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well done everyone for successfully clowning youtube into giving phil his cool jacket

#hit the showers #dan and phil #dnp #dan howell #phil lester

obsessed with the forensic analyst who came to the phouse to inspect the flood damage and was informed enough to know that they did something on youtube (I'm sure occupation is listed somewhere on their insurance paperwork) but didn't check their channel first for any "water prank" videos

#I mean sure they could have deleted them #but if your strategy involves straight up just asking them #then you must assume a certain level of idiocy #and even if they did delete a video #trust me nothing dnp have ever done is truly lost media #dan and phil #dnp #phil lester #dan howell

welcome back danisnot

#been a while since I've seen you #just like old times #he's bought a belt and for what #dan howell #dnp #dan and phil

everyone was mocking dan for talking too much during the interview but he was chivalrously yapping because phil gets nervous. #thinkbeforeyouspeak #supportivehusband #dontjudge #youneverknowwhatpeoplearegoingthrough #generousattentionseeking

#dan and phil #dnp #dan howell #phil lester

tour merch ideas:

baby tee that says kicked her pussy up the wall

hat that says I’m hard

booty shorts that say I’m hard

t-shirt that says hard 4 dan and phil

one single plastic ball to carry your very own emergency conversation starter for when a social situation gets awkward

richard enamel pin

(free) bingo card of common dnp phrases (100% I’m calling the army etc) to fill out during the show if you get bingo you win a tour exclusive photocard pack (the free space is piss mention)

official hard launch photocard holder

hair clips that look like the hard launch stars and rocket

rocket keychain and carabiner

temporary tramp stamp

#dan and phil #dnp #dan howell #phil lester #hard launch tour

destructsequence

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

when you were in middle school and didn’t know/were hiding that you’re a lesbian who did you pretend to have a crush on?

dan

phil

Remaining time: 6 days 4 hours

#and of course we thank them for their service #phesbians #dan and phil #dnp #dan howell #phil lester

marriage isn’t necessarily the end goal of every relationship or the epitome of romance and plenty of people, especially queer people, do not feel the need to get married or in fact actively reject the prospect of marriage and all such myriad of opinions on the matter are valid and good and up to each individual to decide

BUT

I would not be shocked if dan’s opinion on getting married (the most public possible expression and confirmation of being in a romantic relationship) might change after he no longer has to keep that relationship secret in order to protect his privacy

#if their relationship has always been something just for them #then having a public declaration of that relationship would probably be unappealing #that’s why if they ever got married in would be in vegas or some other type of elopement (as they themselves said)#I’m happy for them whatever they decide and in whatever they decide to share #but… dan has been dropping the m word a lot lately…….

emeraldspiral

#at dan howell you know what you need to do

dan and phil are going to die at the same time like the couple from the notebook except hopefully without the dementia. (though the extensive online archive of their lives would be helpful in a notebook type scenario)

#dan and phil #dnp #dan howell #phil lester

zoesupreme

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

#see phil had to turn him down because his whimsy wouldn’t have been appreciated #phil lester

my condolences to dan and phil for the football conversations cab drivers are forcing them to have with england still being in the world cup

#dan and phil #dnp #dan howell #phil lester

lesphian

let’s get involved in their domestic

pick a side

as long as you express appreciation it doesn’t matter if you say “thank you”

you have to directly say “thank you” or you’re being rude

Voting ended onJul 6

lesphian

I think dan should get to put a sticker on the dan vs phil board for this

#phil lester #dnp #dan and phil #dan howell

lesphian

🚨warning🚨 incoming speculation about what dnp do in bed:

do you think they sleep in proper Dan And Phil order with dan on the (audience’s) left and phil on the right

lesphian

hello friends. so this was meant to be a joke. by acting like I was about to speculate about something private and then posing a very goofy “theory” I was poking fun at the type of phan investigation that happened in ye olde 2010. I did not mean to invite actual speculation about their sleeping arrangements. I feel that that comes up to the line of reasonable privacy and is not in the spirit of the boundaries dnp have asked us to maintain. this is not meant to shame anyone but to issue a gentle reminder about the difference between something that is all in good fun and things that may cause dnp to be uncomfortable. I have been removing comments with “proof” of the sides they sleep on because if nothing else it makes me personally uncomfortable.

#dnp

the irony of dnp complaining about the subtitles on the movie when their own subtitles fucking suck

#I love them but hey #dan howell #phil lester #dnp #dan and phil

who picked their nose during the three seconds that they put the movie full screen

#so random to cut to that for such a nothing moment #why #who had a booger #dan and phil #dnp #dan howell #phil lester

philip pr lester, the one who is always telling dan to “be careful” and “you can’t say that” has now on two (2) occasions alluded to not being especially fond of mr beast… he must fucking hate that guy

#if phil is willing to publicly say something less than positive… he must have strong feelings #dan and phil #dnp #phil lester #dan howell

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