quadruple lesbian pterodactyl clown juggler

she/her i love dan and phil if you follow me i will follow you back x] follow for some free metaphorical soeks wow wasn't that an old reference =p

[jazzystarisnotonfire13]

☆intro post cus my bio was super long and why not☆

hello everyone i'm jazzy. except that's not my real name i just don't trust any of you bitches.

follow me on insta i post pics sometimes (this isnt my personal account) https://www.instagram.com/jazzystar13xx/

sexuality is confusing. i might be bi, i might be pan, i might be omni, i might be lesbian. idfk. some people are hot some people are not, thats the motto i live by.

gender is confusing as shit as well but my pronouns are she/her. honestly call me whatever the fuck you want idc.

i dont share my age online for reasons but i'm a minor so dont be too weird.

i'm autistic and i also have an array of other mental health issues but nobody wants to hear about all of that lol.

if ur homophobic, transphobic, racist go step on sharp lego and then shove it up ur ass. and stay the fuck away from my blog.

my AO3 is jazzystar13xx please read my fanfics and leave kudos so i know you love me please please please.

fandoms i'm in:

-DAN AND PHIL - my biggest interest i love those stupid twinks.

-heated rivalryyyy (dnp got me into this >:])

-marauders. especially all the young dudes i love that shit sm i could talk about it for hours.

-heartsopper/alice oseman's books.

-i guess i'm also in the &juliet fandom but theres like twelve of us soooo...

i don't really have a lot of other interests i'm a bit boring tbh.

i love music. it makes up like half of my brain. i'm not a musical person at all like i cant play any instruments but music literally means everything to me. i feel like i have two sides to my music taste. i am in fact guilty of having a basic white girl music taste i love conan gray and taylor swift and sombr and chappell roan and olivia rodrigo and sabrina carpenter. but i also love queen, the beatles and i love love love bowie. could go on about that for a long time.i also like a load of random songs by random artists.

my favourite songs are :

-the subway-chappell roan

-alley rose-conan gray

-the way i loved you-taylor swift

-good old fashioned loverboy-queen

-lady stardust-david bowie

-rock n' roll suicide-david bowie

-cherry bomb-the runaways

i wont pick anymore otherwise the list and post wil be never ending

if you made it this far wow why

i also feel like sharing that i would let sister daniel step step on me and then i would apologise for making her shoes dirty

THANKS FOR READING BYE ☆

[diphowell]

breaking dawn reaction video + dan and phil watch twilight

[anarchy-and-cake]

"They trusted us with bunsen burners attached to gas taps" what the fuck is going on in the UK

[pixelguy47]

is this not normal 😭 we still have these now like the gas can be turned on and off but if someone decides to just like. remove the pipe during an experiment, there will be a gas leak. luckily kids aren’t that fuckin stupid. what do people have everywhere else?

[do-not-be-lasagne]

I’m not in the UK and my science lab has gas taps that we can turn on and off attached to Bunsen burners

[pixelguy47]

^^^ SEE we are completely normal here

[sophialovessisterdanielholepics]

we also had that in primary school already even if you only got sience as a subject in 5th grade

[openhandsanyway]

If you haven't seen this beautiful masterpiece of Phil counting to 100% yet, what are you doing with your life?

[reunitedinterlude]

stalk him until he loves you, right guys!

[lesphian]

🚨warning🚨 incoming speculation about what dnp do in bed:

do you think they sleep in proper Dan And Phil order with dan on the (audience’s) left and phil on the right

[maxxzig]

So, the phukbang did kill me a little, thank you for asking

[bug-cemetery]

no one bringing up the fact that dan explicitly said the word boyfriend about phil. like obviously everyone already knows theyre dating but like its so rare they actually say the word boyfriend because theyre so used to calling each other friend (or business partner or situationship) even post hard launch. i need to explode forever

[isaacmustdie-1525]

"oh yeah I have a video of us kissing just sitting unlisted on my youtube channel" Philip Michael Lester you absolute madlad

[slinkyonthestairs]

Daniel Howell we accept you no matter what it's okay

[ari-adne-111]

Someone's probably already made this

But still. Spot the difference

[insomniac-ink]

Why are they so tall😭

[hereweareinthedark]

Dan and Phil: we had gay sex

phandom: ok

Dan and Phil: we kissed

phandom: cool

Dan and Phil: with cat whiskers

phandom: WHAT

[sophialovessisterdanielholepics]

i’m going feral he’s so pretty

[eventyrteatret]

these guys are going on their fourth world tour that they have planned and rehearsed themselves because they love performing so much <3

[deathgripssisonline]

[those-damn-phwinks]

I will never be able to look at this gif the same way ever again man. I didn't even know I could possibly feel more feelings about this. They just kissed and look at their faces and phil flustered burying himself into dan but also having the time of his life and dan mouthing "what are you doing" but the words don't quite come out since he's so happy and oh myg