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gayvampyr

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

gayvampyr

it’s time

animeengineer

Dang, missed it. Reschedule?

"shadow the hedgehog is just a reskin of knuckles the echidna" WRONG. STOP SAYING THAT.

Knuckles is socially stupid and constantly angry because he had to raise himself and protect his home after his tribe was killed, while shadow is socially stupid and is constantly angry because he was raised by humans who did fucked up experiments on him then put him in a space coma for 50 years.

Shadow is constantly paranoid and afraid because every adult he knew took advantage of him, while knuckles is too trusting and naive because every adult he knew who could've taught him life lessons about trusting too much DIED.

Shadow is pop-punk while knuckles is more a hip-hop (see sonic adventure 1&2 soundtrack)

Shadow is into motorcycles and guns and processed foods and all that fancy city life stuff, while knuckles is happy eating fruit on his island yay >w<

Shadow is very uptight about appearance and cleanliness, while knuckles is more messy and dgaf about that stuff.

Shadow is secretly sweet and kind and loves pretty things but thinks it's a blow to his nonchalant appearance (he's also scared to show weakness) so he acts cold when really he's happy, while knuckles doesn't keep up fake appearances he's just a nonchalant GOAT who says what he means and means what he says.

Shadow isn't actually very physically strong, all his power comes from chaos energy (which technically would make him much weaker than sonic if he didn't have a chaos emerald) while knuckles strength trains every day to get those gains.

They are Drew and Danny and they are NOT the same person.

#sick of people saying that omg you're all fake fans #sonic the hedgehog #knuckles the echidna #shadow the hedgehog #knuxadow #knuckles x shadow #sth #my post #sonic character analysis

She asked for my nudes

I sent her sonic very violently making out with shadow, with the caption "when he picks you up from the psych ward" and she blocked me

That's when I realized

She wanted nudes of my body

I, the fool, sent her one of my soul...

#sad #sigma #sigma posting #sonadow #sth #my post

Wanted to see the words on my e-book better so I turned up the volume

I hope everyone on Tumblr dot com realises that they share this web space with a literal genius

#my post

magicratfingers

charmsterz

sonadow yaoi hit post

ratrrriot

Your star ⭐️🦔

tboy-cock

straight trans people arent "a waste" actually. straight trans women arent "cursed" with attraction to men. straight trans men arent "predators" who transition to male privilege. yall have GOT to be normal about straight trans people

throathole

This boomer meme is pretty damn good

Controversial opinion:

You need to STOP caring if people hear you blow your nose or piss or fart omg EVERYONE DOES THAT if someone is genuinely disgusted and feels distain towards you for that (unless you fart in an elevator or something) YOU DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH THEM ANYWAYYYYYYY

#oh no... what if people see or hear me do this human thing that every human does??? HOW EMBARRASSING!!!#just cover your mouth when you burp that's all I ask #my post

robertfagden

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

korolevx-deactivated20180128

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

korolevx-deactivated20180128

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

lured-deactivated20170602

what does Quil do

softbutxh-deactivated20170428

All the time all the time

Everyone always making fun of Amy for not being able to tell the difference between Sonic, Shadow, and Silver. We all know she canonically needs glasses, which leads people to ask, "is she colorblind too?" Since they're all different colors (also wouldn't work because colorblind people can still tell the difference between a bright primary color and straight up black and white.

Okay, hear me out, hedgehogs are born blind and develop better eyesight as they mature, and until that time they use their sense of smell.

Little sonic (Nicky) wore glasses when he was 9 years old, Amy isn't that much older than him, being only 12 (compared to sonic who's 15 and probably has better eyesight now)

I think that Amy is getting better eyesight but since it's all still quite new to her, she's still relying on her sense of smell, especially in situations where she's acting fast without thinking- but especially because in the scene where she mistakes Shadow for Sonic, it was daytime, and even older hedgehogs have trouble seeing in the light. Silver I can't defend too much 💔

She smells a male hedgehog while Sonic is missing? 'Well it has to be Sonic! Phew, he's safe, I better go to him right now!!"

That's why I believe that Amy always has trouble identifying other hedgehogs. She's not stupid, or colorblind, just a young hedgehog who's still not fully used to her sense of sight!