[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[deeranger]

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

[marvel-lous-things]

When Thor born

He hair shine brite

A very very

Magical site

But then I see

A bab from hell

I pik up loki

From taco bell

[scarlet-silverweaver]

the rosetta stone of shitposting

[fashionnstyleblog-deactivated20]

[itslatingirl]

[aqcuired]

Cream Sweater

Jeans

[poietike-deactivated20200109]

[moonmotherrr]

this is my life now

[autohaste]

[jeronimoloco]

The new #railway - running along part of the length of #Singapore’s original railway from Bukit Panjang to Newton #dtl #sgmemory (at Bukit Panjang MRT/LRT Station)

[domics]

Right after we get froyo.

[flutterdoodle]

Some exciting news! Project 40 is a new Asian-Canadian art collective that I’ve been involved in - they’re trying to raise money so they can pay their artists and fund their projects for the coming year. If you donate $35 to their crowdfunding campaign this week, you can get a caricature of yourself, a family member, your significant other, or whomever you choose… hand-drawn by me!

Or, combine purchases with a friend - if both of you each pledge $35, I can do a picture of you two interacting together. There are 4 slots, so grab one now if you want one :)

[jaziimun]

Help fund our first five collaborative projects, and support our voices in the Toronto art scene! | Crowdfunding is a democratic way to support the fundraising needs of your community. Make a contribution today!

We are trying to raise funding to launch our first year of collaborative art projects in Toronto. 

Please help support! 

[iguessyoucanjustcallmev]

Carli Lloyd Hat trick: 4-0 USA

[changan-moon]

The White Snake and Green Snake. 呼葱觅蒜

[nevver]

Heavenly Seas, Aidan Koch

[memoryslandscape-deactivated202]

Some days you exist like the last speaker of an extinct language. These are the silences that litter the heart.

Richard Jackson, from section II “You,” of “Identity,” Retrievals (C & R Press, 2014)

[bricesander]

[georgeorsonwelles-deactivated20]

[jaziimun]

After Leslie passed, I continued keeping his number in my cellphone. There was a time I accidentally pressed the number and heard a very familiar voice asking to ‘leave a message’. I left a message saying, ‘Why don’t we start over from the beginning?’ When we filmed Happy Together, that was a line Ho Po Wing often used when speaking to Lai Yiu Fai. –Tony Leung

[mingsonjia-deactivated20170120]

[jaziimun]

Tang dynasty Qixiong Ruqun vs. Song Dynasty Beizi

photography by 但使相思