[thevintageducky]

You get my coolant pumping

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[muddyguts]

Hey so hey so hey so franco?

[musubeans]

saw a car dragging a labubu facedown through the street

[katabay]

someone’s hands have always been inside of you

[kurt-accursedd]

Why is my vent wet??? 🤨💦

[niklikesfish]

Hector u so coot! ❤️

OH GOD- HECTOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!

[batcavities]

#1 fat hector truther

[lymphonodge2]

very tiny animals fill me w both love & anxiety

[lymphonodge2]

u are divine & please be careful

[yuis-art]

Hectoorrrrr😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[petrichormeraki]

The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

[petrichormeraki]

This flavor of reblog to this post always makes me laugh so hard thank you

[helloitsbees]

[zettaaznec]

Dorian with glasses, anyone?

[clurzo]

don’t mind him, he’s just a bit nervous… 😅

[theatomickatz]

relax dude

[purpleblch]

[ellatholmes]

if you're a writer i wish u a very plot/story/character epiphany