Ask the Night at the Museum Exhibits!!

Hi!! Welcome to the Museum of Natural History!! Here are a few ground rules before you start your shift: • No OCs or self‑insert characters. • You can send actions or give the characters stuff (ex: “I hand Jed a cookie”). • Keep it SFW. • Don’t send hate toward characters, actors, or anyone else. • If your ask is for someone specific, say their name. • Nothing super graphic or gory. • The characters answer in‑universe. • I won’t get to every ask, but I’ll try. • Have fun — the museum is already a mess, so feel free to add to it. Good luck, night guard!

[jededavius-shipper]

Welcome, Night Guards

Alright, so… apparently you are the new night guards tonight. Congrats, I guess. The museum gets weird after closing, so don’t panic if something starts moving that shouldn’t.

This blog is basically your way to “communicate” with the exhibits. If you want to ask them something, hand them something, or try to get their attention, go ahead — they’ll respond when they feel like it. Some of them are friendlier than others, so good luck.

The tablet’s glowing, the exhibits are waking up, and you’re on duty now. Have fun out there. And remember:

DON’T LET ANYTHING IN... OR OUT

[jededavius-shipper]

Octavius...Can help me with my history homeworks? About Roman history, please

Octavius looks at you.

“Well, of course, what is it?”

[jededavius-shipper]

We will be so happy together Jed :D

I.. huh????

Jed just stares, super confused.

Since when?!?!?!

[miartoffcial]

Jed :(

you are not happy?...

*feels so sad*

I have to cry after your reaction...

[jededavius-shipper]

Jed then panics, waving his arms defensively.

Now, hold on, Gigantor, I never said I wasn't happy!!-

[miartoffcial]

But from your reaction....

It really seems like you don't care

*feels really sad about it*

you know what...I'm stupid...it's my fault...forget about that...

[jededavius-shipper]

WAIT NO-

He is determined to stop you from leaving.

Yer not stupid, it's not yer fault. I'll come as long as Octy can come too.

Octavius, who happened to be passing by, heard his name.

Pardon?

[miartoffcial]

r-really? You...you want to be adopted? I ca adopt oct too if he wnats

*has a hope*

But...Octavius....I dont think he wants...

[jededavius-shipper]

Wait, hold on.

Jed looks over as his handsome Roman general speaks.

I wouldn't be opposed, actually.

[miartoffcial]

soo...you...you guys want to be adopted? Is not a problem for you?

[jededavius-shipper]

The two share a glance and shrug simultaneously.

I don't see why not...

Jed blinks.

Agreed. As long as I am with him.

Octavius then bows, making Jed snicker.

Ts making me laugh so hard-

[miartoffcial]

Yeeeeeee

You can sign.

(SO HELL YEAH HAPPYY YUPPYYYYYY)

[jededavius-shipper]

The two sign eagerly.

Well, that settles it, I suppose.

Octy smiles as he pulls Jed closer.

Octy, what're ya doin'-

[miartoffcial]

awwww....I gonna die for happiness

You lil cutiesss

[jededavius-shipper]

Jed then turns bright red, unable to respond, while Octavius blushes faintly and clears his throat.

Madam, with all due respect, in what way do you mean this?

[jededavius-shipper]

We will be so happy together Jed :D

I.. huh????

Jed just stares, super confused.

Since when?!?!?!

[miartoffcial]

Jed :(

you are not happy?...

*feels so sad*

I have to cry after your reaction...

[jededavius-shipper]

Jed then panics, waving his arms defensively.

Now, hold on, Gigantor, I never said I wasn't happy!!-

[miartoffcial]

But from your reaction....

It really seems like you don't care

*feels really sad about it*

you know what...I'm stupid...it's my fault...forget about that...

[jededavius-shipper]

WAIT NO-

He is determined to stop you from leaving.

Yer not stupid, it's not yer fault. I'll come as long as Octy can come too.

Octavius, who happened to be passing by, heard his name.

Pardon?

