[openhandsanyway]

Tolkien's work is beautiful

Tolkien's languages are beautiful

Tolkien's writing systems are beautiful

Tolkien's fans are a bunch of misogynistic, racist, homophobic shitheads and they piss me off every fucking day

[sauronsbane]

dont worry about your art block, dear. tolkien left frodo in the orc-tower for 3(!) years.

[hollenix]

for the good of all mankind

[rhymewithrachel]

aragorn and legolas but theyre tired camp counselors

[zecurlyone]

They’d lose the children

[wickedlittlecritta]

i mean…isn’t that what they did in canon?

[filmphotofranz]

[mikus-sleepiest]

[pipis-took]

This is sending me like why are they attacking him 😭😭😭

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

[gonzocoded]

have you guys ever seen the lord of the rings

[gay-pippin]

no whats it about

[gonzocoded]

gay love

[gay-pippin]

[samwiseg]

“He [Sam] crawled back into the brambles and laid himself by Frodo’s side, and putting away all fear he cast himself into a deep untroubled sleep. They woke together, hand in hand.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (via wholocked22)

[waterberry-strawmelon]

This person is a parent to an entire child

[kyeree]

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[nadiajustbe]

Don't talk to me I just remembered that Samwise Gamgee was ready to knowingly and passionately sacrifice the fate of the whole universe, the whole world as he knows it and risk a chance to surrender the deadlinest weapon to the enemy over Frodo Baggins' dead body.

Of course not, for the Ring’ll be found, and there’ll be no more songs. I can’t help it. My place is by Mr. Frodo. They must understand that – Elrond and the Council, and the great Lords and Ladies with all their wisdom. Their plans have gone wrong. I can’t be their Ring-bearer. Not without Mr. Frodo.'

Return of The King, page 962.

He knew if he charges after Frodo the Ring will more likely be discovered sooner or later, on his body as he lays beside his master. He willingly abandoned the whole mission for that. Sam didn't even know Frodo was alive at that point, in fact he absolutely sure he was dead. And yet he run after him, so they wouldn't hurt what's left of his master.

Samwise Gamgee canonically chose the slightest reminder of Frodo Baggins over the fate of the world.

[0nlyhere4phil]

[penny-anna]

what if on Taskmaster one of the contestants died in the middle of filming a task but after doing enough of the task for it to be deemed complete so since there was nothing in the rules to say you had to be alive throughout they allowed it. & then all the other contestants bombed so badly that the dead person won the task and in the studio Greg was there like 'wow you all managed to do worse than Christine and she was dead for most of it'

[penny-anna]

they don't sub in a replacement contestant for the studio shows so one of the chairs is just empty and sometimes when contestants are arguing their case on something they're like 'I think if Christine was still with us she'd take my side' and Greg would be like 'for fuck's sake stop bringing up Christine'

[penny-anna]

also everyone (Greg included) would dunk on Alex for 'killing Christine' with the task and Alex would keep nervously laughing it off and be like 'legally speaking we weren't responsible for what happened to Christine'

[penny-anna]

the interstitials for the season occasionally feature randomly inserted shots of Christine's lifeless body lying on the ground

[penny-anna]

obviously it would already have been announced that Christine died filming Taskmaster but during the show they wouldn't say which task it happened in so every time there's a Christine segment it'd be like is this the one where she died 🤔 let's watch and find out

[dumplingchannie]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH Y'ALL