Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar
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Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar
one of the most annoying ripple effects of fandom culture is the way so many people can’t seem to keep it in perspective that at the end of the day they’re just talking about art. it feels like i am trapped between people who are like “if you dare criticize the thing i like you are basically personally coming into my house and stealing my dog and shooting my jewelry” and people who are like “global communism is being stopped from succeeding because steven universe is on the air.” and call me a centrist but i don’t think either of those things are true
in fact, steven universe has been off the air for some time now. that’s why i’m confused
i was trying to make a meme but i fucked up the audio layering and
This is exactly what trying to do normal stuff while having a depressive episode feels like
its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events
I hear analysis that Loki betrayed the gods in the mythology stories but i read it as sometimes what happens when you build a community and don’t watch out for everyone.
In all myths where Loki betrays the gods. Loki is first kidnapped and tortured into an oath. He keeps his word on forced oath and in return help fix the problem he caused.
The gods failed Loki because he went missing, no one noticed or rescued Loki before he’s forced into an agreement. Loki is left to be tortured. They were quick to get their apples and hammers however. Cared more about golden hair than a person in their group.
I do wonder if Loki snapping at the gods is result of someone who while in a community was not treated as equal, was not cared for, often abandoned to violence. The rebellion that happens when someone is not treated as equals.
Yes, it's exactly that
Loki causes problems a lot, sure, but let's be so honest, what gods don't? Not just in Norse mythology but across the globe. Loki being mischievous isn't a good enough justification for his mistreatment
He's almost always the scapegoat and is made to fix not only the problems he caused, but problems he had nothing to do with also. Everyone is happy to Reap the rewards and gifts Loki brings in, but don't really care what expense he went to to make it happen.
Rarely is there ever a group discussion on how to deal with issues, it's just "Loki, fix it" and then if Loki makes a mistake, he's immediately threatened with no one else taking the blame
And let's not even get into what was done to his kids- and I don't just mean the big 3
Did he really betray them? Or was he betrayed first and just had enough?
I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually
Skinny actually feels horrible like when I was underweight I was always constantly cold??? Freezing. And I didn’t even get underweight according to bmi standards, I just dropped from my usual weight by like ten pounds (health reasons). Also my period pains got ramped up so much more when my weight dropped. Like??? Even if food doesn’t taste good BEING AT A HEALTHY WEIGHT STILL FEELS BETTER.
Anyways.
:D
This phrase makes me so fucking angry. When I lost the ability to taste or eat food due to illness, I dropped twenty pounds and it sucked. Skinny felt like shit. Taking a flight of stairs exhausted me, my body hurt constantly, I was always cold. It took me over a year to gain back the weight and I value enjoying cake and French fries infinitely more than the compliments of people who think starving yourself is a virtue.
Nothing feels as good as being fed.
Nothing feels as good as being fed.
there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart
She's on YouTube too! For non-Instagram using friends:
I love her, she's great. Her recipes are friendly for both physical and/or intellectual disabilities. And her 5-year-old helps her cook. 🥰
Link to her YouTube channel:
Celebrating the intersection of food and culture, travel tales, social commentary, grieving out loud. 🇳🇬/🇺🇸 👰🏽🧒🏽👧🏽👩🏽💼⚖️ Paid Collaboration
People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.
This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.
Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.
Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.
THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?
Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor
Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files
Anyway shoutout to Stonekeep (1995)
I'M MAKING THE MUFFINS
Burnt my hand picking it up to show. Gonna wait to taste.
Taste review: Make the video game muffins oh my GOD.
These are DELICIOUS! I substituted chocolate chips for pecans because its what i had on hand.
It tastes like a pumpkin gingerbread cake! Great treat for fall and winter!
Definitely make these!
Text from recipe
Tim Cain's Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Muffins -- They're the shadow king's favorite!
1 and 2/3 cup flour
2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp cloves
1/4 tsp baking powder
2 eggs
1 cup chocolate chips
1 cup sugar
1 tsp nutmeg
1 tsp baking soda
1/4 tsp salt
1 cup pumpkin (half of a 16 oz can)
1/2 cup (one stick) butter, melted
preheat oven to 350. grease muffin tins (one dozen regular size) or use baking cups. mix flour, sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, baking powder, baking soda and salt in a large bowl. Break eggs into another bowl. add pumpkin and butter and whisk until blended. stir in chocolate chips. pour over dry ingredients and stir until just blended. do NOT overstir! scoop batter into tins and bake 20-25 minutes. after cooling, keep muffins wrapped in plastic to avoid drying.
I'm sure people have pointed it out already, but
Tim Cain is one of the creators of Fallout
and he is an overall delight
I am a video game developer, mostly known for creating Fallout. I plan to use this channel to tell stories about game development, including
but if I were to say that I don’t think vampires inherently and universally represent queerness and that if that’s the only way you engage with any story containing a vampire then a lot of very important messages are going to go straight over your head? i would be killed to death.
ESPECIALLY an issue when vampires very explicitly represent fear of outsider immigrant non-white invaders! Dracula can absolutely be read with a queer lens but we cannot let our desire for ~spooky gay stuff~ blind us to the very real xenophobia, antisemitism, and orientalism present in a LOT of the foundational media in vampire history! nor the racism present in modern vampire stories!!!
what vibe does prev give off?
victorian gothic
roaring 20s
70s rockstar
y2k
90s grunge
distant future
stole it from here
being the disappointing gay firstborn daughter is a tough job, but someone got to do it.
forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware
to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day
I just need a good pot, a good wok, TWO paring knives, TWO steak knives, and one Santoku style choppitychoppity.
That’s IT.
I ask for SO LITTLE.
Very helpfully, there is someone keeping track of which high-quality kitchenware has been enshittified and which hasn’t.
https://ledger.worseonpurpose.com/
Oh HELL yes.
your pfp is your roommate now! how is it going?
good
bad
great
awful
fire everywhere
it's me lol
perfect
freaky
impossible
results
local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣
Translation by me. :))
Instead of drinking people on cocaine maybe Lestat should try draining someone on some mood stabilizers, just a thought