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𝐽𝐸𝑂𝑁 𝐽𝑈𝑁𝐺𝐾𝑂𝑂𝐾. 1/8 𝑂𝐹 𝐵𝑇𝑆. 𝑇𝑊𝐸𝑁𝑇𝑌-𝐸𝐼𝐺𝐻𝑇 (this account is strictly for roleplay purposes only)

[jecnjkook]

meet 𝐉𝐄𝐎𝐍 𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐊; main vocalist, maknae & center of bts. 28, he/him, cis man from south korea. residing in seoul, south korea. bisexual, & single.

𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂.

best friends: kim namjoon, kim seokjin, min yoongi, jung hoseok, kim taehyung, park jimin.

soulmate:

confidants.

role model.

ride or die: park jimin.

childhood friends.

drunk friends, aka two people who do not spend time together sober but get along only when drunk.

online friends.

secret friends, aka friends who do not hang around in the public eye as their family or friends may not get along.

enemies to friends.

wing(wo)men.

squad.

sibling like friends.

platonic soulmates.

friends over holiday.

unlikely friends.

positive influence.

seem like a married couple.

former lovers to friends.

new friends, aka friends who just met.

𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂.

flirtationship.

one night stand.

second first kiss, aka the first kiss they head with someone of the same gender.

one sided romance.

friends with benefits.

blind date.

possible match, aka someone who friends think is perfect for your character and they’re being set up together.

forbidden romance.

exes on good terms: omar rudberg.

exes on bad terms.

tinder match.

first love.

love / hate.

unrequited crush.

celebrity crush.

previously friendzoned.

summer romance.

friends with benefits.

enemies with benefits.

childhood crush / lover.

experimented with their sexuality together.

one leads the other on.

beard.

publicity partner.

one night stand or fling that was regretted later.

𝐍𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄.

enemies.

former (best) friends.

fell for the same person & fought over them.

life long enemies, aka two people who have been enemies ever since they remember but have forgotten the reason for their dislike.

frenemies.

share a secret, aka two people who have a giant secret together but are constantly afraid the other will rat them out.

rivals, direct opposition.

negative influence.

mutual jealousy.

competition.

current lover’s ex, former lover’s current partner.

[prkjiminie]

maybe, probably. i think yoongi hyung would let you get away with quite literally anything. any of us would, really. you're just our little baby. not up close ... hm, sounds like you're thinking about my dick a little too much. something you wanna tell me, kookie? of course you did! you and everyone else out there thought it was fucking hilarious. it's fine, what's the saying? hot people have ibs? this just proves it, then. you'll always be my moral support regardless of my tummy acting up, we're in this for life now. yellow baby rice ... may legitimately be the funniest thing you've ever said. you want me to get tiktok?! i've barely figured out instagram, i think tiktok might break my brain.

[jecnjkook]

facts, my friend. with everything i deal with on a daily basis, it's only fair i get a bit of special treatment. man, i'm pushing thirty… well, to be completely fair and not at all weird about it, it happens… why you ask? because i spend a ridiculous amount of time around grown men… i'm not even sure i remember what boobs look like at this point… that last part was said with tears in my eyes and trembling lips. when and where did anyone ever say that? always and forever, you and me. i don't think you'll ever get rid of me. that's the funniest thing i've ever said? glad my stupidity makes you laugh, hyung… c'mon! if hobi can figure it out, so can you.

[lilireinh]

isn't euphoria your song? i see and appreciate the subtle promo. i feel like i'm about to find myself in another tiktok rabbit hole if i look you guys up, i'm not sure i need that. only the three of you? not even jin? that's cold, i think all seven of you are top tier personally. you know i was joking, what would i do if the gorgeous, handsome, tall guy wasn't my friend?

[jecnjkook]

sure, but that song is basically about my love for my members—not the kind i was referring to here. and why is that? plenty of others have done the same and turned out relatively normal. hey, i think they're all beautiful, but those two are also the ones telling me daily how perfect i am. maknae privileges. i don't know, lil… you tell me?

[calisverse]

Are You Sure (Season One, South Korea) Episode 3

Taehyung and Jungkook cuddling.

