i'm making war

Jasmine Luna Chang. Just call me Jazz. 18. College freshman at the Culinary Institute of America. #Twinning.

[jazzchang]

calebandersonasmythe:

Uhmmm….. What happened…?

He tried to grope me. I sucker punched him.

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corahgsings:

Yeah. Why?

He had the nerve to try and grope me.

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corahgsings:

what did you do? 

Sucker punched his face.

[jazzchang]

Holy fuck. I think I just broke a dude’s jaw.

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maddy--fl:

“Ahh I see. So your like a bad ass?”

It’s more badass not to call yourself one. But even so, I wouldn’t say badass. I just do what I like, whether that aligns with good or bad ..

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maddy--fl:

I’m sure you are good other times.

Not that I’ll admit to.

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maddy--fl:

Look at us being the good kids.

It’s the only time you can say that about me.

[jazzchang]

Happy mother’s day to the best mother in the world.

Sincerely, the favorite child.

Because I don’t think my brothers remembered to do anything.

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stephaniejoclarington:

I still feel you’re being reckless but it’s your life. Live it the way you want and just try not to hurt yourself.

I’m flattered to know you care so much.

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stephaniejoclarington:

It’s not very professional to cook while under the use of narcotics. And I don’t see how saying its “just weed” makes it any better. But whatever. Don’t be surprised when you end up homeless on the streets cause you made a foolish decision.

I didn’t say I was at work, calm down. Marijuana is not a narcotic. Opium is a narcotic. 

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stephaniejoclarington:

Let me be the first. You are a complete and utter moron. Cooking while high? Are you trying to kill yourself or burn your house down?

Okay. One, I do this professionally, so I know my limitations. Two, this isn’t the first time I’ve done this so I don’t need you, O Annoying Voice of Reason, to tell me it’s dangerous. I know. I’m careful. Besides, it’s weed, not angel dust.

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stephaniejoclarington:

Has anyone ever told you you’re an idiot?

Not recently.

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blaineandersonclarington:

Should I be concerned because of that ‘yet’?

Maybe, maybe not. Depends on if I try to flambé.

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songstress-mercy-j:

Not sure about that…

Well, so far so good.

[jazzchang]

blaineandersonclarington:

That sounds… really dangerous.

I haven’t burnt the house down yet.

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maddy--fl:

Is it really?

It’s not like LSD or anything, just weed, so everything tastes better and I keep my focus longer.

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calebandersonasmythe:

So this is what a hangover feels like…. I feel dead right now…

I’m so proud.