CUPofJOE.

[jcdam]

joe jonas is a thirty-six year old singer, songwriter, tiktok professional and sometimes actor. he's divides his time by multiple places but primarily is located in brooklyn, new york. he identifies as bisexual and is single.

—— FAMILY. ❜

brothers. paul kevin jonas, nick jonas, franklin jonas.

parents. denise and kevin sr.

—— ROMANTIC CONNECTIONS. ❜

girlfriend.

flirtationship.

one night stand.

one sided romance.

friends with benefits.

blind date.

forbidden romance.

ex-wife. sophie turner

exes on good terms. taylor swift, demi lovato, gigi hadid, aj michalka

exes on neutral terms. ashley greene, camilla belle

exes on bad terms.

first love.

love / hate.

unrequited crush.

celebrity crush.

previously friendzoned.

summer romance.

friends with benefits.

enemies with benefits.

one night stand or fling that was regretted later.

—— PLATONIC CONNECTIONS. ❜

best friends.

confidants.

role model.

ride or die.

enemies to friends.

wing(wo)men.

squad.

sibling like friends.

platonic soulmates.

unlikely friends.

positive influence.

seem like a married couple.

former lovers to friends.

new friends, aka friends who just met.

—— NEGATIVE CONNECTIONS. ❜

fell for the same person & fought over them.

life long enemies, aka two people who have been enemies ever since they remember but have forgotten the reason for their dislike.

frenemies.

negative influence.

have mutual friends.

have mutual friends but don’t get along.

[jcdam]

joejonas: jimothy summer.

[jcdam]

nip on the main.

[robbic-margot]

Damn you spoil me Jonas. Say no more this Margot treatment from now on. Oh gosh I forgot it but it's on Netflix and it's about the girl about my age who called herself mother and god. She drank it ..I dont know why she drank it other than thinking it powered up your body but yes it was colloidal silver. Literally large amounts of silver in water. I bet you got a bunch of wines you like specially with big old steaks. How did we get to talking about food like that, like illicit like. Im going to put you on the pending preorder for six month

[jcdam]

only the best and i'm glad you're taking advantage. ohhh? and what she made all her cult people call her that, too? i'm about to deep dive for it now. can't beat a good netflix doc. never in my life have i once thought whether silver was drinkable. let alone went and did it. people are wild, i swear. you get me. that's exactly what i've got. no idea but not complaining in the slightest. who doesn't love a good food topic? good, i'll be bragging that i'm in so much earlier than everyone else.

[alcockmiilly]

i can bug you about literally anything, anytime? you do not want to give me that sort of power, might just abuse it. you know what...i feel like i should have seen that answer coming. i do think i know what you are talking about, but also think that's a universal experience for anyone who does smoke and think they look perfectly normal.

[jcdam]

i'm fully encouraging it actually. since i'm a full-time bugger myself, i'm pretty much immune to when it's used on me. i figured it might be the most on brand. you've got a point. anytime i am, i always think if i just maintain eye contact that everyone will think i'm good. never works.

[thatkballerini]

you bet your sweet ass i'll be there! hell, i might be at every single show if i can make it happen! call me a groupie at this point or just tryin' to re live my youth.

[jcdam]

i think i might know a guy who can help make that happen if anything. might be a mix of both. we're thinking that the overall vibe all around so you won't be alone.

[jenlcwrence]

I hate that I might've contributed to your legacy. Also, thank you for reminding me about the idiot sandwich. Somehow that's more comforting. I'd rather be called an idiot than have bread slapped on either side of my face. Oscar worthy performance? Now I'm going to spend the entire time watching your face, wondering if you're genuinely enjoying the cookies or if you're method acting your way through one. I think that's meaner than just telling me they're bad. I respect your relationship with the sun from a safe, air-conditioned distance. I'll join you once the outside stops feeling like I'm being slowly braised alive.

