Public Relations

"The hero of Canton, the man they call...meee!" Mr. public relations aboard the firefly-class vessel by the name of Serenity. But don't come cryin' to me if you piss Zoe off. I ain't gettin' stuck in that ruttin' mess. (Independent RP for Jayne Cobb of Firefly. Mun is 18+. Sideblog of stark-as-snow.)

[terriamon]

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[jayneaintagirl]

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Jayne wasn’t about to leave. He’d been around Mal too long, and his sense of selfishness and self-preservation over all else had very much faded, faded in light of Will, as well. Damn that gorram Browncoat, Jayne thought silently to himself. If he did leave, Zoe’d just tell him to get his ass back to Will, that they never leave anyone to go toe-to-toe, alone.

Willender was always so poised when she was shooting properly, straight backed and focused on her mark. Jayne just sat back and watched her. She was an unstoppable force when she had that face on, and Jayne just wished he could’ve seen her take out that retinue of Alliance lawmen from the sky, sitting on the edge of Serenity’s door. Instead, he’d been locked up, one part of the reason for Will’s stunt.

Bang!Squish. They were down, the first. Will glanced over at the stationery Jayne with a slight smirk flavouring her face. “You remember Mal puttin’ me in charge? ‘Cause I do. ‘N I gave y’ a direct order.” Will instead turned and led the way, swapping out her rifle for the automatic strapped to her leg. “Shwai, y’ hear that?” She asked after a moment of silent walking. There were… noises amongst the ruins. Not echoes of their breath or feet, noises from outside of their own persons. Noises that made Will think of, “Reavers.” She breathed.

“Y’ been here four years. I been here...longer.” Jayne smirked back, “Ain’t no amount ‘f Mal puttin’ you in charge is gonna put y’ in charge. I’ll listen, if it suits, it makes sense, it won’t get my ass kicked by Zoe...” He shrugged, and loosened the guns around his person. Lux was in his hands, ready and waiting to bite. Then Will stopped, and Jayne almost ran right into her. He listened, and felt the panic and fear begin to seep in. Jayne wouldn’t show that, though. Instead, he clenched his jaw, and took the lead. It had become too quiet before, not enough shouting and gun blasts... and now they knew why. Gorram Reavers still bouncing around the ‘verse, like a gorram plague. Every one that had a bullet put in it was better off that way,

[welcometoyouredoom]

[incorrectfirefly]

Jayne - I really need to organize my thoughts.

Mal - Thoughts? Plural?

[teen-heart-throb-mr-hyde]

simon: you are all not

mal: y’all ain’t

jayne: YAINT

[jayneaintagirl]

will-caymer‌:

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Jayne laughed. “Think I don’t know that? Been on this boat longer ‘n you, darlin’.” Will’s deceptions with Galaea Greenstone had brought them a whole lot of money, but with the present company on the ship, accessing that money wasn’t an option. It didn’t bother Jayne so much. This is what he did, this is what he was good at. This was his life. “We’re stayin’ low. I know y’ shoot better ‘n y’ have been.” He turned and grabbed Will’s wrist, so she’d stop and listen. “Stop pullin’ back.”

Will looked back over the half ruined wall, just a glance, at the people shooting at them. They were much the same as the crew of Serenity, just on a different ship. But Jayne was right. They’d spread brain matter and viscera if they got the chance. There would be no mercy, from them. Someone saw, and Will barely ducked back behind the wall in time, and felt the impact into thick metal next to her head. She pulled her wrist from Jayne’s hand, and wound her fingers through his. “You go. Find River ‘n Zo. I’ll take these gorram back-berths out.” Her pistol slid easily back into the holster under her arm, and she slid her rifle off her back. “What y’ waitin’ for!? Go!” Will hissed, and pushed Jayne off with her foot.

The rifle barrel fit easily into a dent made by a high calibre bullet, and Will slowed her breathing to line up the first shot, the first victim in her sights.

Jayne wasn’t about to leave. He’d been around Mal too long, and his sense of selfishness and self-preservation over all else had very much faded, faded in light of Will, as well. Damn that gorram Browncoat, Jayne thought silently to himself. If he did leave, Zoe’d just tell him to get his ass back to Will, that they never leave anyone to go toe-to-toe, alone.

Willender was always so poised when she was shooting properly, straight backed and focused on her mark. Jayne just sat back and watched her. She was an unstoppable force when she had that face on, and Jayne just wished he could’ve seen her take out that retinue of Alliance lawmen from the sky, sitting on the edge of Serenity’s door. Instead, he’d been locked up, one part of the reason for Will’s stunt.

[jayneaintagirl]

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@jayneaintagirl​

“Seein’ as how I’ve personally witnessed y’ almost die, and not, more times ‘n I wanna count, no.” Jayne sighed. Bullets flew all around them, and the blasts of guns made it near on impossible to talk. “Sit your ass down, ‘fore y’ get a bullet t’ the brainpan. That ain’t so easy t’ fix as a hole in the stomach, Will.Won’t be able t’ carry y’ back like that.” Willender frustrated Jayne no end. Constantly throwing herself at the danger to make sure she was the one hurt, not the others.

Will looked down at Jayne, stoic and determined. But she dropped, at his asking. How couldn’t she, with those blue eyes looking up at her. “Fine,“ she groaned, “but we gotta do somethin’. We lose this, we don’t get paid, Mal’s gonna be pissed. We’re gon’ be hungry.” She took the time to check over and reload her revolvers. The automatic pistol on her hip hadn’t seen use yet, nor had her Anabelle - her rifle. “C’mon, shwai, don’t look so worried about me.”

