CUPofJOE.

[jcdam]

joe jonas is a thirty-six year old singer, songwriter, tiktok professional and sometimes actor. he's divides his time by multiple places but primarily is located in brooklyn, new york. he identifies as bisexual and is single.

—— FAMILY. ❜

brothers. paul kevin jonas, nick jonas, franklin jonas.

parents. denise and kevin sr.

—— ROMANTIC CONNECTIONS. ❜

girlfriend.

flirtationship.

one night stand.

one sided romance.

friends with benefits.

blind date.

forbidden romance.

ex-wife. sophie turner

exes on good terms. taylor swift, demi lovato, gigi hadid, aj michalka

exes on neutral terms. ashley greene, camilla belle

exes on bad terms.

first love.

love / hate.

unrequited crush.

celebrity crush.

previously friendzoned.

summer romance.

friends with benefits.

enemies with benefits.

one night stand or fling that was regretted later.

—— PLATONIC CONNECTIONS. ❜

best friends.

confidants.

role model.

ride or die.

enemies to friends.

wing(wo)men.

squad.

sibling like friends.

platonic soulmates.

unlikely friends.

positive influence.

seem like a married couple.

former lovers to friends.

new friends, aka friends who just met.

—— NEGATIVE CONNECTIONS. ❜

fell for the same person & fought over them.

life long enemies, aka two people who have been enemies ever since they remember but have forgotten the reason for their dislike.

frenemies.

negative influence.

have mutual friends.

have mutual friends but don’t get along.

[jejungkook]

JUNGKOOK: pretty much. we were all sitting in a circle when joon randomly went, "bruh, i think i'm joe's number one." then yoongi shot him a glare and was just about to say something when jin blurted out, "you're insane. i'm worldwide handsome, of course i'm his favorite." and everyone, including me, immediately turned to jin and visually flipped him off. then taehyung just shrugged and went, "nick's my favorite..." and fuck, if that didn't hurt my feelings. JUNGKOOK: but nah, we're good now. it was just fucking wild at the time... JUNGKOOK: that's good. i'm not sure i could survive another jonas divorce. do you live in new york, or...? JUNGKOOK: the boob part? because, honestly, relatable.

[jcdam]

joe: for my own delusion, i'm pretending that that's all true. but for my own sanity, i'm glad it's not bc i know if it was, i'd seriously be public enemy #1 to so many damn people. it would be #joe-ver for me. joe: we do need to take a survery tho cause can't have any saying nick's their fave. joe: glad it's all good. hopefully you're good for awhile before anything like that happens again, too. joe: you don't need to worry about that here. nowhere close to that. yeah, been living in brooklyn for awhile. joe: it's a classic and also valid.

[mslorenn]

We will have so much fun. I am not afraid to talk shit I will air all dirty laundry. I don’t have much though.

[jcdam]

all good. we could always find something or someone to talk about. i'm not worried about a thing.

[kmnamjns]

how could i not notice joe jonas in a crowd? that's some legendary stuff right there. oh, shit! a shirt? i'm honored. so, this is you telling me i'm your bias then? right now i'm in texas, but we're all scattered all over. we're on a little break before our next few shows in busan.

[jcdam]

i'm kicking my feet right now, stop it. of course, a shirt. got to go all out or else what's the point? i don't want to cause any jealousy but it might be where i'm hinting at. texas? what's got you there? and hope you're eating good at least. glad you're getting in some break, too. i know shit's got to be intense on the regular for you guys.

[chasesfm]

I played it in high school but had to give it up because of injuries so I don't think that I'd be getting on the ice to do anything too intense. Otherwise I could really fuck my knees and that's something that I don't wanna do. Basic skating - wouldn't need a stunt double though so I guess I could. It's a little weird that everything is hockey, though. There's other sports that could be just as good, I think.

[jcdam]

damn, man. sorry about the reason you stopped but hey, ended up working out pretty good for you, didn't it? would you do one of those like not serious beer leagues? everything really is hockey these days and i'm here for it. i'd never complain about more sports content in general so they should hit us with everything.

[daisyjir]

𝟣𝟧 — name 3 people you're attracted to

steven yeun ( @llstevenyeun ), nick jonas ( @nicholasjoncs ), and joe jonas ( @jcdam )... i'm so sorry, kevin.

[jcdam]

you've just given kevin a reason to break us up now and it'll be my favorite reason yet.

[jcdam]

champion of your heart, probably.

[tidescaller]

Joe Jonas and Jinjoo during "Cake by the Ocean" in Wells Fargo Arena @ Des Moines, Iowa (October 5th, 2025)

[scnatozaki]

oh i'm sure you can relate i feel like you and your brothers have literally been on the road non stop. that's how i feel, i'm ready to have some downtime to myself without having to worry about waking up early the next morning and just keep going with rehearsing. i really should make myself a list of what i can do once i finally have time to relax. oh man we were able to do little things in the states, but it would have been nice if we were able to explore more than what we actually did while playing in the states.