[miartoffcial]

r-really? You...you want to be adopted? I ca adopt oct too if he wnats

*has a hope*

But...Octavius....I dont think he wants...

[jededavius-shipper]

Wait, hold on.

Jed looks over as his handsome Roman general speaks.

I wouldn't be opposed, actually.

[miartoffcial]

soo...you...you guys want to be adopted? Is not a problem for you?

[jededavius-shipper]

The two share a glance and shrug simultaneously.

I don't see why not...

Jed blinks.

Agreed. As long as I am with him.

Octavius then bows, making Jed snicker.

Ts making me laugh so hard-

[miartoffcial]

Yeeeeeee

You can sign.

(SO HELL YEAH HAPPYY YUPPYYYYYY)

[jededavius-shipper]

The two sign eagerly.

Well, that settles it, I suppose.

Octy smiles as he pulls Jed closer.

Octy, what're ya doin'-

[jededavius-shipper]

We will be so happy together Jed :D

I.. huh????

Jed just stares, super confused.

Since when?!?!?!

[miartoffcial]

Jed :(

you are not happy?...

*feels so sad*

I have to cry after your reaction...

[jededavius-shipper]

Jed then panics, waving his arms defensively.

Now, hold on, Gigantor, I never said I wasn't happy!!-

[miartoffcial]

But from your reaction....

It really seems like you don't care

*feels really sad about it*

you know what...I'm stupid...it's my fault...forget about that...

[jededavius-shipper]

WAIT NO-

He is determined to stop you from leaving.

Yer not stupid, it's not yer fault. I'll come as long as Octy can come too.

Octavius, who happened to be passing by, heard his name.

Pardon?

[miartoffcial]

r-really? You...you want to be adopted? I ca adopt oct too if he wnats

*has a hope*

But...Octavius....I dont think he wants...

[jededavius-shipper]

Wait, hold on.

Jed looks over as his handsome Roman general speaks.

I wouldn't be opposed, actually.

[miartoffcial]

soo...you...you guys want to be adopted? Is not a problem for you?

[jededavius-shipper]

The two share a glance and shrug simultaneously.

I don't see why not...

Jed blinks.

Agreed. As long as I am with him.

Octavius then bows, making Jed snicker.

Ts making me laugh so hard-

[jededavius-shipper]

We will be so happy together Jed :D

I.. huh????

Jed just stares, super confused.

Since when?!?!?!

[miartoffcial]

Jed :(

you are not happy?...

*feels so sad*

I have to cry after your reaction...

[jededavius-shipper]

Jed then panics, waving his arms defensively.

Now, hold on, Gigantor, I never said I wasn't happy!!-

[miartoffcial]

But from your reaction....

It really seems like you don't care

*feels really sad about it*

you know what...I'm stupid...it's my fault...forget about that...

[jededavius-shipper]

WAIT NO-

He is determined to stop you from leaving.

Yer not stupid, it's not yer fault. I'll come as long as Octy can come too.

Octavius, who happened to be passing by, heard his name.

Pardon?

[miartoffcial]

r-really? You...you want to be adopted? I ca adopt oct too if he wnats

*has a hope*

But...Octavius....I dont think he wants...

[jededavius-shipper]

Wait, hold on.

Jed looks over as his handsome Roman general speaks.

I wouldn't be opposed, actually.

[jededavius-shipper]

We will be so happy together Jed :D

I.. huh????

Jed just stares, super confused.

Since when?!?!?!

[miartoffcial]

Jed :(

you are not happy?...

*feels so sad*

I have to cry after your reaction...

[jededavius-shipper]

Jed then panics, waving his arms defensively.

Now, hold on, Gigantor, I never said I wasn't happy!!-

[miartoffcial]

But from your reaction....

It really seems like you don't care

*feels really sad about it*

you know what...I'm stupid...it's my fault...forget about that...

[jededavius-shipper]

WAIT NO-

He is determined to stop you from leaving.

