JimmyCottonCock

blog/journal about this guy... place where I can post my bullshit I travel a lot for work I'm 28 and so far it's the oldest I've been typical meme fiend dipshit

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who prays for God to change things thinks God has arranged matters wrong, and also thinks they can instruct God on how they should be put right.

[jcleap]

Work is FUCKING destroying me right now.

[jcleap]

Getting so much pussy tonight :D

[jcleap]

Sometimes, when I'm walking behind a woman and no one else is around, I wonder to myself if she's concerned that I might rape her.

[pashionforfashion21allday]

[sobeitjayt]

me

[jcleap]

I'm in 3 work group chats consisting of around 20 people...

[themano-deactivated20190925]

Pika

[zeusisontheloose]

I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD

[just-shower-thoughts]

Brazil doesn’t want the Olympics in Rio and the rest of the world doesn’t want the Olympics in Rio. So why are we holding it in Rio again?

[darkmegaexe]

Infant Annihilator’s new music video for Motherless Miscarriage

New album The Elysian Grandeval Galèriarch available July 29th

Pre-order [x]

[jcleap]

This is the most ballsy, insane, don't-give-a-fuck music video I've ever seen. Lololololol

[brookiecatherine]

Infant Annihilator<3

Eddie Pickard : Guitar, Bass 

Aaron Kitcher : Drums 

Dan Watson : Vocals

[lesbiangonegirl]

“Whatever was the center point of that shot had to be in the center of frame. In the faster cutting that [George Miller] has got your eye won’t have to shift on an Anamorphic frame, won’t have to shift to find the next subject when you’ve only got 1.8 seconds of time to do that. That theory of not having to move your eyes and being able to fast cut and it just goes bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, takes you into it, and the is basically the whole of the film. All we would hear all the time on the coms was George [Miller] saying “PUT THE CROSS-HAIRS ON HER NOSE! PUT THE CROSS-HAIRS ON HER NOSE!” and you put the cross-hairs on Charlize [Theron]’s nose. You didn’t offset to grab any of the information in the background, the camera had to be in the center, it was very disciplined that way, everything is symmetrical.” - John Seale, DoP Symmetry in Mad Max: Fury Road // 2015

[just-shower-thoughts]

Building a computer is like putting together a really expensive Lego set that you will eventually use to masturbate

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Wi-Fi has negative long term health effects, we’ll be the first generation to find out.

[jcleap]

Think of the class action lawsuit ads 20-30 years from now.

"If you or someone you know has been effected by long term exposure to wifi..."

[scurrilizzie]

fuck me

[jcleap]

I want!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mick Jagger, 72, is having a kid, his 8th, with his 29 year old girlfriend, who is 16 years younger than his oldest child, which is 45. But two moms or two dads is too difficult to explain to a seven year old.

[jcleap]

Conservative: But, but, but!

Excuses, excuses... You're a bigot

[jcleap]

Yum

[jcleap]

EmotiCONES! I am SO fucking proud of myself.

[jcleap]

I'm reblogging this because it's awesome. Suck it.

[memehumor]

Lesson Learned http://memehumor.tumblr.com

[jcleap]

Juses crhist