some university awards mecha man an honorary degree for saving their lecture hall and when the z-team finds out they pester robert with increasingly stupid questions and when robert says idk theyre like "I thought you went to college"

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some university awards mecha man an honorary degree for saving their lecture hall and when the z-team finds out they pester robert with increasingly stupid questions and when robert says idk theyre like "I thought you went to college"
ONE PIECE | 2x02: Good Whale Hunting
This is killing me so bad bc matt murdock is like if catholic guilt made a wish to be human
I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually
The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me
This is painfully American
Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem
heartwarming: my friend's wallpaper is a picture of my cat
less heartwarming: it's this picture of my cat
What
I’m sorry I thought this was America
i keep laughing at the way that eridian culture in the movie and eridian culture in the book are not contradictory at all, if you accept that movie rocky is just a total FREAK
grace: boy i sure can't wait to meet other eridians haha! rocky, putting on a shirt for the first time in four years: rocky has something to tell grace but does grace promise not to be mad, question?
I can't leave this in the tags lmaooo
I was trying to make flashcards while on the actual verge of passing out and I'm really struggling to figure out what I could've meant with this one
what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen
we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there
how me and my sister have been talking since watching project hail mary
I just typed out "witch hero academia" then sat there for a solid 2 minutes like Hmmm. that doesn't look right
you have a headache because you have powers
royal pains is a little crazy bc by the usual metrics it's just a fun medical procedural, with the unique factor being location (woah the hamptons! what strange snobby client will he deal with today!) but the setup sounds straight from a yaoi and Im not kidding
a young, naive, morally righteous doctor is fired for something that wasn't his fault, at rock bottom stumbles his way into an incredibly rich man's house party, ends up saving someone's life -> the mysterious older rich man takes an oddly strong liking to him & offers him the guest house for FREE as long as he agrees to be his personal private doctor. their interactions remain bizarrely charged and the drive of the show for the subsequent 8 seasons #ok
I once chatted with a guy from Hawaii, we started talking about languages. I mentioned that while I've heard very little of it and hardly seen more of it written down, the Hawaiian language seems to have extremely similar balance of vocals and consonants as Finnish does, so it's actually pretty likely that there are some words that exist in both languages, but mean one thing in Hawaiian and a completely differen thing in Finnish - much like in Japanese.
He didn't find it plausible, so we agreed to disagree. Later on he mentioned that his name is [firstname] Kalani Kanaele, and when I told him what that translates to in Finnish, I had to spend like 20 more minutes trying to convince him that I'm actually not fucking with him.
Okay so in finnish, "kala" means "fish" - just any fish, fish in general, and "kana" means "chicken". "Ele" is "gesture", as in a physical movement that an animal or human does to nonverbally communicate something. The -ni suffix is a possessive referring to oneself, essentially "my". In finnish, compound words are of the "if it doesn't exist yet, I can make one up on the spot" variety, so almost all nouns can be slapped together to refer to something specific.
So, broken down like this and put back together, this dude's name translates to "the chicken-like gesture that my fish makes."
This is pure poetry