Jayne laughed. “Think I don’t know that? Been on this boat longer ‘n you, darlin’.” Will’s deceptions with Galaea Greenstone had brought them a whole lot of money, but with the present company on the ship, accessing that money wasn’t an option. It didn’t bother Jayne so much. This is what he did, this is what he was good at. This was his life. “We’re stayin’ low. I know y’ shoot better ‘n y’ have been.” He turned and grabbed Will’s wrist, so she’d stop and listen. “Stop pullin’ back.”

[jayneaintagirl]

“ Do I look like the kind of person who dies? ” ( - will-caymer)

ask: iconic lines from modern mediafor @will-caymer

“Seein’ as how I’ve personally witnessed y’ almost die, and not, more times ‘n I wanna count, no.” Jayne sighed. Bullets flew all around them, and the blasts of guns made it near on impossible to talk. “Sit your ass down, ‘fore y’ get a bullet t’ the brainpan. That ain’t so easy t’ fix as a hole in the stomach, Will.Won’t be able t’ carry y’ back like that.”Willender frustrated Jayne no end. Constantly throwing herself at the danger to make sure she was the one hurt, not the others. 

[fairglenned-deactivated20240616]

Iconic Lines From Modern Media That Are Raw As Fuck

“ Bold of you to assume I still have a soul. ”

“ I am a monument to all your sins. “

“ I’ll do whatever you want. ”

“ Then perish. ”

“ Violence for violence is the rule of beasts. ”

“ To become god is the loneliest achievement of all. ”

“ I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me. ”

“ If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have. ”

“ I will face god and walk backwards into hell. ”

“ Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals. ”

“ There is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe. ”

“ All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. ”

“ Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog? ”

“ Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he created? ”

“ Tell me the name of God. ”

“ Can you feel your heart burning? ”

“ Can you feel the struggle within? ”

“ The fear within me in beyond anything your soul can make. ”

“ You cannot kill me in any way that matters. ”

“ You kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies. ”

“ Violence in an art. Your body, the Louvre. ”

“ Even the godless end up worshiping something. ”

“ God wishes he were me. ”

“ One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled. ”

“ Take this gift, for the gods surely won’t. ”

“ Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end. ”

“ This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods. ”

“ Bury me shallow, I’ll be back. ”

“ There are no gods here. ”

“ Do I look like the kind of person who dies? ”

“ God’s dead and soon we will be too. ”

“ I thought there were no heroes left in this world. ”

“ I’ve been through hell and came out singing. ”

“ Pick a god and pray. ”

“ Too many people have opinions of things they know nothing about. ”

“ Too many people have opinions of things they know nothing about. The more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have. ”

“ The more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have. ”

“ What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort? ”

“ Bold of you to assume I can die. “

[vhsmeme]

* don’t starters

‘ don’t be a stranger. ’

‘ i don’t think i can. ’ 

‘ don’t say that. ’

‘ you don’t have to go. ’

‘ don’t be what they made you. ’

‘ you don’t have to be anyone’s hero. ’

‘ why don’t you stay right here? ’ 

‘ don’t you trust me? ’

‘ you don’t have to be on your own. ’

‘ i don’t like to think about it. ’

‘ you don’t get to make that call. ’

‘ don’t act like you care. ’

‘ we don’t think alike. ’

‘ you don’t need to worry about that. ’

‘ i don’t know why. ’ 

‘ you don’t mean that. ’

‘ you don’t have to tell me. ’

‘ i don’t trust many people. ’

‘ i don’t have a family anymore. ’

‘ you don’t care what they think. ’

‘ don’t listen to them. ’ 

[jayneaintagirl]

TAGGED BY: @alfheimassassin

MUSE:  NAME: Jayne Cobb  NICKNAME: Public relations, the Hero of Canton  ZODIAC SIGN: definitely a fire sign  GENDER: Male  FAVORITE COLOR: what’s the colour of money?  AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP:  probably 6  LAST THING YOU GOOGLED: top ten ways to piss off doctors  HEIGHT: 6′4″

MUN:  NAME: kit/roo  NICKNAME: see above  ZODIAC SIGN: leo sun, pisces moon, sag rising  GENDER:   FAVORITE COLOR: plum, lavender, black,   AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 30  LAST THING YOU GOOGLED: sweet synonym  HEIGHT: 5’11″

tagging: @rosareginam, @stark-as-snow, @ anyone else, i haven’t been around in a while

[jayneaintagirl]

ooc;;

who wanna rp (i waltz in like I haven’t been dead for a century... like a a-hole)

[indiemasterlists]

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[jayneaintagirl]

                           See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal: How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?                                   If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal: You are not the man I met a year ago.

[jayneaintagirl]

Jayne's a girl's name.

Yeah, well Jayne ain’t a girl!

[stark-as-snow]

I’m trying so hard to come back, but starting your own life up is hard! Getting wifi is usually the last thing on my mind, and we only have another month in this house. Starting a life for yourself, with a baby, is difficult. Especially when you only have a limited income and have to pay $620 a fortnight to live in your shithole house. It’s not even a good shithole like Kirwall. It’s bad. Like the Deep Roads.

[leafsoared]

✘ OPEN

“Look, I know this isn’t exactly convenient, but it’s what  we’ve got! Unless you’ve got any bright, ideas…”

[jayneaintagirl]

“Ain’t exactly convenient’s what I call a lost shoe or a needle in my ass cheek. What we got’s a major ruttin’ screw up.”