bitter as mustard greens

used to be a porn blog but now porn is illegal i guess so i’m just a regular blog i’ll still sell u my nudes tho (kik is raybeanie)

[niyarest]

rb to change your fate

[snulbug2]

[stylefeld]

[nevver]

All I know, Tom Polo

[thealphapigeon]

Ya’ll talk about the Mom Friend and the Older Sibling Friend but I hear nothing about the Goblin Friend

Eats food up off the floor screaming something about the five second rule

Sweatpants count as a look

Throws everything in a pile on the nearest surface as soon as they’re home

“Haha that’s gross let me see”

Hoards of some sort. Mugs, pens, notebooks, anything

Sitting in a dark room for hours wrapped up in seven blankets in front of a laptop unblinking

Makes weird noise effects to express emotions

Laying on random surfaces

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[theroyaltenenblarghs]

[butterflypeaflowertea]

awards season is NOT about movies and NOT about artistry. it's, and i cannot stress this enough, about pretty women in dresses

[beggars-opera]

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

[genuinerascal]

[porterr-robinson]

[xxziggystardust]

[robertdeniro]

Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

what the fuck is bandersnatch. what the fuck is bird box. i am watching fantastic four rise of the silver surfer

[crystlcastl]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wait

[cursedcatimages]

[sweeterthananywine]

why do i have an icon on mobile but not on desktop. i hate this website

[babbydriver]

she’s so compelling..I FELT every twist and turn of this monologue