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James! doesn't try still attracts the b a b e s, all the guys say he's got no game. you can laugh but in the end now,everybody's on a date with my buddy James. and e v e r y b o d y knows his name. he's driving everybody i n s a n e. they wanna be like James

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the eurovision is singularly the best thing i’ve ever watched but this is such a commitment

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amarmishta:

     Amar looked at the other apologetically, scratching the dog’s head lightly with one hand absentmindedly “ Sorry to hear that mate, if it helps at all, I don’t think my landlord would be too happy to see a dog in my apartment “ he joked, laughing “ But you are welcome to visit him or take him to walks whenever you want. Not the same but, it’s something, right? “ he then extended his hand to the other with a smile “ Hey man, how’s it going? “

jamie chuckled “ ah - it’s not because they’re assholes or anything. it’s mostly because i’ve already taken over the bathroom with my... recreational activities, so i don’t think it’d be fair if i took up any more space. “ jamie shook the other man’s hand with a grin “ not going too badly - james. “

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raisalindau:

The Frenchman snorted and sat down in the chair. “Thank you, I appreciate it. No kidding, it’s like an absolute zoo in here!”

he shrugged his shoulders at her thanks “ don’t mention it. and yeah, but that’s honestly the best time. this place is actually the opposite to anywhere else i’ve ever been, service seems to get better the busier they are - “

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lvnashq:

luna let out a sigh, sliding the full glass across the counter towards the bartender. “please taste this and tell me whether you taste any coke in this jack and coke,” she said, her brows raised. “not that i wouldn’t mind straight jack, but i’m not trying to blackout tonight.”

jamie grinned at the girl, shrugging his shoulders “ listen - i’m not exactly allowed drink on the job, but i’ll take your word for it.” he took the glass back from her, and topped it up with a little more coke to balance out the potency problems “ sorry - i’ve been known to be a little... heavy-handed with the ‘ole spirits at times. “

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ofsvnshines:

meeting someone he instantly liked ? impossible. however, he wasn’t HATING their interactions, which was rare. “alright, but i’m lettin’ you know now that i’m not fuckin’ sorry and it’s on you if you take it as an apology anyway.” he laughed softly, head shaking in response. “i always thought the cold, hard facts of life were more like, we all die in the end, there was a point where your parents never picked you back up, etc.” he offers, and eyebrow raised slightly. “but, you know, whatever helps you sleep at night.” he added. “ah, yes. because three whole ass dollars are gonna get you real far. what do you plan on doing with that huge tip ? traveling the world ? ”

jamie laughed, shaking his head slightly “ mate - i’ve already accepted it as an apology, can’t go changing it now. it’s against the art of apologizing. “ he was purposely antagonizing the other man, but he felt as if he was enjoying the banter - people either loved or hated jamie’s version of customer chat. he was a little like marmite. “ well yeah, those are your obvious facts of life. i’m supplying the niche brand of obscure life advice. “ he shrugged. “ three dollars here versus three dollars in singapore, my man. inflation’s warping your mind - “

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jaslcne:

“i mean – this would be my FIRST drink so i’m not getting confused on orders just yet, but i’ve had plenty of champagne margaritas before to know this isn’t that.” she stated with a small shake of her head. “not that i’m exactly complaining, from the small sip i took it’s actually not bad, what’s in it that you THOUGHT i ordered ??” 

jamie shrugged his shoulders nonchalantly “ eh - then it’s my mistake. sorry about that - “ he offered, moving to slide the drink away from the woman, before realizing she wasn’t exactly demanding a replacement “ oh - bit of rum, pineapple, mango juice - tropical whatnot,” he supplied with a shrug. 

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awkwardrobot:

      The brunette looked down at the half-empty glass sitting on the counter, frowning every so slightly at their confused, hazed brain. “ In my defence, you can’t expect me to keep count of all the drinks I’ve had, that’s the reason why I failed math so many times “ they joked, smirking.

jamie laughed, shaking his head a little “ well - you’ve already drank half of it, so don’t start with the complaining now. and who didn’t fail maths at least once in their educational career - “ 

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kapoorshreya:

Shreya kept her eyes on the floor numbers, her eyes flashing with excitement as they drew closer to her floor. Just before she could rejoice, however, the floor shook and all of a sudden everything was still. Her eyes flashed instead with annoyance as she reached for the button to open the door, jabbing it several times. Fruitlessly, she concluded when nothing happened. “Oh, yeah, this is perfectly normal,” she groaned, looking over at the other rider when he spoke. “I’m actually more worried when my elevator doesn’t break down during a short ride.”

jamie watched the girl jab the ‘open’ button with a slight smile - even if it did open, he wasn’t sure how helpful it would’ve been given they seemed to be stuck between the two floors. “ my day just wouldn’t feel right without being trapped in at least one small space every twenty four hours - “ he continued, choosing to laugh at the situation they had found themselves in than get worked up. 

