🖤🖤🖤

“I’ve got to get these sausage rolls finished so screw the measurements..”

[hikes-and-moans]

“Where have you been?” Survival mode. Trying to survive.

[yoursstrulyy99]

Literally

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

do not invite me over to your house if you only use the big light

[pissmamiii]

and i mean that with my chest

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

[sharkchunks]

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

[weedmonger]

[capslockapocalypse]

I couldn’t even read that in my head

[post-store]

$19.99

[midnightglances]

Good morning to everyone except people who film themselves crying and then post it. Their brains should be studied for science

[theowlswalkwithme-blog]

[knightedangel-deactivated202605]

That does suckith, my lord

[escuerzoresucitado]

[the-big-mood]

[waffle4brains]

"I got that dog in me"

The dog in question:

[carryonmysociallyawkwardson]

[braindamaged007-deactivated2024]

[superbabymethod]

serving gunt

[weyounpussyindulgence-deactivat]

It’s her….The Binch

[shamebats]

[depsidase]

[maxbegone]

no context spoiler for the last of us episode 3

[depsidase]

[passingfaes]

Frodo and Renaissance paintings.

[depsidase]

[targetedknowledge]