[jcdam]

i don't know. i think deep down you actually love it. not going to lie - judging that you even forgot but happy to be the one reminding you. there's no recovering from the bread slaps. might as well pack it all up and become a recluse after that. i know it might sound mean but just think of how fun it'll be for me. that has to mean something. but i can dial down on the oscar performance just a little so you get the real vibes. that good? i actually can't blame you since this year it's feeling nonstop like the surface of the sun out. i've been giving the AC more love than i have in years.

[harrysestyles]

i think it's time we retire your whole covering some of my older tracks, and replace it with a song off my new album. upside? you get to pick the song all by yourself. the sky's the limit... or, you know... 12 songs are the limit. i'll even offer for us to perform it together somewhere, mate. [ @jcdam ]

[jcdam]

big honor getting the approval to keep on going with more. only problem is that it's pretty impossible to pick just one coming from the new album. i'm going to have to continue having it on repeat to find that real one that stands out. you just say the word and i'll perform anywhere with you, man.

[hilaryblvd]

What's this I’m hearing about a Burnin Up tour?! How can I get involved? I’ll make friendship bracelets, I’ll sell popcorn, I’ll do anything to be witness to this! @jcdam

[jcdam]

we've got some msg shows in august and you better be there. consider this a vip invite. i'll settle for some friendship bracelets. you can give them to me when i come see one of your shows soon. how's that?

[elparaisodetlaloc]

[jcdam]

joejonas: the fact that people who aren’t me saw rihanna and beyonce in one night and other people who also aren’t me so kesha with pitbull has me SICK

[jcdam]

slipping into the lava or something.

[infinitichvse]

once you enter the joe girl life, there's no leaving it! me? be modest? never. i've now dived into doing tiktok challenges which is really taking off. maybe if this acting thing doesn't work out, i have a proper side-gig to fall back on.

[jcdam]

the girls that get it get it, am i right? well, welcome to the tiktok side of life. it's beautiful. and i'd say acting will be working out for you for awhile considering that emmy nom. congratulations on that.

[rcndolphchelle]

what has been the most exciting thing you've done this summer? i've been having the laziest hot girl summer and i'm looking to steal suggestions from someone who's had a better summer than me so far. @jcdam

[jcdam]

i saw bad bunny in london. literally nothing's topping that except maybe the shows me and my brothers have at msg in august. so yeah, if you can sneak in a bad bunny show, 10/10 - definitely recommend. if you can sneak in our august shows, 10000000/10 - life-changing, recommend on my life.

[alcockmiilly]

i know everyone is freaking out about the announcement. but i want to bug you about something else! mostly because my mind goes everywhere. i feel like everyone in our industry has one photo that haunts them and i'm curious about which yours is and if you've made peace with it! i'll even be nice and tell you mine if you share yours. @jcdam

[jcdam]

you're supergirl. you could bug me about literally anything anytime. but as for the ask, i've managed to turn every photo about me into a joke so there's none that haunt me. the only one that came close was one of me at coachella where i was very clearly high but thought at the time that no one would ever be able to notice.

[robbic-margot]

Yeah bring the biggest bottle of wine. Oh gosh it reminds me of this cult doc I was watching me randomly and every time her followers trauma dumped feelings on her she drank more silver to "purge" the emotional pain. But wine is my silver. And I demand a big bottle. And compliments are your wine. Did you wish a hangover on me Jonas? Are you out here doing vodoo against me? No I have so many hangover cures I am superhuman you cant stop me

[jcdam]

say no more. the biggest and best will be coming your way. now wait a second, you can't drop a mention about a cult doc and not give the name. silver???? like real silver? i need to watch. i'm invested. partly, yeah - since wine is also my wine. maybe i've got a bunch of different wines out there. maaaaybe but one that goes away after a good burger, you know? when are you dropping the book with all those secret cures?

[thatkballerini]

oh my god, @jcdam is this show really happening?! i'm not sure if my Jo Bros fangirling heart can take it if you're lyin' to us!!

[jcdam]

it's absolutely really happening. no late april fool's joke, i promise. we better see you there.