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      “… well, long story short,  I found a puppy and I guess I have a puppy roommate now “ he mused gleefully while the dog occupied itself by licking the man’s nose. In response, Amar chuckled softly before shaking his head to himself “ I am so sorry, I ramble sometimes, please feel free to shut me up. Where you telling me something? “ he inquired apologetically, his eyes still focused on the small creature in his arms.

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jamie instantly reached out to scratch the puppy behind its little ear, a grin stretching across his face “ ah - dope! wish i’d have found him before you man, not gonna lie. though i think if i came home with a dog, both my roommate and my landlord would kick me out, “ he chuckled, before he shrugged his shoulders “ nah - just said hello, nothing important -”

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ofsvnshines:

“no.” he speaks plainly. “just didn’t feel like puttin’ two bucks on my card and i don’t have a use for three damn singles. so.” he adds. “besides, it’s not my fault you think whiskey and coke sound the same. that’s your fault.” surprisingly, there was joking tone laced in his voice because hey, at least he had a good sense of humor. “perfection is unattainable ? that’s your excuse ? “ he laughs softly, taking a sip from the glass. “you got it right this time so, i’m not gonna twist your leg about it anymore.”

“ too late - it’s an officially recognized olive branch. gotta be quicker with that explanation there, my dude. otherwise you’ll just get roped into apologies you don’t mean. “ he shrugged his shoulders, his habitual grin firmly in place. “ s’not an excuse - i’m hitting you with the cold, hard facts of life. “ his grin stretched even further “ i may have gotten the order slightly mixed up, but i’m supplementing with dope life advice. earning that extra three dollars tip. “

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*:･ﾟ✧ IMESSAGE to JAMIE

CHERRY: it's show on cartoon network that i started watching on hulu a few months ago and fell in love with.

CHERRY: u also don't have to care about his universe, but i do i'm upset.

JAMIE: what's gone on in poor stevo's universe then?

JAMIE: i can offer you my very poor attempt at making rum as condolences??

[cadavcrss]

lauren wasn’t exactly sure how her friendship with jamie came to be but she was glad it happened. everyone else in her life was so focused on keeping her on the right track or judging her based on past mistakes. jamie didn’t care about who she was or what she’d done ( unless it gave him proper grounds to poke fun at her ). “ god jamie you are such a dick. you know i’m struggling here ! “ her voice lacks any kind of seriousness. she could care less about having any other friends. living in los angeles had been a popularity contest in itself. “ yeah, a second glass and i’m on life support. all my organs would shut down. “ lauren chuckled and supported her elbows on the bar. “ i’m pretty sure shrooms are in the bible at some point. don’t come for me. “ she quipped back at him. it sounded like something one of her old friends would try to pass off. she gasps at his confession though she still can’t wipe the grin off her face. “ jamie ! you would let me die there, you piece of shit ?! oh yeah ? a reputation for what ? being averagely handsome enough to flirt with but not cute enough to take home ? that’s some reputation alright. “ she finished her statement with another chug of her glass. “ the fact that you look like something from the babadook, for starters. ” 

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“ yeah - the struggle is real for you. my heart bleeds, “ he said sarcastically, grinning at her all the while. “ oi - it’s not that bad! “ he said indignantly. if there was one thing he was protective of, it was his coveted brewery and the produce than emanated from there “ you still drank it, didn’t you? “ he fired back, raising an eyebrow in triumph “ oh yeah - right there in the gospel. thou shall get high as shit and vomit up a rainbow. “ he nodded “ my favourite sermon right there, words to live by - “ he snickered wickedly, shrugging his shoulders “ like you wouldn’t do the same - you’d leave me to die without a backwards glance and don’t try lie to me and say you wouldn’t - i know you sweetheart. i see that black little heart of yours. “ he grinned “ averagely handsome, perhaps. devilishly charming, always. “ he wriggled his eyebrows “ and just because you don’t want to take me home doesn’t mean others don’t - the world is a place of many flavours, and just ‘cause your tastebuds are busted doesn’t mean everyone else has shit taste too. “ he shrugged, before he was once again laughing “ oh wow - what the hell is a babadook? “ he asked, covering his mouth in an attempt to stifle the sound. a sudden realization made him nearly gasp “ that - sounded almost... nerdy - are you a closet nerd? “

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After the longest day in history, all Shreya could think about was flopping down on her couch to devour some takeout and crack open a bottle of wine. One elevator ride, a shuffle through her menu drawer, and forced small talk with the delivery person were the only obstacles in her path, and Shreya could salivate at the thought. She strode into the elevator and smiled politely at the only other rider, a guy who often rode up with her around now, before reaching for the ‘three’ button.

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james’ mind was completely consumed with his latest... experiment to overtake the tiny bathroom in his apartment. he’d had to dump out the last batch on account of the fact he had basically made rat poison, but this time, this time he was hopeful. he had a sack of potatoes at his feet, sneaker thrumming against the flooring of the small elevator as he waited for the doors to close. he didn’t pay much attention to the other occupant of the space, until of course the lift decided to come to a juddering halt just as the number began to change from two to three. he waited a few moments to see if it was just a momentary fluke, but they seemed to have stopped. fantastic. “ well - this seems fine,” he observed, laughing slightly at the predicament. there were very few situations in life that jamie couldn’t laugh about. 

