Seeing Green

Envy - they/them - 175 years old || IC modern AU/canon divergent Envy the Jealous RP blog from FMA:B || icon by ghostly-tart Nav

[jealousyincarnate]

aand we're LIVE!

this is a character-run blog for Envy the Jealous from FMA:B! canon-divergent, multiverse bullshit-afflicted, modern AU!

Nav

[rpmemegraveyard]

send me questions you have about my character!

anything and everything. favorites. thoughts on people, on events. what they would do in a certain situation. how things would be different if something had/hadn’t happened. simple questions, complex questions. have at it!

[jealousyincarnate]

According to Gluttony, hair tastes better raw. Attached to its owner, preferably.

[dear-ao3]

[jealousyincarnate]

Oh, I guess I should give you all a brief life update because a lot has happened these past few months, I've been doing some self-reflection and I've really been--

Just kidding! I haven't been working on myself, I'm not a better person than I was before, and I never will be! I sure hope I didn't fool anyone there, because that would've been about as convincing as Gluttony saying he hasn't eaten anyone this week.

[thegaymertrainer]

We ❤️ short kings here

[thatsbelievable]

[cyberneticlagomorph]

I don't get paid until the 11th of August, so if I could get a few bucks to get necessities with until then that would be amazing.

Most of my money is going towards transportation to and from work rn.

I'm only asking for $20-30 max

Tw for deadname jumpscare

[jealousyincarnate]

What've I been doing for the past 6 months?

Ehhh..... Nunya, that's what! Get off my ass!

[jealousyincarnate]

I've had this blog for one slutty, slutty year.

Also hi, I'm back! Bet you all missed me while I was gone, huh?

[jealousyincarnate]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING INSIGNIFICANT PIPSQUEAK GERM SO SMALL YOU CAN'T SEE HIM WITH A MICROSCOPE

Hahaha, so it was you, pipsqueak! Nice to see you're as short-tempered as ever!

[jealousyincarnate]

//envy literally inviting callouts: HEY WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING ME OUT LIKE THAT??

[jealousyincarnate]

Seriously! How fucking wrong can you get? I don't want to be loved, that's disgusting! I'm above all that bullshit!!

[jealousyincarnate]

You're my cousin you already know why I hate you

Well, I only have two cousins-- Pipsqueak, is that you?? :D

Or is this the little tin man? Either way, hi! Have a horrible day!

[jealousyincarnate]

Actually I think I'll go ahead and invite everyone to share everything they hate about me. Go on, don't be shy! :)

[jealousyincarnate]

//doll envy doll envy doll envy

highkey makes me want to write an au in which father is a dollmaker who creates living dolls (the homunculi) by putting human souls into life-size porcelain dolls. but they're like. still a group of villains. i would have to also figure out what the protagonists are up to though i guess like would everything else about amestris stay the same but just instead of being able to create human vessels for his vices somehow he would have to construct them from porcelain. how would this even work. but now. i am intrigued. and somewhat inspired but not sure what to do with tht inspiration fjlkkajfka

[jealousyincarnate]

Be honest : How do you feel about your Father?

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What, do you expect me to say I loved him? I can't! I can't love anyone!! Because he made me this way!

He damn well made sure I could fear him, though.

...But I feel lost without him, and I don't know what to do with myself.

UUUUUUUGH!!! I HATE YOU!! Never fucking ask me about Father again!!!!