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we have “separate bedrooms” because we like our “personal space”

ok mr and mr pushed the twin beds together at the hilton hotel in omaha nebraska

#*this is a joke #dan and phil #dnp #dan howell #phil lester

dan howell’s four easy steps to locking it down

become enamored

shower with compliments until they invite you over

show up at their apartment to “do your laundry”

never leave

#simple #dan and phil #dnp #dan howell #phil lester

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there are only 199 days until halloween I am starting my campaign now to convince dnp to dress as jessica and roger rabbit

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there are only 150 days to halloween and I am once again asking dnp to dress as iconic couple jessica and roger rabbit from the hit 1988 film who framed roger rabbit

#(bargaining)#phil you can make the shorts as short as you want #dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester #dnp

my pham membership card is nicer than the credit card I used to purchase it

#it is actually very nice I can tell they worked hard on it #it’s heavy and thick and glossy #(not an innuendo)#platinum yaoi card #dnp #dan howell #phil lester #dan and phil

actually I’m still not over how good phil’s ernie impression is

#actually jaw dropping #dan and phil #dnp #dan howell #phil lester

dan and phil being introduced to the concept of having a best friend that isn’t your partner: a scandal! a betrayal! this is basically cheating! what would you even call such a thing?????? your platonic third?!???!!!?!

#dan and phil #dnp #dan howell #phil lester

dan howell made some kind of monkey’s paw wish

#he got phil lester and an incredible career plus sixteen years of agonizing invasive speculation #dan howell #phil lester #dan and phil #dnp

I think it would be funny if we playfully cancelled dnp for the hr issue of sharing a bed while on tour with a crew

#chat is it inappropriate to share a bed with your partner while on a tour bus #dan and phil #dnp #dan howell #phil lester #daniel howell

god bless dan I want to laugh but accidentally posting a naked selfie is the shit that would happen to me

#airplane mode was genius #he’s equally as smart as he is ridiculous #dan and phil #dnp #dan howell

dan making a b instead of a d just really capped off the chaos of this episode

#dan and phil #dnp #dan howell #phil lester #hard launch podcast

#cancel dan howell I heard he called phil a phaggot

#he forgot where he was for a moment #absolutely killed me #incredible thank you #all the phanfic like 'oh what if they accidentally slipped up and used pet names' or whatever #and then dan busts out the slur #10/10 #dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester #dnp

what dan and phil are:

what dan and phil want to be:

#you know what I mean ????#they would physically merge into one person if possible #dan and phil #dnp #dan howell #phil lester

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#put this warning on all the uncensored phatreon videos

dnp’s first date is so funny. dan took a two hour train to see a boy in a wig (?) who burnt their frozen pizza and didn’t clean his room and said My Man

#true love #dan and phil #dnp #dan howell #phil lester

dan adding open shelving to the phouse kitchen because phil can’t close cabinets to save either of their lives

#a genuinely hilarious and sweet compromise #dan decided open shelves that were purposefully arranged > cabinet door left open #I get it but also the dust #oh well it’s their dream phouse #dan and phil #dnp #dan howell #phil lester

dnp could really be cleaning up the pins and keychains and I’m surprised how underutilized that merch space has been

#I still have some pins from that one pack dan released however many years ago now #but we really haven’t had many tchotchkes over the years #what gives #that’s such an easy item and people looking to spend a little less would eat them up #dan and phil #dnp

The Dan and Phil Kink Mention Tracking Chart

#they make a bunch of jokes are you're like oh this is the new bit lol #... and they they make more mentions #... and then you view dan's liked reels...#I know they're joking #...but are they #dan and phil #dan howell #dnp #phil lester #daniel howell

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