[prkjiminie]

i don't think i needed the visual, even the yoongi hyung in your head is probably cussing you out right now. okay, first of all, a corndog in a stadium is crazy. what do you know about my dick? you wanna fight? there's so much shame in millions of people watching me shit myself!! i still can't believe that aired, considering all the stuff they cut. of course you're next to me laughing, i wouldn't expect anything else. why are you eating couscous? then good! we'll find a place, i told yoongi hyung to come too and he's not gonna say no. hey! i get jokes. sometimes. it's not my fault you're chronically online and i'm not, your references make no sense to me. socks and shoes secured, i'm on my way.

[jecnjkook]

and we both know i probably deserve whatever he's saying… inside my own head. you seem to forget i've seen it plenty—just not up close, let me make that clear, because i'm not a creep. please, i think the only one who found it shameful was you. me? i thought it was the best fucking thing that's ever happened. exactly—but i'll always be your moral support when your stomach's acting up. hyung, i genuinely thought it was yellow baby rice, but it turned out to be something completely different. i knew what couscous was, i'd just never tried it plain before. which reminds me, i still need to convince you to get a tiktok account. join the dark side, jimin-ssi.

[miinyngi]

would you be you if you didn't eat some of our food? we can order a couple dishes just in case, don't worry. i know you like to try it all. hmm, he may be catching up on sleep or exploring on his own. it's been a while since we've been in new york.

[jecnjkook]

no... no it would not. i just thought that since we've been deprived of homemade dishes, that i would at least give you a heads up. have i told you that you're my favorite.. at least right now? true, but bros before sleep.

[jecnjkook]

yoongi hyung! jimin talked about going on an adventure to track down a decent korean restaurant, so this is me saying that since it'd look weird if i ordered more than two meals on the menu—not including the side dishes—whatever you're having, i'm tasting it. same goes for jimin. i'd invite v hyung but i can't track him down for some fucking reason. ( @miinyngi )

[yoongikook]

Jungkook @ Spotify x BTS: SWIMSIDE

[prkjiminie]

i don't think i needed the visual, even the yoongi hyung in your head is probably cussing you out right now. okay, first of all, a corndog in a stadium is crazy. what do you know about my dick? you wanna fight? there's so much shame in millions of people watching me shit myself!! i still can't believe that aired, considering all the stuff they cut. of course you're next to me laughing, i wouldn't expect anything else. why are you eating couscous? then good! we'll find a place, i told yoongi hyung to come too and he's not gonna say no. hey! i get jokes. sometimes. it's not my fault you're chronically online and i'm not, your references make no sense to me. socks and shoes secured, i'm on my way.

[jecnjkook]

the day yoongi hyung stops cussing at me is the day he's officially blind and deaf to my existence. i said i was sorry, alright? didn't mean to offend your dick, even though, let's be honest, you in general is lacking a few centimeters all around, just saying. if anything, i like to think that trip brought us closer. you shit yourself and i still love you. okay, i ate couscous because it kinda looked like rice and i was starving.. i warned you, these food trucks are weird as hell. yoongi's coming? perfect, i'll download psy so i can annoy him. and you really should get a tiktok account and join me, hobi hyung and taetae.

[jkjmbtsarmy]

260325 Jungkook TikTok update (with Taehyung)

[lilireinh]

have i recovered from working with the biggest band in the world? i'll give you one guess. is there a support group for this sort of thing? hmm ... gorgeous, handsome, tall guy ... i'm sure you mean rm. right? he's so dreamy. if they suck and swallow they sound like my kinda people, i might be reevaluating this friendship between you and me now.

[jecnjkook]

no, but i can definitely redirect you to a tiktok bulletin board where you can talk to other people who might experience euphoria just from looking at us… that is what you’re feeling, right? i'm just going to pretend i didn't hear that, because while he is beautiful, there's no one quite like me… maybe jimin and taehyung .. but they praise me daily, so i've got to give something back. you go ahead and do that.

[prkjiminie]

i don't know ... psy sunbaenim is probably tryna cuddle with yoongi hyung. and i don't blame him. he could be a fantastic cuddler, you and i are just probably never gonna know. do not call your dick mega dick, you fucking dork. it's not even that big, chill. they didn't cut enough!! did they need to show me suffering? now everyone knows i have ibs ... disgusting. what happened to preserving the idol image? my life is so hard ... mhm, sticking to hotel food sounds like the way to go. or maybe we could go find a nice korean restaurant. i don't know about ramyeon but he was definitely cooking up some beats in there when i went to disturb him! we should take him for korean food too, he doesn't know when to shut off his work brain. the .... oh i get it. not that! am i? probably because i'm biased, and probably because it's true. i could go now! stay out then, i'll come meet you.

