Matty

Matty. 29. Anarchist communist. He/him/they/them. Recovering alcoholic.

[curseofmeatthawsmoth]

Anarchist. Musician. Amateur religious scholar. Sexual. Bi. Alcoholic attempting recovery.

[caliphsmegmafactory]

[oneheadtoanother]

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[maruposting]

[goslinggf]

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[tumbwr]

[tumbwr]

music is literally so songs as fuck and dont you forget it

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[quasi-normalcy]

Mel Brooks on taking studio notes:

[petaltexturedskies]

Virginia Woolf in a diary entry dated 30 June 1919, from The Diary of Virginia Woolf: Vol. I 1915-1919

[donkeykongsayingoo]

[tobacconist]

#imcock #therewerethreejovialwelshmen

[afunnythinghappens]

[ashavah]

canis dormit

[rubbrcat]

[rnismatch]

*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid

[curseofmeatthawsmoth]

13 years ago today I was hanging out at the bar when Jennifer Garner walked in with Ben Affleck, who I thought was Matt Damon. He tipped the bartender with a $100 bill. A reporter from People magazine looked me up in the student directory and emailed me to ask if I had any "fun stories" about the encounter. The encounter consisted entirely of what I just typed.