[mrbadguymercury]

This thing called love, I just can’t handle it

[hydro-homies]

PSA for those who haven’t realized.

[corvuscricket-deactivated202411]

Friends take notes

[ender-w-deactivated20190416]

Do it pussy

[corvuscricket-deactivated202411]

[supermegahijabi]

Know their names and their stories.

[gaypeopletwitter]

[bone-and-brawn]

(x)

[imperiosity]

The worst feeling ever is like, “well I’m really fucking used to this happening but it still really fucking hurt”

[catchymemes]

How deep does the hole go?

Art by Penzilla

[sky2fall]

God, I fucking LOVE the color of the sky

[nonnie-of-your-business-deactiv]

k then but this is actually pretty awesome I mean look at all these DETAILS

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[momworries]

Yo how is it that these porn bots are not blurred or even censored … but everyone else is🤔

[goldnpoc]

plot twist: the porn bots are the staff

[raeazure]

the porn was coming from inside the house

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ibreakforthewickedhorse]

me @ maxx

[strexpet]

in this essay I will thank you for coming to my ted talk

[everyoneprotector]

I think I just got whiplash

[randomslasher]

This is like the text equivalent of when you go to shoot a rubber band off your fingers and it gets caught and stays looped around your thumb.

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

i’ve never pretended to have good taste.. i know everything i like is garbage but i’m having a hell of a time!

[mulletlove-deactivated20200811]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[lohver]

sometimes people pretend you’re a bad person so they don’t feel guilty for the things they did to you

[curlytoms-deactivated20191110]

I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THIS IVE SEEN TODAY

[sunnysideyup]

[jumex]

Ngl….mood

[weklwejrwaejflasfkraewl-deactiv]

Girl same