The Savior

[jebus-posting]

[jebus-posting]

doyou have a favorite festive food??? +) - @asylum-patient-posting

Oh, now this is a good question!

I am rather partial to pies, especially apple pie, thought meat pies are good too.

And what about you? Which food do you prefer for the hollidays?

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

guh

i fink im adopted because after looking at myself in the mirror for twenty seconds ive realised i look ljke neither of thos people

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

who the fuck did they steal me fromm

[2bposting]

Here's a hint: Take a look at what technology the Agency has available and rethink your question

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

gun?

[jebus-posting]

...Cloning.

You're a clone.

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

Hmmmmmmmm.....

no

lies

im not a clone im cod +D

[jebus-posting]

Yes, you're a clone named Cod.

There are many clones with different names in the Agency.

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

guh

i fink im adopted because after looking at myself in the mirror for twenty seconds ive realised i look ljke neither of thos people

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

who the fuck did they steal me fromm

[2bposting]

Here's a hint: Take a look at what technology the Agency has available and rethink your question

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

gun?

[jebus-posting]

...Cloning.

You're a clone.

[auditor-posting]

I am the smartest employer also. In case you were wondering.

[hank-posting]

( ´_ゝ｀)

[jebus-posting]

Very debatable.

[auditor-posting]

No it is not.

[jebus-posting]

Yes it is.

As far as I know, the other Employers haven't continuously lost to Hank.

[auditor-posting]

It is not as if Stygian has been able to successfully keep Hank within The Other Place.

[jebus-posting]

But it's not like Stugian has an entire Agency against them.

[auditor-posting]

I am the smartest employer also. In case you were wondering.

[hank-posting]

( ´_ゝ｀)

[jebus-posting]

Very debatable.

[auditor-posting]

No it is not.

[jebus-posting]

Yes it is.

As far as I know, the other Employers haven't continuously lost to Hank.

[auditor-posting]

I am the smartest employer also. In case you were wondering.

[hank-posting]

( ´_ゝ｀)

[jebus-posting]

Very debatable.

[atp-eng-posting]

i made a dissonance powered car by the way

[jebus-posting]

Absolutely horrible idea, I'm very interested.

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[stygian-posting]

You all had quite a few questions for me last time I offered to do one of these... Is there anything else I can possibly answer for you all, regarding the afterlife, or any inquiries about the world around you? I'll do my best to get to each one!

[jebus-posting]

...I suppose I am curious. What is like to govern the Other Place?

[stygian-posting]

This, I wouldn't be able to tell you, as I don't actually govern it. My job entails guiding souls there- once they're processed, however, my domain ends. None of us really have a handle on it, besides Auditor's rather.... ill-advised encroachment- which is... Quite possibly the reason Nevada was ever facing a shortage of S-3LFs in the first place.

[jebus-posting]

I see! That does explain quite a lot, then. Thank you for the explanation.

Then I suppose I shall amend my wording: what is like to guide souls to the Other Place?

[stygian-posting]

Humm. It's rather difficult to describe, as it's been my job since the dawn of time- I don't have quite as much experience in anything else to accurately compare it to anything else.

I suppose, though, it's fulfilling- and bittersweet. Every given soul to the Other Place is a new life waiting to be born, and that's the easiest way for me to look at it- I aid in creation as much as destruction. And, I'd rather there be some sort of comforting force for S-3LFs on their way out- if no one else is capable of providing such a thing, I consider myself lucky to have the ability to do so!

Death is an unfortunate reality, but a necessary one. I do what I can to make the whole process painless. When we inevitably meet for the final time, I hope to make it as kind to you as laying down to bed.

[jebus-posting]

That is very kind view of the process.

Thank you both for your words and your time.

[stygian-posting]

You all had quite a few questions for me last time I offered to do one of these... Is there anything else I can possibly answer for you all, regarding the afterlife, or any inquiries about the world around you? I'll do my best to get to each one!

[jebus-posting]

...I suppose I am curious. What is like to govern the Other Place?

[stygian-posting]

This, I wouldn't be able to tell you, as I don't actually govern it. My job entails guiding souls there- once they're processed, however, my domain ends. None of us really have a handle on it, besides Auditor's rather.... ill-advised encroachment- which is... Quite possibly the reason Nevada was ever facing a shortage of S-3LFs in the first place.

[jebus-posting]

I see! That does explain quite a lot, then. Thank you for the explanation.

Then I suppose I shall amend my wording: what is like to guide souls to the Other Place?

[hank-posting]

makin g soup today suggest. ingredience

[hank-posting]

done

[jebus-posting]

Have you tasted it yet?

[hank-posting]

i did its good tastes like meat and metal and potato and maybe seasoning

[jebus-posting]

...Did you seriously put metal in your soup.

[stygian-posting]

You all had quite a few questions for me last time I offered to do one of these... Is there anything else I can possibly answer for you all, regarding the afterlife, or any inquiries about the world around you? I'll do my best to get to each one!

[jebus-posting]

...I suppose I am curious. What is like to govern the Other Place?

[hank-posting]

makin g soup today suggest. ingredience

[hank-posting]

done

[jebus-posting]

Have you tasted it yet?

[hank-posting]

makin g soup today suggest. ingredience

[jebus-posting]

Potatoes.

[hank-posting]

congrats on being the first to not suggest anothr meat

[jebus-posting]

You're welcome.

Maybe also add carrots.

[hank-posting]

makin g soup today suggest. ingredience

[jebus-posting]

Potatoes.

[hiveslug-posting]

mmmamamaama

[jebus-posting]

Oh! Hello there, little creature. Are you lost?

[hiveslug-posting]

mamammmma?? mamamashdg mamaa???

[jebus-posting]

Are you looking for your mama? Do you want my help?

[hiveslug-posting]

mebmherbebhb ✨🌟❤

[jebus-posting]

Okay, little one, I will help you.

Do you know when or where you last saw them?

[hiveslug-posting]

🏢🏢🏢🌟💥✨✨❤❤ bebebfggnn hehesh wehhg

[jebus-posting]

Oh dear. The building they were in exploded? Do you have anyone else that you know?

[gonne-posting]

...Christoff. Do you know where hiveslugs come from.

[jebus-posting]

What do you think.

[gonne-posting]

Now I am just growing more and more concerned. That is not a yes or no answer.

[jebus-posting]

Sighs. Yes, Gonne, I know. I hoped my sarcasm was evident through the screen, but it was clearly not.

[gonne-posting]

You using sarcasm is like an old man figuring out the wifi password.

[jebus-posting]

Haha, old man jokes, like you're so young yourself. (Hint: You're not)