Jay D

Howdy

[jaydoesartthings]

Toko Fukawa, Ultimate Writing Prodigy

Also known as my ✨comfort character✨

[loony-b]

I’m going to try and read Homestuck now.

Try is keyword.

[loony-b]

WHY CAN’T YOU JUST GET THE FUCKING MAIL?!

[loony-b]

WHAT

[gothiclemon-blog]

do you ever listen to music and suddenly you’re like wow I want my life to be the way this song sounds I want to live in this song

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

new ask meme: what would you say I smelled like if you were an author introducing me as the romantic interest in a novel

[jaydoesartthings]

If by the time the stay home order is over and I have a shaved head and a whole ass novel written I apologize in advance

[jaydoesartthings]

I need attractive people to stop entering my life so my spotify can have playlists not based off of me being stupid

[gallowsc]

[valtsv]

bed bath and behind you

[calebwittebane]

"you get a potion and the alchemist tells you 'this potion will cure you' and youre like 'hell yeah health potion' and you drink it and turn into salami" - my gf

[valtsv]

pirates: mostly men, allowed gay marriage, attack sailors

mermaids: mostly women, not usually interested in men, attack sailors

conclusion: pirates and mermaids are sea mlm/wlw solidarity

[birdofprey1234]

It’s now the 22nd here!! Happy Hanukkah, everybody!

*Do not reupload/repost my art to other blogs or websites. Reblogs are encouraged, though!*

[flaekjern]

there’s nothing better than griffin mcelroy completely apathetically and deadpan doing a bit while his brothers literally choke on their breath screaming with laughter in the background

[annehackaway]

oh sorry sorry but this is FALSE—patently FALSE—information because i’m pretty sure what’s better is Justin struggling to get through what is probably not even a very good bit while his brothers shout over him and also each other in the background

[ladyfl4me]

what’s REALLY good is when Travis and Griffin are deadpan bouncing back and forth with a bit while you can hear Justin animorphing into a whistling teakettle in the background

[cumaeansibyl]

what’s also good is when Justin is possessed by a Voice and suddenly he’s an unstoppable juggernaut of comedy while his brothers cry for mercy

[probablybadrpgideas]

Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed an animal vampire blood, you get a hellhound. Water a plant in vampire blood, you get a mandrake. Fill up your car with vampire blood? Probably good things, let’s try it.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

COMING THIS HALLOWEEN FROM SYFY

V A N P I R E

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via teejus)

[ahvei]

in case y'all wanna follow these playlists

Heady bros

white dudes who look like they like rap

basic 20-30s

30+

quiet ppl

POC

fucking hipsters

WM early 20s

early 20s fem

there are many other gems on this dude’s account

[unrussledjimmys]

This is the guy

[cloudfreed]

lyft driver has WM 20s on until i try talking to him then he switches it to the gay bops playlist

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pancakemolybdenum]

still getting paid to draw silly pictures

[jaydoesartthings]

Okay I don’t know when this will ever come of use but here is my gf application:

-I am tall for a girl but not by much so I fit most height requirements that people feel they should set

-I can and will make a whole playlist for you for whatever occasion

-I am a big fan of cuddling

-I will spend a lot of time talking to you

-Please