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“Time Adventure” demo from Come Along With Me

written and performed by Steven Universe creator Rebecca Sugar

Jolene by Dolly Parton except it's playing downstairs while you're laying up in the loft of your cabin listening to the thunder and rain hitting the roof tiles above you

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Jolene by Dolly Parton except it’s playing downstairs while you’re laying up in the loft of a cabin listening to the thunder and rain hitting the roof tiles above you

thenicestavenger

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alexander

idk if i posted this yet but this is the video that popped into my head when my friend said she may join a sorority

showtimechamaco

WhY DoEs NoBoDy KnOw HoW tO fLuSh TeH tOiLeT aFtEr ThEy’Ve HaD a SHET? DEGUSTENG!!

uvos-blog

you come into my house, you disrespect my aesthetic

saiasus

childhoodruiner

rlaph-deactivated20140921

My mom wants me to start drama

humansofnewyork

“My father called me ‘stupid’ a lot. Even when I’d bring home good grades, he’d say things like: ‘You’re smart, but you don’t know anything.’ I just wasn’t a big reader like him. He always had a book in his hand. Math was my thing. During lunch I’d go to the junior high library and sit on the floor with puzzle books. Now I’m a teacher, and I’ve taught every math class in the high school curriculum. A few years ago I was teaching my precalculus class, and I stumbled upon a set of numbers that generated ellipses with identical positioning in both the rectangular and polar coordinate systems. So I turned them into variables, wrote a two-page proof, and had my work published in a journal called The Mathematics Teacher. Take that, Dad.”

hannahhillam

starsberrisnunicorns

Did the cat just give–

help-mywife

Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.

sexyblackmens

fuckitthispic

My favorite Shakespearean soliloquy

waitwhatdidtheysay

[captions]

Tiffany: “These little boys play with you [dramatic pause] and don’t deliver. Obviously. [clears throat] I gave all the signs, all the hints. I have to keep my… woman-ness. It’s a little boy that ain’t a man, cuz a man woulda jumped all over this. And had it. Left, right, sideways, and from BUH-hind.”