Emo Nemo

I'm Rachel || 26 from TX || in love with nature & so many bands || a Dizzy Dreamer Welcome to my world Twitter Ask me Fics It me Fotos Band Love

[call-me-rei]

Here’s a linktree of all my social media accounts. Go ahead and follow! I follow back on everything. Much love 💜

Mario Kart: 806594390493

Nintendo Switch: SW-7747-7983-8476

[thedankmemes]

[sherlyskywalker]

enemies to lovers

[sandersstudies]

Lying to children is fun when they know you are being ridiculous. When you hold up a carrot like “guys look at this huge Cheeto” and they all scream “NOOOOOOOOO that’s a CARE-OTT!”

“What? No, it’s my giant Cheeto.”

“NOOOOOOO!”

[sandersstudies]

When I was a camp counselor a fellow counselor claimed that any silly camp song we sang was “his next hit single” and we should all follow him on SoundCloud and he stuck by this daily and it never ceased to amuse both the adults and the children.

[sandersstudies]

When children are small and learning to count and you say the numbers out of order? Peak comedy.

“How many toys are there? Let’s see… oneeee, twooo, six!”

“NO! One two three!”

“What? Are you sure? Let me try again. One, two… six?”

“Noooooo!”

[sandersstudies]

Once reduced a toddler into a fit of giggles by singing “A B C D E F Q.”

[medusasstory]

Tags from @windyvalleyzone

[helloitsbees]

on Halloween at the store i work at there was a little boy in a Batman costume, and as I was helping his mom I kept addressing him as Mr. Superman and Mr. Aquaman & he kept correcting me, “noooo, BATMAN” until they were leaving and he very seriously told me, “actully, I’m Ryan”

[yourscreechingruinscollector]

@wearepaladin

[teaboot]

my favourite thing to do when a small child hands me a random object with no clear intent is to answer it like a cell phone. Gets em every time

[ad-wills]

[fairycosmos]

there's just nothing that beats being at home. the world will try to convince me i should be doing more and it's like yeah but im at home

[fairycosmos]

like if youre at home right now just take a minute to be like UGH yes im at home 

[beemovieerotica]

thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[lastvalyrian]

You get on the bus and then everyone does the Flintstones thing

[badommens]

[typhlonectes]

[thatsthat24]

Which bender would you be?? 🌊🪨🔥💨 This was such a fun thing to try! 

[tyjrose]

*constantly daydreams about you*

[call-me-rei]

[rouge-the-bat]

found this in the comments of a blazed post n im keeping it for future use

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

if i ever come off a little weird and you wonder if theres something wrong with me there is theres actually so many things wrong with me but im doing such a good job being normal. so you should actually be proud of me you should smile and be like wow youre doing such a good job and then be on your merry way

[assiraphales]

do u think the supernatural actors have a lifelong contract where they’re legally required to stir the pot every few months for their royalty checks or what

[chunkecheeks]

type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

[floatygirlii]

I am best girl🌸

[eastern-lights]

…

[goodfish-bowl]

You come into MY HOUSE

[call-me-rei]

That’s fair

[goldensunset]

some of y’all still can’t recognize the differences between platonic, romantic, sexual, mentor-student, and familial relationships, both in fiction and reality, and it really shows

[goldensunset]

some of y’all still think there’s only one type of love and it really shows

[writersblockandapotoftea]

Didn’t the greeks have five words for love? 

[scottishhellhound]

They actually had 7

Eros: sexual love

Philia: deep friendship

Storge: love between parents and children

Ludus: playful love

Agape: love for everyone/selfless love

Pragma: longstanding love

Philautia: love of self

Here’s a link that goes more in depth into what each one meant.

[orion-the-gatherer]

In honor of Valentine’s Day