Haute couture and getting hauter

Jazz. 21. College student. Corny joke enthusiast. Idk, man. I'm entertained for now.

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Beyoncé dancing to ‘Fuck Donald Trump’ at the Formation World Tour, Miami - 27th April, 2016 🙌

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Why is she like this?

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I screamed!!!!

[prasejeebus]

ICON!

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YESSSSSSSSSSSS

[revolutionarykoolaid]

She has officially forfeited all fucks

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[yeahiwasintheshit]

THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS

[prguitarman]

Shoot your money all over my face

[yeahiwasintheshit]

i just posted this stupid thing last night and i swear to god my brother came over today and said oh by the way heres the $300 i owe you. no fucking lie!

[givemelove-ed-blog1]

please excuse me while i DIE

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— Plato

[larryplsletmelive]

Hi everyone! I posted a picture of my 1d cd collection a little while ago and as it started gaining notes, I read through the tags it was receiving. It made me realise how lucky I am to be able to own all of their records as many people tagged that they weren’t in a position to buy all the cds. It feels great as a fan to own the products that the boys have made for us. So I have picked up an extra copy of each standard and deluxe album as well as all 4 perfumes; if possible, I would like to pass this feeling on to one lucky fellow 1d trash.  

Prize:

- All 5 standard One Direction albums (UAN, TMH, MM, FOUR, MITAM)

- All 5 deluxe (Aus version aka square) One Direction albums (UAN, TMH, MM, FOUR, MITAM)

- Our Moment Fragrance (100 mL)

- That Moment Fragrance (30 mL)

- You & I Fragrance (30 mL)

- Between Us Fragrance (30 mL)

Please note: Products used in images are from my personal collection and therefore are unpackaged. Products for the giveaway remain fully packaged :)

Rules: 

1. You must be following me.

2. Likes and reblogs count as entries (no reblog limit but pls try not to spam your followers).

3. No giveaway/contest blogs. 

4. Don’t delete caption pls. 

Winner will be chosen via random number generator on April 2nd. I will ship internationally from Australia. 

Enjoy! :)

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Whoever in Jackson has been seriously creeping my account lately

I see you, bitch. 

Stop looking at old ass posts tho

its weird af

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[tr-apstar]

Men are so fuckin weak dude I swear. Women are out there grindin like nothing’s wrong while bleeding out of their vaginas 7 days a month, cramps so bad we can barely function, pushing a human out of our hoohas, taking pills that fuck with our horomones just so you can hit it raw and you have the damn nerve to judge the size of our hips that have birthed the civilizations of the world like they were made to be admired by you? No. Next time you get flicked in the balls I don’t wanna hear u talk about how it’s so much harder being a man. Damn. Shout out to women. Don’t let men tell you shit.

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[tjourdann]

“ruin it" lmfao

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Me

[modernday-siren]

RUIN IT.

[larryplsletmelive]

Hi everyone! I posted a picture of my 1d cd collection a little while ago and as it started gaining notes, I read through the tags it was receiving. It made me realise how lucky I am to be able to own all of their records as many people tagged that they weren’t in a position to buy all the cds. It feels great as a fan to own the products that the boys have made for us. So I have picked up an extra copy of each standard and deluxe album as well as all 4 perfumes; if possible, I would like to pass this feeling on to one lucky fellow 1d trash.  

Prize:

- All 5 standard One Direction albums (UAN, TMH, MM, FOUR, MITAM)

- All 5 deluxe (Aus version aka square) One Direction albums (UAN, TMH, MM, FOUR, MITAM)

- Our Moment Fragrance (100 mL)

- That Moment Fragrance (30 mL)

- You & I Fragrance (30 mL)

- Between Us Fragrance (30 mL)

Please note: Products used in images are from my personal collection and therefore are unpackaged. Products for the giveaway remain fully packaged :)

Rules: 

1. You must be following me.

2. Likes and reblogs count as entries (no reblog limit but pls try not to spam your followers).

3. No giveaway/contest blogs. 

4. Don’t delete caption pls. 

Winner will be chosen via random number generator on April 2nd. I will ship internationally from Australia. 

Enjoy! :)

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their reactions to being called “some of the most attractive guys out there” +

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there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!

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Visit Original Link

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fuck me to this

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