[chibbyresources]

Send 🍆  for my muse’s reaction to being sent a very intentional nude Or Send  “Ѡ” for my muse’s reaction to being sent accidental nudes.

[jcefixit]

“So I made a bunch of pumpkin pastries for a work meeting, and I stole you one.”

"Fuck yes," he grinned, taking one from them, and downing it in a single bite "-mm what did I do t'deserve such a kindness, eh?"

[bear1na]

Immortal Hulk #22 variant cover - Grey Hulk - Joe Fixit by Alex Garner *

[ironhardpacker]

@jcefixit​, closed starter.

[ text: big green hippie ]: heyyyyyyy

[ text: big green hippie ]: want to borrow your ear for a project real quick

[ text: big green hippie ]: stuff to do with radiation, you know, YOUR field of expertise.

[ text: big green hippie ]: you up for it? we can even blow stuff up if you want~

[jcefixit]

[ text: big green hippie ]: Oh. Yep. You’re not Brucie Bear.

[ text: big green hippie ]: This is the one and only Tony Stark. Congratulations! You’re getting to talk with him~

[ text: big green hippie ]: Which one are you? Obviously not the usual big, green, and brutish.

[RICH DOUCHE] Fuck sake. Really? At least the Wizard is fun to fuck with. My name is Joe. Joe Fixit. What kind of radioactive shit you wanna blow up?

[doctorbrycebanner]

@jcefixit

Continued from X

“Oh, for the love of- it’s fucking ice cream, it’s not like I’m asking you to rob a bank… Ugh, fine. But only because I really need it.”

[jcefixit]

“Good. Then the next time I pass control over, we’re hitting Vegas. And I mean REALLY hitting it. Not some bullshit buffet and a magic show,” he gave a shrill whistle to call his driver over, and slid into the back of the SUV “-we gotta hit a market, Bruno,”

[jcefixit]

"Hey, while you're out, can you grab some ice cream? Those sugar cravings you might be feeling are mine."

"Ice cream? What am I your personal fuckin’ shopper?” the large form thought to himself “-fine. But you owe me. And I mean it this time.”

[mcavoy]

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

[ironhardpacker]

@jcefixit​, closed starter.

[ text: big green hippie ]: heyyyyyyy

[ text: big green hippie ]: want to borrow your ear for a project real quick

[ text: big green hippie ]: stuff to do with radiation, you know, YOUR field of expertise.

[ text: big green hippie ]: you up for it? we can even blow stuff up if you want~

[jcefixit]

[text : tinker toy] New personality, who th’fuck is this? [text : tinker toy] Wait.. are you the rich one or the cat burglar one? He has you in here as tinker toy?

[marvel-dc-art]

Immortal Hulk #16 - “It’s Joe” (2019) pencil by Joe Bennett art by Ruy Jose color by Paul Mounts

[jcefixit]

Tony Stark and Joe Fixit have a face off.

[bear1na]

Immortal Hulk #22 variant cover - Grey Hulk - Joe Fixit by Alex Garner *

[iqwrestler]

[vorcotec]

hey guys, quick psa: if you’re a minor, i don’t want to talk about nsfw stuff with you because you are a minor and i am an adult. legality of the issue aside (and i’m not interested in a debate on laws so please don’t try), it makes me feel creepy to talk about sex and sexuality with someone who is younger, less experienced, and potentially vulnerable to being influenced by me. as an adult i’m not interested in engaging with nsfw content produced by minors and it’s not an act of marginalization or something for me to say “hey i understand that it’s a part of the creative process but please don’t involve me in it personally.” and certainly don’t make me party to it by not declaring your underage status in your rules. if you want to talk about sex talk about it with people your own age. it would disturb me just as much for the 16/17-year-olds i know IRL to suddenly come up to me and be like, “yeah lol, my favorite fictional character from [movie] is a daddy dom” or whatever.

[invisblgirl]

jcefixit‌:

“You’re just dancing a fine line…” he said as he eyed her. Not filled with lust more just… appraising her.

‘ oh, god, i couldn’t dance if i tried. ‘ maybe in the kitchen, to some electric light orchestra, while cleaning up or making dinner. she swirled her straw in the latte, mixing the cream and coffee. 

[jcefixit]

“That is something I wouldn’t mind watching...” he considered as he took another gulp of the booze coffee “-but see I picture it with you in a long dress shirt and not much else,” he added with a soft chuckle

[invisblgirl]

jcefixit‌:

“You… are so fucking coy…” he mused. Was she flirting? He couldn’t tell. Joe didn’t wanna cross a line. But damn… she was a looker “-you sure? You strike me as a woman who… always knows what she wants…”

‘ i tend to, yeah. ‘ she took another longer sip, leaning against the low wall outside the coffee shop, kicking her legs out in front of her. ‘ i’m not really that coy, joe. ‘ she’s just trying not to lead him on.

[jcefixit]

“You’re just dancing a fine line...” he said as he eyed her. Not filled with lust more just... appraising her. “-and it’s my favorite kind of dance..”

[invisblgirl]

jcefixit‌:

“Maybe,” he chuckled “-you’re also drop dead sexy… but I’m tryin’ to keep the public conversation polite,” he added as he slipped some scotch into his coffee and took a gulp “-I figured you’d prefer that,”

‘ oh, but see, you can’t call puppies sexy, ‘ sip, sip, ‘ it just sounds weird. and can someone be both adorable and sexy? ‘ she’s contemplating it, knowing full well where this conversation is going. ‘ i dunno what i prefer right now. ‘

[jcefixit]

“You... are so fucking coy...” he mused. Was she flirting? He couldn’t tell. Joe didn’t wanna cross a line. But damn... she was a looker “-you sure? You strike me as a woman who... always knows what she wants...”

[invisblgirl]

jcefixit‌:

“That sounds fucking exhausting,” he chuckled, and shook his head, taking the black coffee she had gotten for him “-you’re adorable. Anyone ever tell you that? Probably… a lot of people,”

‘ i don’t think i’d like everything, but.. i do love pumpkin spice. a lot. ‘ she was so thrilled starbucks had brought them back early. ‘ adorable? nah, not really. people call puppies adorable, you calling me a puppy? ‘ giving him a wide eyed look over her sip of latte. 

[jcefixit]

“Maybe,” he chuckled “-you’re also drop dead sexy... but I’m tryin’ to keep the public conversation polite,” he added as he slipped some scotch into his coffee and took a gulp “-I figured you’d prefer that,”