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[mitvller]

miles teller is thirty-eight years of age & currently resides in california. he identifies as heterosexual and is currently single. a list of his desired connections are located beneath the cut - if anything catches your eye, send me a message here or on discord.

PLATONIC CONNECTIONS ;

they're bestie coded

ride or die

dated the same person, but now they're friends

exes who are now friends

unfaithful friends ( always spilling each others secrets )

protective older friend

unlikely friends

partners in crime

more than friends, they’re like ~siblings~

party friends

friends that are a good influence on each other

friends that are a bad influence on each other

confidant

acquaintance

ROMANTIC CONNECTIONS ;

exes ( ended on good terms )

ex wife - keleigh sperry

exes ( ended on underdetermined terms )

sparked a romance rumor or two

friends with benefits

matched on raya and went on a date ( good / bad up to us )

flirtationship

pr relationship

full circle relationship ( always breaking up and getting back together )

exes who still have feelings for each other

one night stand

ENEMIES / MISC CONNECTIONS ;

ex friends

frenemies

his celeb crush -

rivals

superficial friends

oh my god and they were room-mates

[mitvller]

you know, it's been far too long since we last hung out, daise. and i'm not saying i'm a little hurt and offended, but i might be. what's keeping you so busy? and what's a guy gotta do to grab your attention for a moment?

@hqdaisy

[mitvller]

i'm not cool, or hip enough to be a madison beer fan. but i want to be. so tell me, where do i need to start? is there an older track i need to start with, or can i be a super fake new fan and just delve right into your latest release?

@luxemadison

[mitvller]

when we have to do promo for eternity i'm pitching that you and i get paired up, okay? i just need to know that you have my back and you're not going to leave me all on my lonesome while you do press with lizzie. deal?

@callumtrner

[mitvller]

i feel like you're the reigning princess of apple tv at the moment, aren't you? the apple of their eye, if you will. should i pitch my ideas for a sequel to the gorge to you, then? i feel like if you bring them up, then we're more likely to get a yes than if i do it. i have some good ones, too. anything to work with you again, really.

@msanyatj

[sydneyluxe]

People keep going on about that scene with you and Glen on the beach in Top Gun and I fear that it has overtaken my tiktok FYP once again. This brings me to the question of when are you getting back to making another movie? People would greatly appreciate the more topless scenes. I'm the people. @mitvller

[mitvller]

you know what they say, sweeney. the algorithm knows you better than you know yourself. but we won't read into why that's overtaken your tiktok fyp. another top gun? that one sits with tom, i'm afraid. but i'll be sure to let him know that the people, aka you, would greatly appreciate the topless scenes. i'm sure that'll have great pull and we'll be back on set asap.

[hayleyluxe]

Hayley: who is your source? They might be a lot correct there.

Hayley: it’s tempting. Put in some effort, teller.

Hayley: in all seriousness, our dating and sex past doesn’t really matter. If you want forgiveness, you got it.

Hayley: feel better?

[mitvller]

miles: a smart friend, apparently. miles: are you saying i didn't put effort into my initial apology? miles: not really. i feel like you're just saying what i want to hear, to be honest.

[kelsxaballerini]

do you ever think about food you got on vacation and are sad that you can’t have it all the time? last time i was in paris i had the most insane desert and i don’t even remember the name of where we were. might need to go on a mission around everywhere in the city until i find the right one. @mitvller

[mitvller]

honestly, no. not really. it must have been some dessert if you're randomly thinking about it, though. have you got any idea where to start, or are you just going to be wondering around paris asking to skip straight to the dessert menu?

[msmargotelise]

with all the love from 'the gorge' are you working on something new or enjoying some much deserved down time to relax? i also hope you and the cast celebrated a job well done because it was amazing. i'm working myself, but also been a bit into random phone games lately. i started playing a food one it's called food stylist. // @mitvller

[mitvller]

i've got a bit of time off before getting back into it. i don't like to work too hard. nah, i kid. but it is important to have that work life balance, isn't it? it's taken me awhile to get that in check. thank-you. we worked quite hard on that one, so it's nice to see it being received well. i'm not surprised to hear that you're working - quite in demand, aren't you? what're you working on at the moment? that sounds the opposite of riveting, margs. not going to lie.

[purncllella]

how long are you going to keep this up? i know things got a bit...messy but i really never meant for it to go down that way. i thought that we were, at the very least, mates? or are you determined to hold this grudge forever? @mitvller

[mitvller]

are you being for real? i blew my fucking life up for you, ella. but sure, yeah - it got messy. we're not mates. so yeah, i'll keep on holding this grudge if you don't mind.

[mitvller]

you've got me down so bad and missing you, that i'm working my way through the glen powell cinematic universe. starting with scream queens obviously. do you feel like you peaked with chad?

@glcnpcwcll

[pilvimarja]

[mitvller]

hey, little miss oscar winner. are you busy filming, or do you have time to hang out with your favorite person? that's me, by the way. we've still got to celebrate that win of yours, mate.

@mikeyluxe

[mitvller]

text message - hayley 🎤

miles: so, i've since heard from a reliable source that apologies via text don't hit. miles: but i have a feeling that you'd screen my calls? so tell me, what's a guy to do about that, williams?

[taylcraswlft]

So, now thst you're in the Taylor Swift cinematic universe, I hope you've put that bad boy on your resume. Not sure anyone else cares, but to me that's the most prestigious thing anyone could be known for. Just kidding, but it was so much fun to film that music video with you. It's been a while since we last saw each other and that's just tragic. What's new with you? @mitvller

[mitvller]

oh, yeah. it's in prime fucking position, swift. that little film with tom? pfft, doesn't even come close to touching i bet you think about me. all jokes aside, it's a very cool club to be part of and i'm honored that you let me be a part of that one. super tragic. what's up with that? i know you've been busy taking over the entire world, but i can't help but feel like you're ignoring me. brutal. i'm good, mate. just keeping busy with work. how about you? what've you been getting up to now that tour of yours has wrapped up?

[hailsbaldwiiin]

listen, teller, you are starting to make me get a complex. we agreed to a lunch date forever ago and it still hasn't happened. have i been replaced? i feel like i have possibly been replaced. i swear i'm just in a bit of a dramatic mood but seriously, i'd love to hang out sometime soon. @mitvller

[mitvller]

replaced? no, no. i could never, hails. i'm just simply the worst at following through with plans, ya know? but i don't want to be responsible for you developing a complex, gorgeous. so we'll have to rectify this as soon as possible, alright? i'll even sweeten the deal by bringing bugsy.

[glcnpcwcll]

glenpowell: missing you longtime, boyfriend. @mitvller

[mitvller]

@.milesteller commented: missing you more, pookie.