[jbeaufort]

james mortimer beaufort. heir to the beaufort fashion empire. maxton hall alum. art and lacrosse enthusiast.

[jbeaufort]

Hi James. I know you’re probably sooo busy partying and everything but if you have time to be a decent person could you just mail over the key to your house in Greece? Mine is still in renovation or else I wouldn’t be asking you.

Reverie…? I’m actually in Rome right now for a Beaufort event, so I’m working for your information. Why so rude all of a sudden?

Hm. I don’t know if I should after the way you just asked me. Care to throw a please in there, sweetheart?

[luvrvee]

I’m not being rude. This is how we always are.

Are we really doing this now? You’re not even in the mansion, just give me the damn keys!

[jbeaufort]

Correction: How we used to be. I really thought we were friends. I’m hurt, sweetheart.

And no. Of course if you don’t want to say it I could just ask for something else…

[luvrvee]

Friends? Me and you? Ha! As if, Beaufort. We’re tolerant of each other on a good day. Also stop with the pet names!

Fine! I’m not desperate or anything I can just ask someone else. Perhaps Cyril will be available…WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMETHING ELSE

[jbeaufort]

Really now, sweetheart? I don’t think I’ll be stopping, I like seeing you flustered.

No, there’s no need for that. My house is much bigger anyways…here, I’ll have someone bring you the keys right now. There’s absolutely nothing reason to ask anyone else.

[jbeaufort]

Hi James. I know you’re probably sooo busy partying and everything but if you have time to be a decent person could you just mail over the key to your house in Greece? Mine is still in renovation or else I wouldn’t be asking you.

Reverie…? I’m actually in Rome right now for a Beaufort event, so I’m working for your information. Why so rude all of a sudden?

Hm. I don’t know if I should after the way you just asked me. Care to throw a please in there, sweetheart?

[luvrvee]

I’m not being rude. This is how we always are.

Are we really doing this now? You’re not even in the mansion, just give me the damn keys!

[jbeaufort]

Correction: How we used to be. I really thought we were friends. I’m hurt, sweetheart.

And no. Of course if you don’t want to say it I could just ask for something else…

[jbeaufort]

Hi James. I know you’re probably sooo busy partying and everything but if you have time to be a decent person could you just mail over the key to your house in Greece? Mine is still in renovation or else I wouldn’t be asking you.

Reverie…? I’m actually in Rome right now for a Beaufort event, so I’m working for your information. Why so rude all of a sudden?

Hm. I don’t know if I should after the way you just asked me. Care to throw a please in there, sweetheart?

[jbeaufort]

Why would I need this?

[bingazer]

You’re dating Vee? I’m sure she’ll want you there with her.

[jbeaufort]

Where the hell did you get that from? I’m not dating Reverie.

[bingazer]

Oh, you’re not? My bad, she talks about you all the time.

[jbeaufort]

…What exactly is she saying when she talks?

[jbeaufort]

Why would I need this?

[bingazer]

You’re dating Vee? I’m sure she’ll want you there with her.

[jbeaufort]

Where the hell did you get that from? I’m not dating Reverie.

[jbeaufort]

Why would I need this?

[luvrvee]

@jbeaufort can I use your golf course?

[jbeaufort]

You don’t even play golf.

[luvrvee]

Well I’m bored and you have a whole ass golf course so as your Halloween gala date I’m entitled to all your assets.

[jbeaufort]

My date? I’m flattered, Reverie. But something tells me you’re just in it for the money.

[luvrvee]

Shut up! You know what I meant.

[jbeaufort]

I don’t think even you know what you meant, but whatever. You can use the golf course, I’ll get you a key to the amenities in the manor so you don’t have to bother me every time you want something.

[luvrvee]

Perfect. Your pool looks great for skinny dipping.

[jbeaufort]

At least I’ll get a show out of it.

[luvrvee]

Who said you’re invited?

[jbeaufort]

It’s my house, sweetheart. I don’t need to be invited.

[luvrvee]

@jbeaufort can I use your golf course?

[jbeaufort]

You don’t even play golf.

[luvrvee]

Well I’m bored and you have a whole ass golf course so as your Halloween gala date I’m entitled to all your assets.

[jbeaufort]

My date? I’m flattered, Reverie. But something tells me you’re just in it for the money.

[luvrvee]

Shut up! You know what I meant.

[jbeaufort]

I don’t think even you know what you meant, but whatever. You can use the golf course, I’ll get you a key to the amenities in the manor so you don’t have to bother me every time you want something.

[luvrvee]

Perfect. Your pool looks great for skinny dipping.

[jbeaufort]

At least I’ll get a show out of it.

[luvrvee]

@jbeaufort can I use your golf course?

[jbeaufort]

You don’t even play golf.

[luvrvee]

Well I’m bored and you have a whole ass golf course so as your Halloween gala date I’m entitled to all your assets.

[jbeaufort]

My date? I’m flattered, Reverie. But something tells me you’re just in it for the money.

[luvrvee]

Shut up! You know what I meant.

[jbeaufort]

I don’t think even you know what you meant, but whatever. You can use the golf course, I’ll get you a key to the amenities in the manor so you don’t have to bother me every time you want something.

