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*not horny but masturbates just in case i was*

“This video of this adorable little girl encouraging her Dad while he tries to do her hair, is just what we needed to brighten up our day.” [X]

startrekrenegades

[Dad: How’m I doing on your hair? Child: Good! Dad: Let’s see, do I need more grease? Child: Yes. You need more grease on there. Dad: More grease? And then what? Child: And then you gonna need to brush it, and then you put a band on there. Dad: A band on it? Child: Yeah! Dad: Aww.. Child: You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job! Dad: Aww, thank you, sweetheart, so much! Daddy’s trying, doing the best I can. Thank you so much. Child: You’re welcome! Dad: I’m almost done! Child: You been doing great! Dad: Aw baby, thank you so much, you’re so encouraging to Dad. Thank you. Child: You’re welcome. Dad: I really appreciate you so much. You’re so awesome. Daddy getting your ponytails ready for school.]

gardnerhill

Interrupting all the political ugliness to make you melt with cute.

sangrexderramada

Me as a father

black-to-the-bones-deactivated2

this is so pure

valerie1972

Kids that age are parrots of tone and phrasing. So the whole bit with “You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job!” means that there is at least one adult, if not more, in her life that regularly talks to her that way.

Everything about this video makes me happy.

paper-mario-wiki

asillyandrandomname

I want my husband to have this accent

imthegirlwhowaited

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient

990000

source

grossgiirl-deactivated20200228

This is how I used to teach a couple of students how to create vehicles or weird creatures when they had trouble coming up with ideas

winterlong

I used to daydream about stuff like this all the time!

therudecouture-deactivated20181

https://instagram.com/gregboko

schizoid-art-deactivated2019091

Prince Ali - handsome as he - Ali Ababwa That physique! How can I speak? Weak at the knee… Well get on out in that square Adjust your veil and prepare To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali!

pointsofinflection

b00bologist-deactivated20260104

People are always excited about how ants can lift way more than their bodyweight but I’m not impressed. I can lift dorito crumbs too its not that hard

b00bologist-deactivated20260104

If ants were really strong then they’d be able to grow bigger without being crushed by the weight of their own stupid exoskeleton

b00bologist-deactivated20260104

~oh look at me~ I have hydraulics in my legs but couldnt figure out how to build a functional respiratory system so when I get too big I jsut die

b00bologist-deactivated20260104

I posted this at 4am but i stand by it

miles-b-morales-deactivated2026

deluxury

THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST POST IN TUMBLR HISTORY. RECOGNIZE.

aspiritualbumpit-deactivated202

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

acoustickub

It’s back!

larryshorcrux

“He pulled Harry’s wand from his pocket and began to trace it through the air, writing three shimmering words:

tom marvolo riddle

Then he waved the wand once, and the letters of his name rearranged themselves:

Mr. Tom, a Dildo Lover

“wait, shit, no,” said Riddle. “

the-memedaddy

Me irl

caragh

I can’t believe that this post clocked me.

I never would’ve remembered biting down into the seam of these things, often splitting them into two near-perfect halves. The texture was bad, the taste was bad, and yet…I chomped.

Never would’ve remembered without this post. The internet truly does make you feel less alone.

shadow27

witchofprose-deactivated2020041

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

77lllll

theyarenotaboy

Put this in the MOMA

witchdaggers

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

lewisaur-deactivated20210222

wow

onion-souls

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.