Yer not stupid, it's not yer fault. I'll come as long as Octy can come too.

Octavius, who happened to be passing by, heard his name.

Pardon?

[jededavius-shipper]

We will be so happy together Jed :D

I.. huh????

Jed just stares, super confused.

Since when?!?!?!

[miartoffcial]

Jed :(

you are not happy?...

*feels so sad*

I have to cry after your reaction...

[jededavius-shipper]

Jed then panics, waving his arms defensively.

Now, hold on, Gigantor, I never said I wasn't happy!!-

[jededavius-shipper]

We will be so happy together Jed :D

I.. huh????

Jed just stares, super confused.

Since when?!?!?!

[jededavius-shipper]

Dear Jedediah Srong Smith, can I pat you?

Jed looks at you, confused.

I mean sure...? As long as ya don't manhandle me...?

[miartoffcial]

Thanks Jeddy. *gently pats you*

Awww...damn, why are so cute

[jededavius-shipper]

I... oh darn...

Jed pulls his hat over his eyes to hide his blush.

[miartoffcial]

This is basically you Jeddy

[jededavius-shipper]

I... what?? WHERE'D YA GET THAT??

Jed turns red from embarrasment and anger.

[miartoffcial]

Dont ask questions Jed >:)

[jededavius-shipper]

I... I'm askin' questions, where'd ya get that?!

By now, Jed is quite indingnant and is throwing a miniature tantrum.

[miartoffcial]

You dont wanna know it Jeddy, trust me

[jededavius-shipper]

No, I darn well do. Was it Occy?

He crosses his arms and looks at you pointedly.

[jededavius-shipper]

Dear Jedediah Srong Smith, can I pat you?

Jed looks at you, confused.

I mean sure...? As long as ya don't manhandle me...?

[miartoffcial]

Thanks Jeddy. *gently pats you*

Awww...damn, why are so cute

[jededavius-shipper]

I... oh darn...

Jed pulls his hat over his eyes to hide his blush.

[miartoffcial]

This is basically you Jeddy

[jededavius-shipper]

I... what?? WHERE'D YA GET THAT??

Jed turns red from embarrasment and anger.

[miartoffcial]

Dont ask questions Jed >:)

[jededavius-shipper]

I... I'm askin' questions, where'd ya get that?!

By now, Jed is quite indingnant and is throwing a miniature tantrum.

[jededavius-shipper]

Dear Jedediah Srong Smith, can I pat you?

Jed looks at you, confused.

I mean sure...? As long as ya don't manhandle me...?

[miartoffcial]

Thanks Jeddy. *gently pats you*

Awww...damn, why are so cute

[jededavius-shipper]

I... oh darn...

Jed pulls his hat over his eyes to hide his blush.

[miartoffcial]

This is basically you Jeddy

[jededavius-shipper]

I... what?? WHERE'D YA GET THAT??

Jed turns red from embarrasment and anger.

[jededavius-shipper]

Dear Jedediah Srong Smith, can I pat you?

Jed looks at you, confused.

I mean sure...? As long as ya don't manhandle me...?

[miartoffcial]

Thanks Jeddy. *gently pats you*

Awww...damn, why are so cute

[jededavius-shipper]

I... oh darn...

Jed pulls his hat over his eyes to hide his blush.

[jededavius-shipper]

Dear Jedediah Srong Smith, can I pat you?

Jed looks at you, confused.

I mean sure...? As long as ya don't manhandle me...?

[jededavius-shipper]

*introduces Live Action Jed to KRA Jed*

Who... who are you....

LA Jed walks back, horrified.

KRA Jed just stares at him.

You, but taller and ginger.

[jededavius-shipper]

Hey, octavius, jedediah won't shut up. What should I do?

Ah, I see.....

Octavius sighs.

He should shut up once he realizes you aren't listening to him. If not, you'll have to physically shut his mouth.

[scary-harey]

jedediah and octavius get phones somehow (aka jedtavius texts)

[jededavius-shipper]

yas