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Foodaholic. Alcohol Scholar. TV Expert. Sleepaholic.

[jaydencarterfck]

Well, technically, I didn’t lose it. Someone stole it from me. What, why? Are you thinking about satisfying my needs?

Who steals sex toys? Really. Yeah I don’t think that’s going to happen.

[jaydencarterfck]

text // OPEN

Colton: whenever youre free

Jay: I'm free now.

[jaydencarterfck]

text // OPEN

Colton: it's a date, mate.

Jay: sounds great. When?

[dakotaiiisms]

I’m so tired. I feel like I could sleep for the rest of the week if my job would allow it.

[jaydencarterfck]

I think everyone feels that way though, it's a mutual thing.

[nohemie1x1-deactivated20180628]

You know, it really sucks that I’ve lost my vibrator because now, days have just been very boring. I need someone to satisfy my needs.

[jaydencarterfck]

How do you lose something like that? Ok I’ll keep that in mind.

[jaydencarterfck]

If you missed anything, I probably missed it too because I don’t think anything interesting really happened. I’m just been busy working. 

Nothing ever happens ere. I was just being hopeful. 

[jaydencarterfck]

text // OPEN

Colton: Want some coffee?

Jay: Coffee sounds great right now.

[jaydencarterfck]

So was I.

So it wasn’t good mac and cheese? you were lying?

[jaydencarterfck]

“My hair’s a lot softer now and I’m pretty sure it’s because of my new shampoo and conditioner set. Wanna feel?”

[loganriemers]

[jaydencarterfck]

“Yeah I’d rather not, mostly because I don’t care.”

[jaydencarterfck]

That’s not my question to answer here, it’s one for yourself.

I was being sarcastic, bud..

[jaydencarterfck]

I had a pretty good bowl of mac n’ cheese earlier, so there’s that.

That’s amazing, how did I go on through my day without knowing that?

[jaydencarterfck]

text // OPEN

Colton: Someone gave me a bunch of Starbucks gift cards....

Colton: my hands are shaking right now

Jay: Sounds like heaven. i'm jealous?

[jaydencarterfck]

I’m finally back, so what did I end up miss?

[ianmblog-deactivated20150708]

Salmon determinedly swim against the current with one goal wedged into their mind: to reach their birth place. They get there, mate, spawn, and die. Pretty fucking depressing if you think about it.

[jaydencarterfck]

So they’re pretty much born to have sex and die, sounds about right.

[jaydencarterfck]

**!WARNING: CANT DO READ MORE. TRIGGER WARNINGS IN TEXT!** I'm still mobile but I wanted to take the time and thank the admins and everyone for being so patient with me. It's been a rough couple months and I appreciate it. In like march my grandfather was diagnosed with cancer. This weekend he took a turn for the worse, and his lungs flooded with fluid again but there was nothing anyone could do so he was kept medicated. Monday night he passed in his sleep and I'm thankful he passed peacefully and didn't suffer for long.

[jaydencarterfck]

I just wanted something different, and the neighborhood I lived in never accepted anyone who wasn’t straight so I didn’t want to be around there obviously.

[okaymas-blog]

Thats shit. I never had to deal with that, so I can’t empathize but that sucks.

[jaydencarterfck]

It's okay, it's in the past now.

[jaydencarterfck]