credit where its do, this is spot fucking on, we've all met this internet poisoned bro-dude who's kinda left but loves to say slurs, and we wouldn't let them baby sit our dog, much less be a US Senator
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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credit where its do, this is spot fucking on, we've all met this internet poisoned bro-dude who's kinda left but loves to say slurs, and we wouldn't let them baby sit our dog, much less be a US Senator
you ever think about how mr beast is real life monokuma
I believe Mr Beast is just itching for the day he can do a real death game. I think he constantly pitches it to his team and they just keep going "not yet, but soon"
the alien when it bursts out of someone‘s chest:
Out of Touch
Uh oh. Your post made me shift my ears into the “anger” position.
you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender
you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester
i once again want to say that hulu used to be entirely free with ads, and if you watched two minutes worth of commercials at the start of an episode the next 24 hours would be commercial-free. and now you pay $11.99 per month to watch things with commercials. what the fuck are we doing and how did we allow this to happen lol.
this isn't right...
awwwww, that second number is sooooo little and cute, look at it!! it's basically perfect🥺🥺🥺
what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying
sucks so unbelievably bad that you can’t just like be a lady’s maid anymore. there used to be a job that consisted of taking care of one woman’s every need every day for your whole life including dressing and undressing her and living with her and that was a normal thing to do in fact it was encouraged.
Richard Dawkins just said Claude has consciousness. New Atheism is deader than dead.
TIL He is a transmisogynist (doesn't think trans women exist) but thinks his Claude has consciousness and it's a woman who goes by Claudia 😒
Younger folk are getting really good at spotting AI slop, to the consternation of marketing execs.
Found on Mastodon.
From what I remember of back when Millennials were outpacing Boomers at internet and tech stuff in general, this is going to cause a lot of issues for companies angling to use slop in marketing because the younger set are always going to be better at spotting it than the older, but the older are going to be the ones approving marketing campaigns and ads and etc. Meaning, the older people will not ever be able to tell what might actually convince the younger.
The good news is that if it persists and Gen Z and Gen Alpha continue to scoff at the generated stuff, then marketing departments aiming at them will just have to give up on using it because they won't be able to figure out how to fool their targets with it.
The bad news is that this won't apply to scams and campaigns aimed at older people, so once again we're going to have a situation where the kids will be the ones lunging across the coffee table to stop Mom from giving her financial info to that really obvious fake scam mom oh my god do NOT buy that it isn't even a real thing.
Anyway godspeed to the younger generations.
compiling isn't enough I need to fistfight the rust borrow checker
i need to fucking consume the flesh of an electron dev like tear them apart with my bare fucking teeth
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.