[bahtmun-deactivated20240623]

The First Task

[jdfnpaiuwbd]

horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis

me: omg that is so me how did they do that

[donnydonowitz]

Cameron Frye, this one’s for you.

[spacegoat-herder-blog-deactivat]

New cover for Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury. “The spine is screen-printed with a matchbook striking paper surface, so the book itself can be burned.”

[sixxofcrows]

WHO THE FUCK WOULD BURN A BOOK

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

have u read fahrenheit 451

[pobrecosta-deactivated20111030-]

[jdfnpaiuwbd]

PRINCE OF WHALES.

[artjonak]

The great-great-great grandchildren of Dickens take a selfie with him on his 202nd birthday.

[dicktouching-deactivated2018012]

this is a very important thing that everyone needs to see.

[i-am-maxipad]

thats way too cute

[brokeneleven]

I wish I was related to Dickens. I’d probably cry myself to sleep every night in happiness. 

[officialsharks]

hello son we need to talk about your report card. you have all As. we didnt raise you to be a fucking nerd what the hell is wrong with you

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

[putting-it-in-putin]

[jdfnpaiuwbd]

me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!

me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row

[hohoehoes]

people who are full of hate and negativity r exhausting to be around wtf go play with a dog

[endoshan]

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

[sidethots]

"hate’s a strong word"

[emotional-algebra]

My philosophy is: It’s none of my business what people say of me, and think of me. I am what I am, and I do what I do. I expect nothing, and accept everything. And it makes life so much easier.

Anthony Hopkins (via lucidsin)

[100493503004422]

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

[lindsaylohoean-deactivated20160]

me when i know a person is adding stuff that didn’t happen into a story just so they look cooler in front of a group of people

[sweeterthananywine]

aw that sucks :(

me as a professional therapist (via warrior-longbottom)

[gallifreyfalls]

Pranks behind the scenes.