omelas adult

I am an enigma. I am ungovernable. I am god's perfect angel and I am never going to die. I'm an adult don't block me horny blogs.

[despazito]

[havinghorns]

Someone has been slowly over the last few months making an avant garde art installation out of an abandoned Boston Market/Checkers. Their signboard messages keep getting torn down so their latest move was to make a flag of a photo of their previous masterpiece "PENIS WIGS FOR SAL" and run it up the flag pole

[hellenhighwater]

There's a stray cat outside and I leaned down to look out the bathroom window to see her and inadvertently turned myself into a perch for Malice

Girl how is this easier than just jumping into the windowsill. get off

[hellenhighwater]

Attempted to close the window and she immediately got her beans in the way. Window reopened.

[tsarina-anadyomene]

guy who's against monasticism because it genetically selects against religiosity

[objectophiliac]

none of these words are in the time cube webpage

[myfootyrthroat]

I think some of y'all would really benefit from learning the scope of power of various political offices.

[smegorl]

Are you trying to tell me my local schoolboard doesn't have the ability to declare a unilateral ceasefire with iran?

[myfootyrthroat]

If they try hard enough and are pure of heart... still no.

[epicsause-official]

so the wikipedia page for this defunct company has a tiny bit of funny phrasing in its opening paragraph:

now because i know wikipedia editors Don't Like It When Wikipedia Is Funny i looked at the talk page and it did not dissapoint

[findchaos]

We visited an old glass factory that was converted into a park and the photos can get very surreal.

[sourcreammachine]

[dduane]

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

(See also the video here from ITN.)

[wokefrogvirus]

let’s have a blast with mama

[oblivioustoast]

photographer credit from the notes!

[augustdementhe]

YAY, CREDIT. Go buy a print from him, if you're so inclined:

SHOP | kunalphotography

[capnsoapy]

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

[capnsoapy]

Transition timeline; 99999 days on Aperture Science homebrew œstradiol

[moral-autism]

See, the thing is, GlaDOS canonically tries to poke at whatever she thinks Chell might have as an insecurity. There's no way she wouldn't try to trigger dysphoria or otherwise be transphobic to a transgender Chell, regardless of her personal beliefs.

[oneheadtoanother]

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[fern--theplant]

i can't believe berdly literally references this lmao

[stuckonaslide]

If he references this one, my life will be complete.

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[escuerzoresucitado]

[clownboybebop]

Did they let the fucking guy out

[antimony-ore]

[hbmmaster]

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

[hbmmaster]

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for