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park jimin of bts. rp purposes only.

[jecnjkook]

and we both know i probably deserve whatever he's saying… inside my own head. you seem to forget i've seen it plenty—just not up close, let me make that clear, because i'm not a creep. please, i think the only one who found it shameful was you. me? i thought it was the best fucking thing that's ever happened. exactly—but i'll always be your moral support when your stomach's acting up. hyung, i genuinely thought it was yellow baby rice, but it turned out to be something completely different. i knew what couscous was, i'd just never tried it plain before. which reminds me, i still need to convince you to get a tiktok account. join the dark side, jimin-ssi.

[prkjiminie]

maybe, probably. i think yoongi hyung would let you get away with quite literally anything. any of us would, really. you're just our little baby. not up close ... hm, sounds like you're thinking about my dick a little too much. something you wanna tell me, kookie? of course you did! you and everyone else out there thought it was fucking hilarious. it's fine, what's the saying? hot people have ibs? this just proves it, then. you'll always be my moral support regardless of my tummy acting up, we're in this for life now. yellow baby rice ... may legitimately be the funniest thing you've ever said. you want me to get tiktok?! i've barely figured out instagram, i think tiktok might break my brain.

[heybaetae]

they've literally been married for fifty years

[prkjiminie]

@miinyngi

[miinyngi]

private: we never get a bunch of time in each spot, but i'm excited we'll be touring again. even if i'm going to miss the comfort of a home-cooked meals. we should cook something when we're back. not that i want any of us sick, we all kind of have a habit of getting sick on tour. one of us is bound to. jimin-ah, i made it through your military service. doesn't mean i want you to go away for months. i like life better when you're around.

[prkjiminie]

private: i know ... and we never get the time to really go out and eat. me too! i think the comeback concert made me miss it even more, i can't wait to be on stage every other night with all of us together again. it's been too long, i missed it. yeah? we should! what are you making me? you better not get sick this time, i remember how sick you were during your solo tour. ohhhhh, so what you're saying is, nothing's changed since i was in the military. noted, understood. aw, hyung, say more cute things like that and i'll forget you said you won't miss me.

[miinyngi]

private: you might see those foods if jungkook gets hungry while you're out. hm, i'm going? okay, for the korean food. if we miss the food now, it'll be worse when we're really on tour. i'll be fine. you've been away longer than a couple hours before, stupid.

[prkjiminie]

private: don't say that, i can't do it anymore. i'm saving my appetite for whatever restaurant we can find. i know ... hopefully we can go visit some of our favourite places in cities we've been to before. we need to eat well for all the endless stops we have, can't be making ourselves sick! oh you'll be fine. why not just say you want me gone, then. rude!

[zndayacolemnn-deactivated202605]

I've seen some wild things over my career but ai images of my "wedding" going viral to the point my friends and family believed them is by far the most questionable, the pictures didn't even look close to believable, and people would have realized that if they really paid attention or questioned why i would be getting married to someone i wasn't even in a relationship with anymore, but that's the internet for you, filled with people blindly believing whatever they see. please tell me a crazy rumor or viral thing that went around about you so i can feel more at peace with my ridiculous problem. @vanitystarters

[prkjiminie]

i think i saw those! although ... you could pretty much tell they were ai right away. they weren't even done all that well? i can't believe your friends and family actually believed ai over you, that really is questionable. well, i don't think i've ever had people make fake wedding photos of me with an ex, but there's been this long standing rumour that i've been dating this person since 2022. it's ridiculous actually, we've never even been seen together, but people like to use bits and pieces of our instagram posts or outfits and make theories out of nothing. it's a bit obsessive, really, but i guess that's just a part of this life.

[jecnjkook]

i fucking can't. i can just picture psy sneaking up behind hyung, wrapping an arm around his waist and whispering "i got it from my daddy" my stomach actually hurts from laughing… i'm dead. whoa! ... whoa! relax. my dick is pretty big, thank you very much. yours would be like throwing a corndog into a stadium…i'm sorry, i didn't mean that. you've just got a sensitive gut, mooch. there's absolutely no shame in shitting yourself in front of millions, and if it makes you feel any better, i'll be right there next to you… laughing. we could do that, though. i'm in desperate need of some properly cooked rice. what the fuck even is couscous… i'm pretty sure he was cooking something, unless my senses are just messing with me. look at you being quick today .. usually takes you five business days to get a joke. stay out? but i just—… fine. remember before you leave, socks first!

[prkjiminie]

i don't think i needed the visual, even the yoongi hyung in your head is probably cussing you out right now. okay, first of all, a corndog in a stadium is crazy. what do you know about my dick? you wanna fight? there's so much shame in millions of people watching me shit myself!! i still can't believe that aired, considering all the stuff they cut. of course you're next to me laughing, i wouldn't expect anything else. why are you eating couscous? then good! we'll find a place, i told yoongi hyung to come too and he's not gonna say no. hey! i get jokes. sometimes. it's not my fault you're chronically online and i'm not, your references make no sense to me. socks and shoes secured, i'm on my way.

