[catchymemes]

[thebootydiaries]

[sixpenceee]

And this is why science teachers are not asked to monitor recess

[sixpenceee]

Meet the Halloween mouse with a pumpkin. Link.

[sixpenceee]

This spot on I-80 in Wyoming is known as the Highway to Heaven

[mysharona1987]

[arobotmadeforjerkinu]

[crossbills]

[typography-is-cool]

[zoomine]

[cntnd]

It took me less than 5 minutes to sign up here! Nielsen is completely legit. They already pay people to watch TV, now they’re gonna pay me to watch vine compilations.. I’m truly living in 3018 y’all

[nircotine]

This is it… I’ve finally found it.. MY DREAM JOB

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

[collegehackable]

As a broke student who sometimes has sleep for dinner, Nielsen is amazing and I completely vouch for them. To maximize your earnings, you should definitely sign up on your computer and mobile devices since you’ll get paid for each device that you connect. Also, Nielsen gives away $10,000 each month! For each device you keep their app installed on, you’ll get entered once into the sweepstakes. The top prize earners both take home $1,000 and 400 people win cash prizes.

[besottedmoon]

do it ya bitch earned $50 already

[divinemissmolly]

“Exhausted witch” is a mood though lol

[iraffiruse]

Gotta work on that spacing

[qregrimaldis-deactivated2022111]

y'all what the fuck was bull tit anus tryna be tho

[formerprincewille]

ALDKAKSKAK

[gnusnoteunuchs]

experiment goal: to determine whether smarties are an effective tea sweetener

hypothesis: smarties will sweeten the tea, but also introduce unwelcome flavor profiles due to their flavoring

procedure: procured one cup (≈12 fl oz) of Barry’s Tea Gold Blend black tea, hot. added 2/3 of a single roll of smarties candy (10 candies). wait for candies to dissolve, then stir well. tea will be sampled after stirring concludes.

[gnusnoteunuchs]

addendum: control group was used. control sample consisted of one cup of the same type of tea, sweetened with white sugar. results will depend on the relative tastes of the control and smarties tea

[gnusnoteunuchs]

results: smarties tea was significantly more bitter and less sweet than sugar tea. additionally, the smarties failed to dissolve in the expected manner, and when stirred, ended up breaking down into particulates that refused to dissolve. 

conclusions: because of the chemical/structural makeup of smarties, they do not function well as an ad hoc tea sweetener because of their reluctance to break down. it may be the case that crushed smarties would work better, but this experiment was intended to study how normal, uncrushed smarties would work as a sweetener

[thenerdyindividual]

[marisatomay]

y’all ever see a sibling interaction in media and just know….it was written by an only child

[marisatomay]

the thing about siblings is I wanted a dog and I got a younger sister and then a younger brother instead and you love them and would die for them but you’re also ready to take them out at any second zero (0) hesitation and because you’re forced to spend all of your time with these other humans for like the first 20 years of your lives all of that love and anger manifests itself into sarcasm and arguments and tricking them into doing stupid shit that you knew would end bad and it’s all surrounded by a constant refrain of “don’t tell mom”

I don’t know a single set of siblings that shows their love and devotion to each other by always getting along and always being super affectionate and supportive all while calling each other “big sis” and “little bro” (if i wanted to be that condescending I would do better than pointing out birth order) but that doesn’t mean they don’t love each other it’s just shown in different ways

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[surprisebitch]

this is a rollercoaster

[gif-giz]