[jcdam]

yeah, we've been going pretty much since august up until recently. i'm in that downtime stage now until this coming august so you know, if you actually get that list down and got some good things on it, i'll be bothering you to share. hoping you can do that one day since there's plenty of explore. any place in particular you want to go to most?

[llzoekrav]

joe, let's make a promise to each other. i'll be in more things you want to see me in, if i start seeing you on screen again. like honestly, i don't think seeing you in these funny ass tiktoks where you can't parallel park is enough for me. we're all still waiting on camp rock 3... tell your people zoe kravitz demands more!

[jcdam]

you've got yourself a promise. i'd bump it up to the most serious form of a pinky promise but you distance and all that jazz. but just the offer alone should show you how serious i am about this. as of right now, i think the plan for 3 is in august. i'm going to make sure the mouse sticks to that and let him know you'll be disappointed if it's even a day later than advertised.

[bethcolsen]

Oh its 100% true and is a very good flex to have in my back pocket at family reunions and holidays. I just like to slip it in there when my parents decide to start fighting or the topic stays on my sisters for too long. Yeah, its always a good time in the Olsen household. I've never had to use it in an actual argument because you're right, I'm too nice and a walking green flag but its nice to know I have that to fall back on. And its still making me money to this day, which is also a flex so I'm set for life. But what about you? You've also got your own flex that isn't to be taken lightly either.

[jcdam]

truly love that you've got that to work in whenever you want. you had some steep competition with some of the movies your sisters made, too, but you're coming out on top. it's got to be cool knowing your sisters were a lot of this generation's childhood and then you're coming in these days adding nothing but good stuff for them to enjoy even more now. it's always good to have back up and hey, i think using it once or twice won't stain that green flag status so you're good. oh trust me, i flex that i was in camp rock all this. i mean that's obviously what you're referring to, right?

[ebaderfms]

i have no idea what the plan is all i know is when we are together, we are like the kids in class who can't stop laughing, so there is that. good luck to whoever is interviewing us, but it will be a fun time. i think we need to track down kool aid. it is a must. i am sure anyone you take on a date would appreciate that effort.

[jcdam]

no plan is sometimes the best plan, especially for something like this. people are just going to get to see you all's natural chemistry on and off screen. that's always refreshing to see. no, seriously. i still haven't had any so it's becoming a problem now officially. i'd hope so. unless i burn the hell out of something and then i fully expect a little roasting (no pun intended).

[bcllchcdid]

Color me flattered - your top? Ill do my sisters and brother the favor of not rubbing it in their faces. Um that is subjective. I dont think you can get into too much trouble in Switzerland but diving naked in the snow should be on the table. I have a plan of throwing a wild party for friends tonight...

[jcdam]

you're better than me because i never miss the chance to rub something like in the boys' faces. switzerland? damn, i'm a little jealous. what's got you over there? and how'd that party go? the real trouble start then or what?

[robbic-margot]

I find myself terribly jealous of these women you serenade on tour or in concert. I have no clue what it is about but every damn time it comes up @jcdam

[jcdam]

jealous? we can't have that now, can we? so consider this your official invite to any show you want and i'll more than gladly make this a reality. you can even pick the song, too. most exclusive priority vip experience for you.

[gigihfm]

You want me to deny it? Cause I can. I'll happily bring your ego down a little bit there, Joseph. I'm not afraid to do that. Hey, Miami was very important. I got to do some things for Victoria Secret and have a little break from everything. As fun as that sounds, buddy - knowing our luck it'd be us in front of Elvis and I don't think that you could handle me as your wife. Did you end up getting married?

[jcdam]

you can try but it'll never work. my ego's bulletproof. boooooo, miami sucks but i guess it sucks a little less since you were back doing your thing. how'd it feel back doing things for them? wooooow, you really took that and thought it'd be us? sounds like wishful thinking to me and don't worry, you'll have to find a trophy husband somewhere else. nope, i didn't. you better be super proud.

[daisyjir]

so maybe you don't tell people, but i'd have to live with that guilt for the rest of my life. you wouldn't do that to me, would you? i know nick wouldn't, so maybe he's the superior jonas after all... but if you make it up to me with those tickets before you lot break-up and gift me some of that exclusive merch as well, i may find it in my heart to forgive you.

[jcdam]

i'll think about it. are you sure he wouldn't? maybe whatever made you believe that is all a front. easy enough - i can definitely hook you up with one of our farewell shows and plus all the merch you can handle. now, am i forgiven?

[jejungkook]

JUNGKOOK: affirmative! creamkookie8008 reporting back. JUNGKOOK: sure, except the band almost broke up.. again. but other than that, awesome! highly recommend. JUNGKOOK: and thanks, man. how's vegas treating you? JUNGKOOK: also, the 8008 is spelled boob on a calculator.

[jcdam]

joe: wait, hold up. joe: was it cause you all started fighting over who you all thought was my favorite? joe: no but seriously, WHAT? joe: vegas was good. survived it without a marriage certificate or regrettable debt so wins all around. i'm in new york now so on my best behavior like always. joe: you have no idea the joy that brought me.