[prkjiminie]

private: hi hyung, kookie told me he was out and about so i'm going shopping with him for a bit. and we're also gonna find a korean restaurant for food later, and you're coming! i don't think i can do another day of pizza or pasta. if i see another hot dog i might cry. i know it's really hard, but don't miss me too much while i'm gone, hm? ( @miinyngi )

[jecnjkook]

it could be psy undercover as a sergeant… though i'm pretty sure you'd freak out if he suddenly cuddled you from behind. legendary, but not really cuddle material, you know? mega dick… i'm fucking crying. that's what i'm calling mine from now on, and if people don't get the reference at least i'm not lying. so, you had a few accidents… at least they got cut from the film. you're good, moochie. okay, okay, i get it… maybe we should just stick to hotel food for now. or do you reckon yoongi's cooking ramyeon in his room? i think i smelt something walking past his door earlier… yes the … i like being the smartest kookie, you know? you're also the only one that tells me that, but i trust you more than anyone, so i believe you. shopping? i'd love that! when… now?

[prkjiminie]

i don't know ... psy sunbaenim is probably tryna cuddle with yoongi hyung. and i don't blame him. he could be a fantastic cuddler, you and i are just probably never gonna know. do not call your dick mega dick, you fucking dork. it's not even that big, chill. they didn't cut enough!! did they need to show me suffering? now everyone knows i have ibs ... disgusting. what happened to preserving the idol image? my life is so hard ... mhm, sticking to hotel food sounds like the way to go. or maybe we could go find a nice korean restaurant. i don't know about ramyeon but he was definitely cooking up some beats in there when i went to disturb him! we should take him for korean food too, he doesn't know when to shut off his work brain. the .... oh i get it. not that! am i? probably because i'm biased, and probably because it's true. i could go now! stay out then, i'll come meet you.

[justapieceintheirgames]

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[jecnjkook]

how could i forget? it's not every sergeant who sneaks into his mate's barracks just for a cuddle. no wonder the others were looking at us like we were a bit too close… but bro, they don't know about us. no such thing! whoa .. imagine if i was megatron… big dick mode activated. why are you acting like it's a sensitive topic, though? i've been right there with you through every diarrhoea episode and whatever other bodily fluids you've got going on .. not the… you know what i mean. same here… doesn't really help that i don't understand half of what's going on around me. i'm not usually the smartest one in the room, but this place somehow makes me feel ten times worse. on my way! see, i went out to grab something to eat and get some fresh air, so i dragged a couple of security guys with me and turned it into a whole quest.

[prkjiminie]

it could be a lot of sergeants, we don't know. i'm pretty sure they got used to us a month in, it's kinda hard not to. saying megatron has a big dick is kind of disturbing. mega dick, no thank you. after a point the big can be too big. it is a sensitive topic!! if my stomach hears you and activates diarrhoea mode, i'm blaming you entirely. then i really am gonna sit on you and take a massive shit. you might've been there through all my bodily fluid expulsions, but i'm not letting this be a repeat episode. we've got too much to do. not the ... ? you're a smart kookie, don't listen to anyone else. the smartest kookie in the whole bunch. but yeah, i know what you mean. of course you did. no shopping? i wanna go shopping at some point, you should come with.

[jecnjkook]

bro, my mind is literally just sunshine and boobs, trust me. there's nothing else going on aside from the occasional craving that hits out of nowhere like a big fat transformer attack… which would be kinda sick. imagine bumblebee just pulling up and serving you seaweed soup? alright, suit yourself .. but i can't guarantee you won't be running to the toilet every now and then and keep in mind, these toilets don't talk, soothe or soak your butt. i miss home… big effin yes.

[prkjiminie]

trust me, i know. or did you forget we spent our entire enlistment together? and the trips before and after ... do we spend too much time together? actually no, there's no such thing. i'll spend even more time with you, even if you were secretly megatron. don't bring that up!! why would you say that! you're gonna jinx me, my stomach's holding up so far thank you very much. i miss home too, i miss my bed. i'm ordering everything, get your ass here. what were you even doing out and about?

[jecnjkook]

now that i'm already out and about is there anything you want from the million food trucks i'm passing on my way back to the hotel? i've already tried the hot dog stall, a ramyeon one .. wouldn't recommend, by the way, and a pretzel stand… which is basically just dry bread with sesame seeds. you know what, i'll just surprise you and then you can suffer through the same hell i did. ( @prkjiminie )

[prkjiminie]

i think i just experienced what it's like to live in your head. it is always like this? anyway, yes! i want something from every stand, one thing from each. then i can try all of them, pick my favourite, and you have to eat everything else. that sounds like a good deal to me. i absolutely will not suffer through the same hell you did. just come back and we can get room service, the food at this hotel is supposed to be really good.