[jecnjkook]

i fucking can't. i can just picture psy sneaking up behind hyung, wrapping an arm around his waist and whispering "i got it from my daddy" my stomach actually hurts from laughing… i'm dead. whoa! ... whoa! relax. my dick is pretty big, thank you very much. yours would be like throwing a corndog into a stadium…i'm sorry, i didn't mean that. you've just got a sensitive gut, mooch. there's absolutely no shame in shitting yourself in front of millions, and if it makes you feel any better, i'll be right there next to you… laughing. we could do that, though. i'm in desperate need of some properly cooked rice. what the fuck even is couscous… i'm pretty sure he was cooking something, unless my senses are just messing with me. look at you being quick today .. usually takes you five business days to get a joke. stay out? but i just—… fine. remember before you leave, socks first!

[jecnjkook]

so, how've you been since we last spoke? have you recovered from working with six idiots and one gorgeous, handsome, tall guy? it's me … in case you didn't realise, i'm clearly talking about myself here. if the others object, don't listen to them 'cause they suck and swallow.. ( @lilireinh )

[jecnjkook]

you know what's on my bucket list, carpenter? to do a collab with you. before you even question it, just picture it for a second … let it sink in before you completely reject the idea. i honestly think we'd deliver one fuck of a summer banger, plus it'd be fun watching jimin and tae drool. ( @fckbrina )

[justapieceintheirgames]

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[prkjiminie]

it could be a lot of sergeants, we don't know. i'm pretty sure they got used to us a month in, it's kinda hard not to. saying megatron has a big dick is kind of disturbing. mega dick, no thank you. after a point the big can be too big. it is a sensitive topic!! if my stomach hears you and activates diarrhoea mode, i'm blaming you entirely. then i really am gonna sit on you and take a massive shit. you might've been there through all my bodily fluid expulsions, but i'm not letting this be a repeat episode. we've got too much to do. not the ... ? you're a smart kookie, don't listen to anyone else. the smartest kookie in the whole bunch. but yeah, i know what you mean. of course you did. no shopping? i wanna go shopping at some point, you should come with.

[jecnjkook]

it could be psy undercover as a sergeant… though i'm pretty sure you'd freak out if he suddenly cuddled you from behind. legendary, but not really cuddle material, you know? mega dick… i'm fucking crying. that's what i'm calling mine from now on, and if people don't get the reference at least i'm not lying. so, you had a few accidents… at least they got cut from the film. you're good, moochie. okay, okay, i get it… maybe we should just stick to hotel food for now. or do you reckon yoongi's cooking ramyeon in his room? i think i smelt something walking past his door earlier… yes the … i like being the smartest kookie, you know? you're also the only one that tells me that, but i trust you more than anyone, so i believe you. shopping? i'd love that! when… now?

[prkjiminie]

trust me, i know. or did you forget we spent our entire enlistment together? and the trips before and after ... do we spend too much time together? actually no, there's no such thing. i'll spend even more time with you, even if you were secretly megatron. don't bring that up!! why would you say that! you're gonna jinx me, my stomach's holding up so far thank you very much. i miss home too, i miss my bed. i'm ordering everything, get your ass here. what were you even doing out and about?

[jecnjkook]

how could i forget? it's not every sergeant who sneaks into his mate's barracks just for a cuddle. no wonder the others were looking at us like we were a bit too close… but bro, they don't know about us. no such thing! whoa .. imagine if i was megatron… big dick mode activated. why are you acting like it's a sensitive topic, though? i've been right there with you through every diarrhoea episode and whatever other bodily fluids you've got going on .. not the… you know what i mean. same here… doesn't really help that i don't understand half of what's going on around me. i'm not usually the smartest one in the room, but this place somehow makes me feel ten times worse. on my way! see, i went out to grab something to eat and get some fresh air, so i dragged a couple of security guys with me and turned it into a whole quest.