[omegaversereloaded]

Smoking my clown and/or my beetle

[new-muldul]

Is he old enough to smoke that

Inspired by @/sillysymbol’s art of the robot. Ive been thinking about it daily and needed my own sticker

[brown-forking-weed]

looking for an honest man

but all i can find is this damn manila folder

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

[dadgirlwalking]

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

me and you

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: FOR UNCLE CHARALES DMV: FUCKED Verdict: DENIED

[warabou]

[outofeverythingthisnamewasleft]

Zapotec bat god Camazotz mask.

[oldshowbiz]

[achillesinhighheels]

[markatoto]

dodge this

[sculderand-mully]

some call them…freaks

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Come and See Him

[lonelysummerbreeze]

2011

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[hotvampireadjacent]

[superbabymethod]

not to be a terminal fujoshi but I saw the Prestige for the first time this year and it truly only makes sense if theyre gay. and yet even hugh jackman’s closeted ass can’t make that obvious angle work under the oppressive Criss Angel aesthetics of 2006 that led white boys to believe magic was “cool”

[gaycop]

Babe you’re describe the gob x tony wonder subplot from netflix era arrested development

[superbabymethod]

I meant the christian bales but still…. would that be so wrong?

[hackerfucker]

post credit scene that reveals a 3rd christian bale triplet who was the straight one. actually acting as a body double for them whenever they were performing hetero behavior on screen?

[superbabymethod]

his brothers are obsessed with gay magic and he just really enjoys cheating on women. when he’s not christian bale he’s just wandering around starting and abandoning different families, because that’s as close to the thrill of pretending to be one guy to professionally and psychosexually torture another guy as he can get.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[superbabymethod]

not to be a terminal fujoshi but I saw the Prestige for the first time this year and it truly only makes sense if theyre gay. and yet even hugh jackman’s closeted ass can’t make that obvious angle work under the oppressive Criss Angel aesthetics of 2006 that led white boys to believe magic was “cool”

[gaycop]

Babe you’re describe the gob x tony wonder subplot from netflix era arrested development

[superbabymethod]

I meant the christian bales but still…. would that be so wrong?

[s-u-f-j-a-n-s-t-e-v-e-n-s]

Hell yes. Spring Break 2013. Pop a Molly and get jolly in south beach. New York is a dream to me now.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[superbabymethod]

not to be a terminal fujoshi but I saw the Prestige for the first time this year and it truly only makes sense if theyre gay. and yet even hugh jackman’s closeted ass can’t make that obvious angle work under the oppressive Criss Angel aesthetics of 2006 that led white boys to believe magic was “cool”