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wrapscalliongoing to grade things on a scale of not-jayk to…

It’d be weird if there were something more Jayk than you are

i like to think i’m just jayk, more so than all the other jayks

The Jaykiest Jayk that ever Jayked.

Omnipresent cloud of noxious fumes not included.

Mostly for the namesake my arch nemesis ought to be called theredherring

Bugs that are loud but too small to see/kill should not exist within my vicinity.

I’m @thegreatjackal Yes I’m the real Jackal All you other Greatjackals Are just all ramshackle

I'm just jayk Yes I'm the real jayk All you other damn jayks Are just fucking fake

So will @therealgreatjackal please, Stand up? Please stand up. Please stand up.

It’s not that I hate interacting with people as much as I detest sounds of human-origin.

I’m @thegreatjackal Yes I’m the real Jackal All you other Greatjackals Are just all ramshackle

Bollocks.

Oldest oldest trick trick in in the the book book.

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