to that sign was ‘This coffee pot is for use with blood only’ 

We have refrigerators that literally have signs on them that says ‘NO FOOD - BLOOD’ and ‘NO FOOD - SPECIMENS ONLY’ on them. 

[iheartvmt]

Same! and then I was confused as to the why of using a coffee pot for blood storage/processing lol

[vetisntdead]

Here is the opposite

[pukicho]

i envy your ability to destroy people with mere words

Butter is just half-cheese

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[kant-deactivated20190908]

are u a boy or a girl?

im a dumbass

[nookling]

[meme-matrix-blog]

i don’t either

[facinaoris]

forensic files narrator: … and he left his finger prints on the door knob…

me eating my 5th mozzarella stick: you absolute fucking idiot

[squeakitties]