[luvrvee]

@jbeaufort can I use your golf course?

[jbeaufort]

You don’t even play golf.

[luvrvee]

Well I’m bored and you have a whole ass golf course so as your Halloween gala date I’m entitled to all your assets.

[jbeaufort]

My date? I’m flattered, Reverie. But something tells me you’re just in it for the money.

[luvrvee]

@jbeaufort can I use your golf course?

[jbeaufort]

You don’t even play golf.

[jbeaufort]

What the hell is this? @luvrvee did you have something to do with this?

[luvrvee]

I need a date for the Beaufort Halloween Gala next month and you owe me for letting you use the summer house. You can’t say no. — J.M.B

Do I have to remind you that you crashed our vacation too? I think that’s compensation enough. There’s no way in hell I’m showing up somewhere in public with you.

[jbeaufort]

You didn’t seem to mind me being there. Or should I remind you about everything you told me that night?

[luvrvee]

We were drunk and agreed to not mention it ever again. And if you’re playing that card, need I remind you about everything you told me? Something about how I’ve driven you crazy every time you so much as look at me?

[jbeaufort]

I remember it very clearly, don’t worry. A little obsessive though, don’t you think, that you remembered my words even though you claim it was a mistake? Been replaying the moment in your head ever since?

[luvrvee]

You’re getting off track! I’ll be your fucking plus one, but only if I get to decide our costumes. Which I’m assuming you will be buying as a courtesy of making me go through the trouble of even attending such a gala.

[jbeaufort]

You were the one who got distracted, but fine. Reasonable enough request. What were you thinking?

[luvrvee]

I’m going to assume you’ve watched Wednesday because if you haven’t you’re extremely uncultured…so what about Wednesday and Tyler? I think you look enough like him.

[jbeaufort]

Yes, I’ve seen Wednesday since Lydia wanted a watching buddy. That works. Send me your measurements so I can get them to Tristan for the costume.

[luvrvee]

Will do. See you in a month, Mr. Hyde.

[jbeaufort]

Likewise, Ms. Addams.

[luvrvee]

I need a date for the Beaufort Halloween Gala next month and you owe me for letting you use the summer house. You can’t say no. — J.M.B

Do I have to remind you that you crashed our vacation too? I think that’s compensation enough. There’s no way in hell I’m showing up somewhere in public with you.

[jbeaufort]

You didn’t seem to mind me being there. Or should I remind you about everything you told me that night?

[luvrvee]

We were drunk and agreed to not mention it ever again. And if you’re playing that card, need I remind you about everything you told me? Something about how I’ve driven you crazy every time you so much as look at me?

[jbeaufort]

I remember it very clearly, don’t worry. A little obsessive though, don’t you think, that you remembered my words even though you claim it was a mistake? Been replaying the moment in your head ever since?

[luvrvee]

You’re getting off track! I’ll be your fucking plus one, but only if I get to decide our costumes. Which I’m assuming you will be buying as a courtesy of making me go through the trouble of even attending such a gala.

[jbeaufort]

You were the one who got distracted, but fine. Reasonable enough request. What were you thinking?

[luvrvee]

I’m going to assume you’ve watched Wednesday because if you haven’t you’re extremely uncultured…so what about Wednesday and Tyler? I think you look enough like him.

[jbeaufort]

Yes, I’ve seen Wednesday since Lydia wanted a watching buddy. That works. Send me your measurements so I can get them to Tristan for the costume.

[luvrvee]

I need a date for the Beaufort Halloween Gala next month and you owe me for letting you use the summer house. You can’t say no. — J.M.B

Do I have to remind you that you crashed our vacation too? I think that’s compensation enough. There’s no way in hell I’m showing up somewhere in public with you.

[jbeaufort]

You didn’t seem to mind me being there. Or should I remind you about everything you told me that night?

[luvrvee]

We were drunk and agreed to not mention it ever again. And if you’re playing that card, need I remind you about everything you told me? Something about how I’ve driven you crazy every time you so much as look at me?

[jbeaufort]

I remember it very clearly, don’t worry. A little obsessive though, don’t you think, that you remembered my words even though you claim it was a mistake? Been replaying the moment in your head ever since?

[luvrvee]

You’re getting off track! I’ll be your fucking plus one, but only if I get to decide our costumes. Which I’m assuming you will be buying as a courtesy of making me go through the trouble of even attending such a gala.

[jbeaufort]

You were the one who got distracted, but fine. Reasonable enough request. What were you thinking?

[luvrvee]

I need a date for the Beaufort Halloween Gala next month and you owe me for letting you use the summer house. You can’t say no. — J.M.B

Do I have to remind you that you crashed our vacation too? I think that’s compensation enough. There’s no way in hell I’m showing up somewhere in public with you.

[jbeaufort]

You didn’t seem to mind me being there. Or should I remind you about everything you told me that night?

[luvrvee]

We were drunk and agreed to not mention it ever again. And if you’re playing that card, need I remind you about everything you told me? Something about how I’ve driven you crazy every time you so much as look at me?

[jbeaufort]

I remember it very clearly, don’t worry. A little obsessive though, don’t you think, that you remembered my words even though you claim it was a mistake? Been replaying the moment in your head ever since?