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*:･ﾟ✧ IMESSAGE to OPEN

CHERRY: okay but i just watched all of the latest season of steven universe and????

CHERRY: i'm fuckin' crying, like so much just happened and this is way to deep to just be a kids show??? this isn't fair, like it's so complex and so are these characters?

CHERRY: i might be over thinking this a little someone come save me.

JAMIE: who's steve? and why do i care about his universe?

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“ touché, douche bag. touché. “ she shrugs her shoulders then at the adequate point being made. she offers him two of her middle fingers in response. he wasn’t wrong. she found it hard to connect with others, especially in marble. her upbringing left her feeling jaded and entitled in the same breath. it wasn’t a feeling most people were familiar with. “ I have plenty of associates. I…try to be a kind person. sure I have… my days but doesn’t every one? “ she struggled to come up with an excuse for her actions then. she can see that he’s taking great pleasure out of being a nuisance to her. “ that shit you make could debilitate a grizzly bear. and I am obviously not a grizzly bear. you were a little heavy handed that night, don’t act like you don’t remember. “ she mused. in actuality, she was the one who couldn’t recall most of the events leading up to her emptying her stomach. she’d been out drinking per usual and of course, the alcohol won. “ as classic as fergie’s rendition of the national anthem. my car did not give out! I had a flat and it was late, in a sketchy part of town. all I wanted to was buy some shrooms and boom! nail in my fucking tire. “ she slapped the wooden bar top for dramatic effect. “ you know what? fine. stick your hand for the rest of your life. “

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his head fell back as he laughed aloud, incapable of holding it in “ sweetheart, if this is you trying to be a kind person, remind me to never get on your bad side. holy christ - you’d bring about the apocalypse. “ he attempted to contain his chuckles, but it was proving harder than it probably should have “ listen - i’ve been working on the levels, and i think i’ve gotten it to a balance, “ he said, his enthusiasm for his most favourite hobby shining through in the genuine excitement in his eyes “ guaranteed you’ll actually want a second glass - guaranteed, “ he emphasized. “ it gave out, and just accept it. god’s way of telling you to knock it off with the shrooms, dumbass, “ he snorted “ gonna end up tripped out and ass-naked in a ditch somewhere. and i’m sorry, not even i, your twelfth favourite person, would speak to you after that kind of a showcase. man’s got a reputation, you know, “ he chuckled. he waved the aforementioned hand as she referenced it “ i dunno - we seem to get along pretty well as-is. but who’s to say i don’t see any action, huh? “

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elliotshq:

 “ah, yeah, i get that. must be shit when you know you’re right and your boss is ‘round, that’s bollocks that.” elliot had only worked behind a bar a handful of times in his life, most of the time it was just him ordering the drinks in, “s’called a grasshopper? i’ll take…whatever this is, if it’s good – would you say it’s good, mate?” 

“ eh - it can be, unless it’s dec who’s dealing with them - then it’s practically free entertainment. “ he grinned, amused at the memory of his hotheaded boss taking on an arrogant prick of a customer “ eh - yeah, no. not on my repertoire, unfortunately. but that - that right there’s a classic. purple haze, everything can and will go wrong when you’re on the haze, man. “

[cadavcrss]

“ twelve of twelve. “ lauren explained, mirroring his grin with a dash of condescension. she tried again to catch his finger between her teeth but ultimately wasn’t quick enough. she leaned back against the chair and crossed her arms across her chest in defeat. she rolls her eyes, biting back a laugh as he airs out all her past incidents at the bar. “ that was one time. literally one time. I swear, you probably gave me moonshine. or molly. besides, I had like… a piece of a cheez-it for lunch that day. it’s rusty and the inside always smells like mildew. sorry, not sorry. “ she grabbed her glass from the bar, discarding of the straw before taking a few healthy gulps. “ because you obviously are in need of assistance. I can help you find a girl who won’t run away screaming when they wake up to you the next morning. it’ll be hard but those are the kind of challenges I live for, I promise. “

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“ hey - no one ever asks how many are in the race, just where you placed,” he said, with an air of faux-wisdom “ plus, i should’ve known you didn’t have thirty friends, “ he snorted “ that would actually require you being nice to people. and hell’ll freeze over first. “ he shot her a cheeky grin, eyes sparkling with mischief. he really did enjoy their banter, considering that annoying people was his most favourite hobby, and she was one of the easiest of all to annoy. “ nah - that was all you. can’t even blame my homebrew for that one, dec would rather sell the place than actually sell anything i make, “ he snorted. “ one day though, one day, “ he said wistfully, only half-joking. it was no secret that starting up his own brand of alcohol was one of his main life ambitions. “ she is a classic, and you will speak about your elders with respect. didn’t complain about it that time i’d to collect you off the side of the street when your car gave out, now did you? “ he raised an eyebrow, hmm-ing slightly with a smirk. “ i don’t want to date anyone you approve of - they’re all probably serial killers who’ll cut my dick off in my sleep -”